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Doobie Automotive Prediction: Customer rolls in with mid-2000s sedan with the "check engine" light on. Doobie uses google and a harbor freight tester to incorrectly determine the source of the problem. To fix the issue he needs a special tool he doesn't have and he uses Facebook to track down someone that has it. Customer has had their vehicle in for a week so far, Doobie charging them shop hours for every minute of time he's "working" on their car. The tool never materializes, Doobie returns the car as-is albeit with some interior panels out of place and expects upwards of $1500 for his "work".
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I don't know how to tell you this, but this car's got a lot of 'metric' nuts on it and my socket set in in fractions of an inch... So, I took the liberty of cutting all of them off and just welding everything back together.
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Nov 16, 2015 08:47
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Nov 17, 2015 02:09
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Much request aka the one person
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Nov 17, 2015 02:12
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He types like Borat.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:34
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Doobie's life is rapidly devolving into plots from various episodes of Trailer Park Boys.
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Nov 17, 2015 03:37
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Someone make the new t shorts
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Nov 17, 2015 03:43
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 The bunker has new signage, look at how you can barely read the hours. Too cheap to buy an El Marko? does he have like a stack of those coke signs folded up for use or what or were they a consolation gift from Coke after they rejected his fountain application the bunker looks dark, how are Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Nov 23, 2015 00:25
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Binary Badger posted:
Oobies Og Ouse is OP
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Nov 23, 2015 03:49
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How many times has he changed the opening hours now? It's impossible to keep track of when this drat place is supposed to be open.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:52
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It's open at breakfast time.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:55
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this actually works v well if u already have popularity with the white senior demographic living on fixed incomes.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:57
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Oh man more doobie news So he's a licensed mechanic as well? Or is there no regulatory body that gives a poo poo in Alabama? I laugh picturing him skittering back and forth between buildings like some sort of Charlie Chaplin sketch , mixing up orders and giving people waiting for their hot dogs deep fried oil filters
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Nov 23, 2015 04:38
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Binary Badger posted:
The faint "MON-SAT" at the bottom almost looks like it says, "DON'T EAT"
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Nov 23, 2015 04:42
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Ooobie doobie dooo
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Nov 23, 2015 05:22
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Sappo569 posted:Or is there no regulatory body that gives a poo poo in Alabama? you found it, about anything you can imagine
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Nov 23, 2015 06:03
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I worked at a diner for a while, they are very low maintenance when you figure that you're just serving hot black water and poo poo you could make at home. Also anything I ate there would've been tossed out at the end of the day so there was really never any waste, we made as little as possible and winged it when we ran out. Its the kind of place that hangs the yellow don't tread on me flag and an upside-down american flag
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Nov 23, 2015 06:34
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What happened to the manager that he was hiring to get the place into shape? Shouldn't he be able to leave the place in her capable hands while he does the automotive shop full time? He seriously is running back and forth between his two businesses that are next door to one another? stop doing business ventures doobie you are terrible at them. Make sure we keep the wiki updated guys, there's still a lot of gold being generated. loving  at everyone writing bad cheques at doobies because he's the only guy in town stupid enough to take them. Scammed goons out of 10k dollars, constantly being scammed by every other motherfucker in the state of Alabama.And if any of you ever feel sorry for the Doobs, just remember this: Reform was begging for HB Steak for months. His status above is around 10 times more popular than his average status - For some reason he decided that it was important to hold power over his customers and only allow them to taste HB Steak between 12 and 3 on Fridays. After two fridays of offering it, he got annoyed at the extra work, that people only ate HB steak when it was available and not his lovely dogs and that people kept asking for him to provide HB Steak every day instead of a completely arbitary tiny window Whenever you start to think for a second that this might be a legitimate business that wants to make money instead of the pathetic vanity project of a small town hick who wants to feel superior while achieving nothing of worth, remember the HB Steak. The Saurus fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Nov 23, 2015 07:34
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to be fair randomly being found and obsessed on by goons isn't really 'scamming' them idiots giving their christmas budget away to hot dog stands in alabama just lmao
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Nov 23, 2015 07:38
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vyst posted:Much request aka the one person 100% dickweed.
