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go as bud dwyer and shoot yourself op, someone will prolly even film it and put it on youtube
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dress up all "thug" and go into compton dropping n-bombs. they'll take care of you
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Oct 31, 2015 18:12
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tbh tho op you should probably wander out into the desert and see what happens maybe you will break thru and the greatest irony will be that you die, unable to find help, after realizing you want to live
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Oct 31, 2015 18:12
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Have you tried... ... ... LSD
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Oct 31, 2015 18:13
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there is a strong tradition of suicide by cop in this country, it even happened in the teen classic outsiders  also famous novel Ragtime by EL Doctorow
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Oct 31, 2015 18:14
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dress up as a vampire, party all night, set yourself on fire when the sun rises
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Oct 31, 2015 18:15
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ExplosionFactory posted:dress up as a vampire, party all night, set yourself on fire when the sun rises no, YOU should dress up as a vampire. because you SUCK ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahah
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Oct 31, 2015 18:21
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Maybe your costume could be "alive, not dead depressed person who is seeking professional help for their condition" op
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Oct 31, 2015 18:22
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are you still alive op? bc if so you're "winning" in my book!
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Oct 31, 2015 18:24
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The Goatfather posted:what you do is set yourself up to hang from the top of a tall building, or an overpass or something, with steel cable. you want to use thin steel cable and let yourself drop at least a good 10-20 feet so that the force will totally sever your head from the rest of your body. then right before you jump you superglue both your hands to the sides of your head so that whoever finds your body will find you there crumpled on the ground decapitated holding your own head in your hands you have a fukken cool av dude
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Oct 31, 2015 18:25
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Office Commando posted:i'd like to try not being an emotional void, and that weird rotted shark meat from Iceland or wherever in the vikinglands they make it. There's not enough good emotions in the outside world to ever fill that void. You have to find a way to strike a bargain with the void and keep going. Read some of Albert Camus' work. Live your life in revolt.
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Oct 31, 2015 18:25
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fistfight a shark
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Oct 31, 2015 18:39
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nomadologique posted:stressed korean girls at berkeley are probably up for a murder-suicide so you might get someone to go w you to the afterlife! craigslist should help with this. Drunk Nerds posted:Have you tried... yes, can't find any at the moment. Horniest Manticore posted:dress up all "thug" and go into compton dropping n-bombs. they'll take care of you richmond is closer and far more frightening.
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Oct 31, 2015 18:48
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nomadologique posted:are you still alive op? bc if so you're "winning" in my book! gotta sync up with the festivities tonight so i'm not too much of a bother and get cleaned up with the rest of the holiday garbage in the morning.
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Oct 31, 2015 18:52
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real headless horseman
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Oct 31, 2015 18:57
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Office Commando posted:craigslist should help with this. come to richmond and ill kill you for uh.. 20 bucks
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Oct 31, 2015 19:18
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Enfield posted:come to richmond and ill kill you for uh.. 20 bucks
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Enfield posted:come to richmond and ill kill you for uh.. 20 bucks we can split the distance and meet at del norte bart station.
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Oct 31, 2015 19:21
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I will pay you 15 dollars to strangle you to death. I will even suck your dick before, during, and after
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Oct 31, 2015 19:22
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subhuman filth posted:I will pay you 15 dollars to strangle you to death. I will even suck your dick before, during, and after is this an exclusive offer or open to anyone?
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subhuman filth posted:I will pay you 15 dollars to strangle you to death. I will even suck your dick before, during, and after can it be made into a fun two-man costume experience? i don't want to ruin anyone's holiday. just die.
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Oct 31, 2015 19:28
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Challenge Hacksaw Jim Duggan to a death match and then just keep trying to kiss him
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Oct 31, 2015 19:29
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any particular reason you want to die op?
