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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:22 |
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Thats-a mighty-a apple-a Cooking apples are great too, you can't beat a good apple pie or an apple crumble. Make sure you soak the slices in water with lemon juice, and then sprinkle lots of brown sugar on top before you put on the pie crust.
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:25 |
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Op I'm going to kill u
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:37 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Op I'm going to kill u well hold on there for a few minutes if you could because i'm about to drop the pics of the apple bag that made this whole thing possible
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:44 |
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Ok yeah I can wait for that,
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:46 |
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Here we are, the bag that made it all possible: Wait...What does that say? Do we want to learn more about apples,
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:52 |
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Look at that. 1 medium apple has 20% of my daily recommended allowance of dietary fiber. e. if you eat 50 apples a day you will get all the Vitamin A you should have
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:56 |
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Leperflesh posted:Look at that. 1 medium apple has 20% of my daily recommended allowance of dietary fiber. It's basically the same as drinking a soda. (seems like an apple only has 7% of your daily carbs too, guess those people were just anti-apple morons)
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:56 |
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Anyone remember the Wayside School books?quote:Mrs. Gorf is the first chapter of Sideways Stories From Wayside School and so introduces the characters from Wayside School. They have a mean teacher named Mrs. Gorf who, if they do something even remotely wrong or disruptive, turns them into apples. She is forced to turn them back into humans, but when they cause mischief again, she tries turning them into apples again. But Jenny holds up a mirror, turning the effect on Mrs. Gorf. Now an apple, she is eaten by Louis the yard teacher. "If you children are bad, or if you answer a problem wrong, I'll wiggle my ears, stick out my tongue, and turn you into apples!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNGRrYPlk44
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:57 |
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Man It's good to know that childrens' entertainment is going back to the olden days of the Grimm brothers; evil
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 22:00 |
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If you have trouble sleeping you can try Cinco brand Napples! Bonus Alan Thicke endorsement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfRQJ4tLS7I
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 22:01 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Op I'm going to kill u good luck killing op after they eaten all these healthy apples
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 22:30 |
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Ahundredbux posted:good luck killing op after they eaten all these healthy apples
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 22:37 |
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Rond posted:Some chocolate advertised with sports star, wat SHAQ SNAQ
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 22:48 |
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Why is the world so mixed up?? it should be sports stars on the apple bags and star wars on the candy bars
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 22:53 |
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Bapples
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 23:09 |
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So here's why I posted this thread in the first place: I was going out to buy some apples. Apples and their precursors have nourished us since before we even evolved into the species we are today. A symbiotic relationship between plant and animal, organic and natural. Apples feature heavily in mythology, including of course the tree of life story. They make cider. Apples are a gift from the earth, nature's bounty. And then someone takes them and slaps a tawdry loving character on them from a movie franchise that has become incredibly lovely. I don't care about movie tie-ins with cereal, candy and all that manmade poo poo. But the relationship between human and mother earth, between person and apple should be sacrosanct
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 23:28 |
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apples have had a bad rap since the bible,. op
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 23:30 |
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The Saurus posted:So here's why I posted this thread in the first place: I think probably the idea is that kids these days would rather eat a 50 gram "mr. big" bar consisting of 27 grams of refined sugar and 13 grams of fat than eat a nice healthy delicious natural apple. So, the apple farmer consortiums asked their marketing departments to find a way to make the apples appeal more to today's lazy, screen-addicted age 5-25 bracket, and those marketing people said "hey, the kids like the star wars, right?" So, in exchange for a hefty licensing fee to Disney, the apple folks got permission to slap some iconic star wars characters willy-nilly onto their apple bags, entirely without context or meaning, in the probably completely vain hope that somehow this will lead to spoiled brats begging their mums for a bag of apples in the produce aisle of British grocery stores, instead of the vastly more probable scenario of those children instead screeching for a Transformers-branded box of chocolate cereal or a Pokemon-flavored artificially-sweetened juice* box. *contains 10% juice Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Oct 30, 2015 |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 23:47 |
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I want to make a hat out of apples and wear it and then do a ritual sacrifice with apples
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 23:49 |
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Leperflesh posted:So, in exchange for a hefty licensing fee to Disney, the apple folks got permission to slap some iconic star wars characters willy-nilly onto their apple bags, entirely without context or meaning, in the probably completely vain hope that somehow this will lead to spoiled brats begging their mums for a bag of apples in the produce aisle of British grocery stores I'm living in the United States. They wouldn't have allowed this sort of thing back in Britain.
