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trying to think of fun party ways to commit suicide in the bay area this evening. all i have come up with thus far is dressing like rain and jumping off of a building over a dry spot. help a goon die in a way that doesn't ruin the party?
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Oct 31, 2015 17:19
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im probably gonna die from having sex, i do it so much, kinda addickted good way to go imo
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Oct 31, 2015 17:21
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you live in the bay area and you can't think of how to kill yourself? isn't that what your bridge is for?
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Oct 31, 2015 17:22
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starve yourself to death and pretend to be an african child
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Oct 31, 2015 17:26
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Horniest Manticore posted:you live in the bay area and you can't think of how to kill yourself? isn't that what your bridge is for? think of the logistics of being on foot on bay/gg bridge on one of the most troublesome nights of the year; i wouldn't make it off. symbolic posted:starve yourself to death and pretend to be an african child i barely eat already so i have the bloated stomach thing coming along. would blackface be offensive if i plan on dying anyway?
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Oct 31, 2015 17:28
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Office Commando posted:i barely eat already so i have the bloated stomach thing coming along. would blackface be offensive if i plan on dying anyway?
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Oct 31, 2015 17:28
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you could pull the ultimate "whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??" and not kill yourself!
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Oct 31, 2015 17:31
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lorn Wayne posted:you could pull the ultimate "whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??" and not kill yourself! that seems a little loving pointless.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:34
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You should dress up as someone calling the Suicide Prevention Hotline a ho ho But really seek help, friend! 
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Oct 31, 2015 17:39
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if you're white, go in blackface and a hooded sweatshirt and get killed by cops
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Oct 31, 2015 17:39
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go as david foster wallace and hang yourself or as kurt cobain and shoot yourself or elliott smith and stab yourself in the chest
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Oct 31, 2015 17:40
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drown yourself
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Oct 31, 2015 17:41
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Hang yourself in your front yard and everyone will assume you are a decoration. That's pretty festive.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:41
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Horniest Manticore posted:go as david foster wallace and hang yourself if someone can find a mentally unstable asian chick to stab me, the elliott smith wouldn't be hard.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:41
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Give me all your money before you kill yourself please. I'll still be here and could really use it.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:42
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Broenheim posted:drown yourself not even a costume? like am i ariel but she went back to the water before she could breathe it again? i'm going for festive death here, something where i'm still dead but the kids trick-or-treating aren't scarred for life, just a year or so.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:43
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Windows 98 posted:Give me all your money before you kill yourself please. I'll still be here and could really use it. bay area? come get it. it's not much.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:43
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Office Commando posted:if someone can find a mentally unstable asian chick to stab me, the elliott smith wouldn't be hard. you're in sf, throw a rock
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Oct 31, 2015 17:44
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Horniest Manticore posted:you're in sf, throw a rock berkeley, but i'll put a sign outside; "seeking 1 mid-terms stressed korean girl to murder me while i dress like elliott smith"
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Oct 31, 2015 17:45
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trick yourself by finding a new lease on life, seek professional help and stop being suicidal, peace on earth op
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Oct 31, 2015 17:46
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Have you considered dropping a couple of pills and going out, to dance, alone if you don't have any friends?
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Oct 31, 2015 17:47
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no, i really haven't. i kept myself alive this long, honestly, to finish the wheel of time book series. it's done now and i really can't find anything in existence worth staying around in a state of panic/depression. e: and i would more than likely do something dumber on drugs like not die and be all terri schiavo or something.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:50
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Voted 1.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:50
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speedball or bust
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Oct 31, 2015 17:51
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The Goatfather posted:speedball or bust bring me herion and cocaine and let's celebrate the farley documentary.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:52
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Office Commando posted:no, i really haven't. i kept myself alive this long, honestly, to finish the wheel of time book series. it's done now and i really can't find anything in existence worth staying around in a state of panic/depression.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:52
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jBrereton posted:The Game of Thrones books is another possibly unfinishable series, why not try that? already did it, and i'm pretty sure all depression will have claimed it's victims before grrm finishes it.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:53
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Have you considered writing Wheel of Time fanfiction until you die?
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Oct 31, 2015 17:54
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Office Commando posted:trying to think of fun party ways to commit suicide in the bay area this evening. all i have come up with thus far is dressing like rain and jumping off of a building over a dry spot. The state will stop you because they own you
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Oct 31, 2015 17:54
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Since you're considering ending your existence, is there anything you've ever wanted to do that you've been too afraid to try? I mean, the regular consequences of daily life don't mean jack poo poo anymore if you're going to be dead anyway.
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Oct 31, 2015 17:54
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get drunk and ride a brakeless track bike for the first time down one of those huge hills you guys have
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Oct 31, 2015 17:58
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Dress up as me and masturbate yourself to death.
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Oct 31, 2015 18:00
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what you do is set yourself up to hang from the top of a tall building, or an overpass or something, with steel cable. you want to use thin steel cable and let yourself drop at least a good 10-20 feet so that the force will totally sever your head from the rest of your body. then right before you jump you superglue both your hands to the sides of your head so that whoever finds your body will find you there crumpled on the ground decapitated holding your own head in your hands
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Oct 31, 2015 18:00
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Asclepius Hot Rod posted:Since you're considering ending your existence, is there anything you've ever wanted to do that you've been too afraid to try? I mean, the regular consequences of daily life don't mean jack poo poo anymore if you're going to be dead anyway. i'd like to try not being an emotional void, and that weird rotted shark meat from Iceland or wherever in the vikinglands they make it. numberoneposter posted:get drunk and ride a brakeless track bike for the first time down one of those huge hills you guys have did that already, you just end up sore and drunk with a broke bike.
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Oct 31, 2015 18:02
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Office Commando posted:trying to think of fun party ways to commit suicide in the bay area this evening. all i have come up with thus far is dressing like rain and jumping off of a building over a dry spot. do something that increases gentrification in San Francisco and includes a banner reading "lol gently caress your ethnic neighborhoods"
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Oct 31, 2015 18:02
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Office Commando posted:no, i really haven't. i kept myself alive this long, honestly, to finish the wheel of time book series. it's done now and i really can't find anything in existence worth staying around in a state of panic/depression. also pls live and don't be a retard that offs himself there's no afterlife, you know if you don't have anything else to do, live for annoying tumblr folk and being as problematic as possible
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Oct 31, 2015 18:05
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have you tried killing yourslef, op???
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Oct 31, 2015 18:08
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Office Commando posted:no, i really haven't. i kept myself alive this long, honestly, to finish the wheel of time book series. it's done now and i really can't find anything in existence worth staying around in a state of panic/depression. but please don't do anything even less cool than reading discworld
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Oct 31, 2015 18:09
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eat so many laxatives that you poo poo your own skeleton out. pretty spoopy!
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Oct 31, 2015 18:10
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Office Commando posted:berkeley, but i'll put a sign outside; "seeking 1 mid-terms stressed korean girl to murder me while i dress like elliott smith" stressed korean girls at berkeley are probably up for a murder-suicide so you might get someone to go w you to the afterlife!
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Oct 31, 2015 18:11
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