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Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
NWA's new book entitled "The Art of Suckin Dick"

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hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Looks like you're gonna need a bad operation.

90s heads represent.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qoc53Av89E

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

hitchensgoespop posted:

Looks like you're gonna need a bad operation.

90s heads represent.

Kool Keith / Doc Oc?

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Redman had the best skits of all time. Soopaman Luva 1 - like 10 and when the guy in the Satellite Van finally gets his revenge like 7 albums later. Red could tell some sagas.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

dethkon posted:

Kool Keith / Doc Oc?

Correct.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

hitchensgoespop posted:

Looks like you're gonna need a bad operation.

90s heads represent.

uh obviously the best line from a skit on that (and also just the best line to be recorded on anything ever) is OH poo poo THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
And now, the beating of a high school Spanish teacher.

*is actually funny*

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
They're All Gonna Laugh At You is a loving classic and it bewilders me that Sandler got so far away from that humor

barracks haircut
Jun 2, 2010
call 1-800-pp-51-doodoo

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Youse a penguin-lookin' motherfucker

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

hitchensgoespop posted:

Looks like you're gonna need a bad operation.

90s heads represent.

There's a horse in the hospital!

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

barracks haircut posted:

call 1-800-pp-51-doodoo

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVGNvA8Yo4

stick it in your rear end slow like TSSSSS

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


in terms of modern rap skits tho i dont think anyone is worse about it than kendrick

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

well look who showed up to the party. Did you get your page, Doctor?

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
actually diss tracks are better and speaking of kool keith here's a forums diss track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTovhV-HiTc

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Tashan Dorrsett posted:

There's a horse in the hospital!

Use your finger and move it around and around and around! And then another finger! Then you can move on to vegetables...the appropriate size and shape of course.

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
that jay z album with the scarface monologue tracks is pretty cringeworthy

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Ryoshi posted:

an extremely angry and vulgar young man starts swearing and screaming at another vulgar young person to express their anger about some drama that I could not care less about

Welcome to GBS

*Young man may be middle-aged and work with computers for living

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011
was disappointed to hear that rap is still happening

A Very Sexy Baby
Sep 25, 2007

I can't help it if men are attracted to me.
Came here to post Where Are My Panties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuOPN83cwr4

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Profondo Rosso posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVGNvA8Yo4

stick it in your rear end slow like TSSSSS

My favorite Wu Tang skit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLBdmta4aXk

I don't know why it always cracks me up.

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
kendrick is indeed v bad @ skits and i think often album flow in general

i seem to recall MIA having some p decent skits but i'm not gonna go listen to them rn because gently caress that, and i wouldn't classify her music as rap anyway, tho she's obviously heavily influenced by it

h_double
Jul 27, 2001
Nothing says "let's get this party started" like the third or fourth fake answering machine message in between songs.

Eskaton
Aug 13, 2014
Skit tracks are loving great gently caress you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hy8GKrW6Hc

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

bald gnome error posted:

kendrick is indeed v bad

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
https://vimeo.com/119199112#t=1m35s

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ya'll ready to get nasty?
(Yeah!)
poo poo! (Yeah!) (Oh)
drat! Oh, that pussy is good though!
(Oh, poo poo!)
It's good!
(Oh! Oh!)
(gently caress, you hurtin' me bitch!) Oh poo poo!
(Oh!) Oh, yeah you're da bitch, beotch!
(gently caress!)
(Oh!) Oh poo poo!
(You're hurtin' me!)
drat!
(You're hurtin' me!)
drat! (Oh!)
drat!
(You're makin' my pussy sore, bastard!) Oh poo poo!
Oh, my nuts!
(Aww, gently caress me!) Oh! (gently caress...)
Oh poo poo yo' face! (Oh!)
Oh, drat, drat, drat, oh, poo poo, oh
(Fuckin in my rear end, bastard!)
poo poo! Ohhh... Ohhh... drat!
(Oh, poo poo I can't see!) Ohhh
(Oh, poo poo!) Oh, poo poo!
(gently caress!) Whore! (Ahhh)
drat, that poo poo was good
(Ahhh, oh poo poo)
Ohhh, my god
(Ohhhh.... ohhhh... ohhhh...)
drat
(Oh, that poo poo feels so good...)
Ohhh...ohhh...ohhh...
poo poo!
(Oh, get the gently caress up! Oh, get the gently caress up now!)
(Oh you hosed the poo poo out of us!)
(Fuckin' big dick bastard!) Oh poo poo! Aight
(Oh poo poo!) Aight, chill, chill, chill, give me five minutes, drat!
(Well, get the gently caress up!)
(Jake, hurry up, cause you know I gotta get home to my nigga...cause you know...)
(You know you gots to get some at home, hahaha)
(You know I'm lovin that dick)
Ooooh, poo poo!
(Ha ha..what? You got a problem?)
Man, gently caress your man, know what I'm sayin?
I'm Jake Steed. Bitch!
(What?! Who you callin' a bitch?)
You! Bitch!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
usually not but sometimes. plus there are some actually funny skits that make all the terrible ones worth it.

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zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
hey there cock boy

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