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 23:56 |
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The Saurus posted:I'm living in the United States. They wouldn't have allowed this sort of thing back in Britain. Woah! I had no idea you'd moved over here from Blighty. Whereabouts are you now?
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 00:05 |
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The Saurus posted:So here's why I posted this thread in the first place: Also I forgot the part at the end where everyone in the grocery store applauded me.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 00:06 |
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Anyway, enough whinging. We still live in a world with delicious apples and that means things are great no matter what happens. Let's do Apple Math with Cubone! Cubone posted:oh like when I cut an apple in half, how I only have half an apple afterward, because I don't know what dividing means, because I'm business octopus and I'm a big retard WAMPA_STAMPA posted:if u have 2 people and give each of them half they only have half an apple each not a whole apple Cubone posted:if you have 2 people there is more than one apple CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:so why would you want a frankenstein apple when a simple 1:1 apple exchange would provide more satisfaction Cubone posted:idk dude I'm not poly WAMPA_STAMPA posted:i only like black apples that are bigger than me KirbyKhan posted:Your whatever friend isnt as sociable as you so he only gets 1/2 an apple. You and your tumblr group have an orgy leaving you with 2.5 apples. Frosted Flake posted:You are yourself an apple, which is now being divided in two for the 2 people, just like their apples are also divided, and therefore diminished for every additional partner they have. ArbitraryC posted:I think the idea is that while you may be getting less attention from one person you can get that attention from someone else so instead of 2 people sharing 2 apples its 4 people sharing 4 apples except it hardly ever plays out that way and usually it's more like 1 person having several apples shared with them while they don't really share with anyone else. Cubone posted:omg No need Cubone, I did that for you! Frosted Flake posted:Do you see how each apple is cut into equal sizes, then divided equally among the other apples? Cubone posted:that graph was in response to you being too dumb to understand the apple metaphor, and not in any way a literal interpretation of the complex interaction of emotional interdependence between real people KirbyKhan posted:Says the 'roommate' currently receiving no apples. Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Apples are the sinful fruit that led to mankind's hell on earth existence Professor Shark posted:Apples are so great The Saurus fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Oct 31, 2015 |
# ? Oct 31, 2015 01:01 |
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Orkin Mang posted:mr huckstalble rape whistle its like a dog whistle, right? (the rapes are silent)
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 01:27 |
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check this poo poo outapples posted:Animal research from the University of Massachusetts Lowell (UML) indicates that apple juice consumption may actually increase the production in the brain of the essential neurotransmitter acetylcholine, resulting in improved memory. Neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine are chemicals released from nerve cells that transmit messages to other nerve cells. Such communication between nerve cells is vital for good health, not just in the brain, but throughout the body. well hot drat, apples arent the health scourge goons had me believing
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 01:30 |
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About to dig in to Apple number 2 of the day, first one from the star wars pack. I got another pack of extra fancy, gala, min 2.5 inchers what can I say I know what I like. I tried scrubbing down the outside this time so we'll see if that makes a difference. What is eating an already-peeled apple like? I've never done it.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 01:38 |
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The Saurus posted:About to dig in to Apple number 2 of the day, first one from the star wars pack. I got another pack of extra fancy, gala, min 2.5 inchers what can I say I know what I like. The skin is good for you. Might as well cut the crusts off your peanut butter and jelly sandwich while you're at it.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 01:40 |
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Skin is definitely far superior after scrubbing, thanks for the tip Applewhite. These ones have a much softer flesh than the other one I had, almost velvetine as I bite through it. Still delicious, refreshing and juicy I do not yet feel the force.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 01:40 |
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It is so weird that eating food can aid in the production of body components
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 01:42 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:It is so weird that eating food can aid in the production of body components I heard a rumour that if you don't eat any food for long enough your body won't be able to make enough of these "components" and then you might die! Is that true?
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 01:50 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:Bapples
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:31 |
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I just upended an entire bag of radishes into my mouth and it turns out they were not mini apples
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:43 |
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Are you a boy or a girl Your username makes me think of Apple White from Ever After High.
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:45 |
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immediate pride of place in op
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:02 |
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I will not look to the left for apples
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:06 |
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I really feel like this should be your avatar, Applewhite
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:04 |
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I like the sci-fresh apples
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 08:03 |
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forevererially apples Apples http://i.imgur.com/ZBmUn.gif http://www.gifsfor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Gifs-for-Tumblr-1499.gif
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# ? Oct 31, 2015 08:59 |
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lol what in the christ
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