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Its gonna be cool I'll be like Vega from street fighter and able to slit people's thraots or open letters / boxes really easily! Suck it plastic and tape! Anyone done this before? Howd it work out for you?
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Very carefully
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 lookit them fingernails gonan cut a bitch. E: Don't google really long fignernails holy poo poo some of that stuff is like 
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anyone else here file their teeth
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lonesomedwarf posted:anyone else here file their teeth I use the nail file hook that comes with my fingernail clipper to clean my teeth is that close?
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Oct 30, 2015 10:23
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hey op you might like htis scene from oz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HeHvvSch1I
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Al Borland posted:I use the nail file hook that comes with my fingernail clipper to clean my teeth is that close? no
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lonesomedwarf posted:hey op you might like htis scene from oz holy poo poo thats amazing. I just got back from poopin and realized that I better leave a finger or two non clawlike cause i have to push my dick down cause its so huge ootherwise it'll hit the toilet lid / lip if I don't push my giant dong down. And if I did with claw nails that would hurt.
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drat I gotta watch oz now that was awesome.
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But then, how will you scratch your nose ??
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Rond posted:But then, how will you scratch your nose ?? I'll cut someone's finger off with my claws and use that.
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Just leave the pinky
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Beef Turret posted:Just leave the pinky The pinky i think could be the deadly secret finger nail weapon though.
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some people just grow the pinky nail so they can get some good nose picking action in
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concerned mom posted:some people just grow the pinky nail so they can get some good nose picking action in or they make it a coke nail like princess leia.
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Instead of growing your fingernails out, just dip yor fingers into molten medal like wolverine and then sharpen the metal on a industrial grinder. way faster.
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Grow your face out.
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im going to grow my dick out
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lonesomedwarf posted:anyone else here file their teeth i do i file them under "t" lol
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Al Borland posted:Don't google really long fignernails holy poo poo some of that stuff is like I saw a dude like that in real life once He had super long nails that curled into themselves and when he moved his fingers they clacked together like beads
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social vegan posted:i do lol, nice 1
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Smart move OP. You never know.
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This is great. The world could use some more people who think they are vampires and don't realize how socially awkward they are. But gosh darn is that a cool trench coat! Paint one of them red and the rest black for a more evil look! 
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Another bonus is that you could play classical Spanish guitar
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How are you going to wipe your butt after pooping, OP? You'll end up just tearing the paper over and over. Doesn't seem practical at all.
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i braided my back hair into a cat o nine tails
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I did this and have my brother a terrible infection cause I never washed my hands so basically had pungee sticks growing out of my hands. 8/10. Hard to diddle self.
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The Goatfather posted:does anyone know how adebisi keeps the hat on he head heh, i do ha ha... jus tthought of this..... get ready black magic
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adebisi is black
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This one time I met up with a dude to sell some junk that I had listed on Craigslist. As he was fumbling around with the stuff, I noticed that he had a super long thumb nail that was filed to a point. It was all yellow and poo poo like you see in those nail fungus commercials. loving gross. And that's my spooky Halloween fingernail story.
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The Goatfather posted:does anyone know how adebisi keeps the hat on he head All I know is, don't gently caress with Querns
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lonesomedwarf posted:adebisi is black ohh now I get it
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Hey op why not just get some shellacs done instead? You can harass the woman doing them too since that's probably your thing.
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Cuckoo posted:I saw a dude like that in real life once some of them look super filthy too like how do you even wash your hands? King of Bees posted:Smart move OP. You never know. Jukeboxblues posted:This is great. The world could use some more people who think they are vampires and don't realize how socially awkward they are. But gosh darn is that a cool trench coat! Paint one of them red and the rest black for a more evil look! Not a vampire I'm a ninja assassin! Also holy poo poo halfway through season 1 of Oz its good. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Oct 30, 2015 |
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Maybe just grow your pinkie nail to test the cocaine shipments you receive.
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Pawn 17 posted:Maybe just grow your pinkie nail to test the cocaine shipments you receive. PInkie isn't enough to slit throats when I find out they're shorting me.
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Good idea, amigo, I like it. When the plan comes to fruition update thread on the outcome. Proud to be a member of the same community as Al Borland today. 
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Al Borland posted:Its gonna be cool I'll be like Vega from street fighter and able to slit people's thraots or open letters / boxes really easily! Suck it plastic and tape! 
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