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Nov 23, 2015 08:05
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man how did I miss a new og hous thread for almost a month
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Nov 23, 2015 08:27
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The Saurus posted:Reform was begging for HB Steak for months. His status above is around 10 times more popular than his average status - For some reason he decided that it was important to hold power over his customers and only allow them to taste HB Steak between 12 and 3 on Fridays. After two fridays of offering it, he got annoyed at the extra work, that people only ate HB steak when it was available and not his lovely dogs and that people kept asking for him to provide HB Steak every day instead of a completely arbitary tiny window Even sadder is the fact that even the smallest hole-in-the-wall diners that aren't Doobies offer "Chopped Steak with Onions," which is what HB steak seems to be called north of the Mason-Dixon line. Drove through Indiana while on a trip once and tried to find a place that DIDN'T serve Chopped Steak 24/7, couldn't find one. Doobie should really rename his place 'doobies amateur kitchen' because a real diner should offer a dizzying array of food that takes up at least 4 pages in a nice plastic bound menu, instead of a dog-eared single sheet of paper covered in greasy fingerprints and ketchup spots that was typed up in loving WordPad. quote:Whenever you start to think for a second that this might be a legitimate business that wants to make money instead of the pathetic vanity project of a small town hick who wants to feel superior while achieving nothing of worth, remember the HB Steak. With his auto business he will once again own goons, it'd be hard to screw that up unless he messes up a lot. Edit: I bet if someone came in with a car painted green with random black spots and eyes painted over the headlights he'd refuse to fix it "No siree bob, ah cain't fix no drat frog car. Best advice ah can give you is ta drive it into the deepest ditch y'all can find" Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Nov 23, 2015 09:05
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how is the garage doing?!? i dont have face book so i cant check
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Nov 28, 2015 08:42
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Oobies ar garag
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Nov 28, 2015 20:02
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Doobs could use the old engine oil to cook his FRIES
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Dec 1, 2015 02:10
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Iron Prince posted:how is the garage doing?!? i dont have face book so i cant check i think he got rid of his fb page i can't find it anymore
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Dec 1, 2015 02:23
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ghostter posted:i think he got rid of his fb page i can't find it anymore No it's still up. I just checked. He pleaded for customers to come have breakfast this morning
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Dec 1, 2015 02:57
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vyst posted:No it's still up. I just checked. He pleaded for customers to come have breakfast this morning hotddawg man: "Black Friday means good breakfast at Doobie's. before you hit the mall's, come by here and eat a good hearty breakfast. open at 6am" what loving malls are near reform
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Dec 1, 2015 03:14
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Grody posted:hotddawg man: Goodwill is probably the closest thing to a mall there.
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Dec 1, 2015 03:15
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Berious posted:Doobs could use the old engine oil to cook his FRIES LOL Grody posted:hotddawg man: They have a Wal-Mart
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Dec 1, 2015 03:23
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This season of oobie's og ouse is based on the hit Saskatchewan television program "Corner Gas", a program about a gas station attached to a diner. We'll get the old white guy that yells at poo poo, the yokel with the car and no money, man it writes itself  
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Dec 1, 2015 03:29
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What does Doob serve for breakfast?
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Dec 1, 2015 03:55
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so is Doobie going to like, hire anyone to work the auto shop, or is he just going to be running back and forth, his legs moving in ever gayer circles Fred Flinstone style and with motor grease all over his body while he's serving people food. And if he is hiring people, why doesn't he hire a sub-manager who can work the evening shift at his food bunker? so many questions.
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Dec 1, 2015 06:55
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A Neurotic Jew posted:so is Doobie going to like, hire anyone to work the auto shop, or is he just going to be running back and forth, his legs moving in ever gayer circles Fred Flinstone style and with motor grease all over his body while he's serving people food. And if he is hiring people, why doesn't he hire a sub-manager who can work the evening shift at his food bunker? so many questions. Ask yourself who would be cheaper to hire: a teenager to work the grill, or a mechanic to repair cars? He's never going to hire anyone because he's too cheap
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Dec 1, 2015 07:23
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Nirvikalpa posted:What does Doob serve for breakfast? Wings if they get delivered, HB steak on Friday if enough people beg for it
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Dec 1, 2015 07:25
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Forgot about ol doob for a while... To think... I had almost slew my last slaw dog
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Dec 1, 2015 07:35
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Lord of Pie posted:Wings if they get delivered, HB steak on Friday if enough people beg for it 10W-40 oil change. This Friday only. I can maybe do 5W-30 if enough people want to do it. Opened too many spark plugs and can't return them. 30 plugs in a bag.
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Dec 1, 2015 07:56
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A Neurotic Jew posted:And if he is hiring people, why doesn't he hire a sub-manager who can work the evening shift at his food bunker?  He never bothered replying to those two people.
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Dec 1, 2015 14:11
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WhyteRyce posted:10W-40 oil change. This Friday only. I can maybe do 5W-30 if enough people want to do it. Ask for it
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Dec 1, 2015 14:35
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 Well doobie are you serving breakfast or not????
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