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Oct 31, 2015 19:29
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this thread is gay and bad gas thread ban op
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Oct 31, 2015 19:32
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why do you want to kill yourself op? i mean humans don't even live that long if you just hang about for a while its basically the same effect, except your body has begun to betray you so its like whatevs at that point
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Oct 31, 2015 19:33
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lorn Wayne posted:any particular reason you want to die op? i haven't been genuinely happy since 2004. i can name two people in this world who give enough of a poo poo about me to initiate a conversation with me in any manner that doesn't end with an increase in their material wealth. the majority of my friends have trickled away/died and enough of my attempts to find other people to talk to end weird because i'm a sadbrains. i don't know, man, why do you want to be alive?
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:this thread is gay and bad gas thread ban op gas op with sarin
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Oct 31, 2015 19:35
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you are going to make those two people really sad you should prob go to therapy/see a doctor/get meds op i got probated for saying this before but maybe even self medicate with recreational drugs if thats what it takes to stop you killing yourself. when i was depressed as hell i realised that not caring about living anymore made me the freeest person in the world so i could do whatever i wanted. took a bunch of drugs until life got better, then got clean and now life is p great.
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Office Commando posted:i haven't been genuinely happy since 2004. i can name two people in this world who give enough of a poo poo about me to initiate a conversation with me in any manner that doesn't end with an increase in their material wealth. the majority of my friends have trickled away/died and enough of my attempts to find other people to talk to end weird because i'm a sadbrains. tbqh i'm in sort of in a similar situation, a few months ago i tried to take my own life by swallowing 50 pills that slow your heart rate down to a crawl and combining that with a litre of vodka, before thinking 'nah i dont wanna go out this way at 28', throwing up as much as i could and calling an ambulance. at the moment poo poo hasn't really looked up, i mean from the outside i seem normal cos i have a pretty good job and 'routine' etc, but i still feel poo poo. moving out tomorrow too because my home environment is toxic, and gonna be hostelling/possibly homeless for a while till i can secure a room somewhere (london is poo poo and expensive). so to answer your question i dunno. i'm just on autopilot, although i don't have suicidal thoughts anymore. meds and a few friends have helped i guess?  i don't think killing yourself in a wacky halloween way is the answer though dude.
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Oct 31, 2015 19:42
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this isn't E/N take your drama suicide and shove it up your rear end ugly
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Oct 31, 2015 19:44
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my dad is a krazy kommie and he told me that people who kill themselves without taking out a bunch of rich people with them are pathetic
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Oct 31, 2015 19:44
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stick your head in the microwave.
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Oct 31, 2015 19:44
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The Saurus posted:my dad is a krazy kommie and he told me that people who kill themselves without taking out a bunch of rich people with them are pathetic also this
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op literally one of the luckiest human beings who has ever existed imagine being born in caveman times or the middle ages or in modern iraq
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lorn Wayne posted:tbqh i'm in sort of in a similar situation, a few months ago i tried to take my own life by swallowing 50 pills that slow your heart rate down to a crawl and combining that with a litre of vodka, before thinking 'nah i dont wanna go out this way at 28', throwing up as much as i could and calling an ambulance. it isn't wacky halloween, i don't like being a bother in what i do as much as i can without completely ruining whatever i set out to accomplish, so having something that blends in work and keeps everyone else's night from being ruined too badly.
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The Saurus posted:my dad is a krazy kommie and he told me that people who kill themselves without taking out a bunch of rich people with them are pathetic i genuinely cannot disagree with this.
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Office Commando posted:i haven't been genuinely happy since 2004. i can name two people in this world who give enough of a poo poo about me to initiate a conversation with me in any manner that doesn't end with an increase in their material wealth. the majority of my friends have trickled away/died and enough of my attempts to find other people to talk to end weird because i'm a sadbrains. Well I'm talking to you and not getting paid for it
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Well I'm talking to you and not getting paid for it i just threw a dollar out the window god bless
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I don't understand why you give a poo poo about "ruining other peoples holiday". The fact you're making an excuse means that you honestly don't want to do it, deep down. The whole "I've only got two people that can deal with me" thing is also completely fixable. I have quite a few friends who are insane alcoholics and I get along with them fine. I hadn't felt anything emotionally since around 2005 or so myself, until this year. If I had offed myself I couldn't experience what I am experiencing now. So, just make absolutely sure you want to go through with this before you do it.
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