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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

i kind of want to buy a rap and or hip-hop album to listen to while I work late for no extra money but skit tracks are so badddd

sure you can skip them now, but four months from now you'll have your iWhatever on shuffle mode and suddenly an extremely angry and vulgar young man starts swearing and screaming at another vulgar young person to express their anger about some drama that I could not care less about

it's kinda cringeworthy and I'd prefer to avoid it.

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Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

rap fan honeypot

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
yes

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


that really sucks

esp because it's still cheaper to buy the full album than to individually buy the tracks that aren't 45s of bullshit no sane human being could ever care about

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ryoshi posted:

i kind of want to buy a rap and or hip-hop album to listen to while I work late for no extra money but skit tracks are so badddd

sure you can skip them now, but four months from now you'll have your iWhatever on shuffle mode and suddenly an extremely angry and vulgar young man starts swearing and screaming at another vulgar young person to express their anger about some drama that I could not care less about

it's kinda cringeworthy and I'd prefer to avoid it.

how are you so bad at liking good music

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Pretty much every single one of these that DMX did was hilarious and awful. Bone Thugs were a little better about it, they worked a skit into one of their tracks on East 1999 and it was one of the better tracks on the album. Then again they also did that Ouija skit/song on the same album and it was terribad

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how are you so bad at liking good music

what, in your mind, is good music, and how have i failed to live up to that lofty ideal do tell

e: mumpy I thought we were cool :( plz don't do a diss track skit about me

Rockman Reserve fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Oct 31, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ryoshi posted:

what, in your mind, is good music, and how have i failed to live up to that lofty ideal do tell

e: mumpy I thought we were cool :( plz don't do a diss track skit about me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJUk45l4h8c

Dr. Furious
Jan 11, 2001
KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=534pAXEpDRQ

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Ones on The Roots albums are especially bad imo they just go on and on forever about some wah being a musician is hard bullshit idc stfu

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

do any other genres of music pull this poo poo? i know awolnations first album had some lo fi recorded bullshit every few tracks but that's all that comes to mind really

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Ryoshi posted:

do any other genres of music pull this poo poo? i know awolnations first album had some lo fi recorded bullshit every few tracks but that's all that comes to mind really

Some of the rock versions of these were even worse. Tool had a few, one of which was a recipe for hash balls in German over a weird beat. Marilyn Manson did some that were even more unlistenable than his usual stuff

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Ladies Against Sexist Muthafuckas

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Some of the rock versions of these were even worse. Tool had a few, one of which was a recipe for hash balls in German over a weird beat. Marilyn Manson did some that were even more unlistenable than his usual stuff

oh yeah, I actually remember the one for 10,000 days which ended with maynard angrily shouting that he poo poo the bed over and over again, which was and is p hilarious

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Macasaurus posted:

rap fan honeypot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqn1UqcFkpk

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

De La Soul is Dead was one of the few albums to do the skit thing right.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



im a big fan of the vanilla ice turtle skit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

FIRST TIME posted:

De La Soul is Dead was one of the few albums to do the skit thing right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJEzEDMqXQQ

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

^^ Nice

FIRST TIME posted:

De La Soul is Dead was one of the few albums to do the skit thing right.

3 Feet High and Rising was nice with the interstitials.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Every album with out the 94 ho draft should probably include the 94 ho draft.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Sphinxster posted:

^^ Nice


3 Feet High and Rising was nice with the interstitials.

how many fibers are intertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

how many fibers are intertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit?

I'm still busy trying to work out how many feathers are on a Purdue (?) chicken.

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Redman pretty much had a skit between every track.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8F3g-9Lyc

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Capital Punishment had 4 skits and all of them were good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K1WG6Y8EWA

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Depends on what kind of rap you like I guess. I thought skits phased out by the mid 00's though.

If you are buying that poo poo on itunes you can look through the tracks to see if they have skits in them. hth

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny6_VZzB1t8

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
guess who's back
back again
op's back


tell some men

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

The White Dragon posted:

guess who's back
back again
op's back


tell some men

:vince:

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax

not really though

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
where my killer tape at

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Hey Em it's Paul, your new album has some hosed up poo poo on it, we're not gonna release it even though itll make us a trillion dollars

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you are very easily shocked

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

The Sphinxster posted:

^^ Nice


3 Feet High and Rising was nice with the interstitials.

Everybody in the world: you have dandruff.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Today's special
Is ghetto dope
Processed in 5th ward GBS

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Da Hip Hop Witch is 90 minutes of JUST this sort of thing.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



("Back in Bed" Plays in Background)
Yes, may I help you
Hello, I had a 12 o' clock appointment with Dr. Dre
Well, Dr. Dre is with another patient right now
Would you like to reschedule?
Reschedule? Um, it must be a mistake
No, it's no mistake
I must see him, I had a 12 o'clock appointment
Look Dr. Dre is with another patient, either you can wait or reschedule
Look, I understand all of that
No, apparently you don't understand
You know I'm a working person and
And I work too
Just where is Dr. Dre? I need to see him
Well open up the door and you'll see his big dick loving somebody!

[Dr. Dre and Unnamed Woman]
Like that?
Like that?
Yes, yes
You like that?
Give it to me
I'mma give it to you
I'mma give it to you
drat, you're good

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
what do you mean you won't let me in the club?!? :ssj:

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Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

search for the words skit, intro, or outro, and then delete all

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