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Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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I'm sure this is just a series of freak accidents and the fact that the teeth look stained by the drug of choice by the locals is just a coincidence.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

That has to be deliberate, surely? What absolute loving scum.

Anidav posted:

It is not the first time teeth have been found in food in the detention centre. In 2013,Amnesty International reported that a tooth had been found in a meal served in the detention centre.

And the teeth being found Sunday follows amass outbreak of food poisoning affecting up to 100 asylum seekers and refugees in the detention centre on Friday.

Transfield staff initially tried to tell asylum seekers they were struck by gastroenteritis and diarrhoea all of them on the same day because they didn't wash their hands before eating.

Staff have since conceded to asylum seekers they were food-poisoned.

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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
who among us has not on at least two occasions served human teeth to people in our care

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Really they just need some Thompson's Teeth™: The Only Teeth Strong Enough To Eat Other Teeth

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
jesus gently caress that made me actually wince

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The article also implies they didn't even check for insects until teeth were found.

Now they remove the insects.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Anidav posted:

The article also implies they didn't even check for insects until teeth were found.

Now they remove the insects.

Maybe the teeth were the work of a false flag operation by the parasitic advocacy industrial complex, now that insects have been removed from the food no doubt some disgusting opportunistic lefties will be complaining about the drop of protein in the food. Makes me loving sick.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Mr. Bolt ur drunk

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
It would be easy to find the culprit. Find the toothless chef.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



$1920 per person per day

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

So I guess it turns out they don't bury the bodies of the asylum seekers who drown at sea after all

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Yeesh

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

freebooter posted:

So I guess it turns out they don't bury the bodies of the asylum seekers who drown at sea after all

Soylent Browns.

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service

katlington posted:

$1920 per person per day

Mate if let them in they'll just clog up the M2 and I thought you lefties wanted less cars on the road, not more. Checkmate leftard, welcome to the real world.

hooman posted:

Soylent Browns.

Amazing.

Au Revoir Shosanna fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Nov 3, 2015

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Buuuuuuurrrrrn

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Oh yeah, horse racing is a lovely cruel sport that promotes violence against animals, results in unnecessary deaths, and supports gambling and binge drinking.

gently caress Melbourne Cup

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Replace them with robot horses.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
I don't like AFL either but I'm still happy I get to sleep in for sports days

xPanda
Feb 6, 2003

Was that me or the door?

Solemn Sloth posted:

also weren't a number of labor ministers in the previous government cia informants?

Mark Arbib.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

open24hours posted:

Replace them with robot horses.

Yes. I agree.

And give the horses flamethrowers and spinning saw blades and

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

GoldStandardConure posted:

Did we contract the meals out to Sweeney Todd?
Transfield were contacted for coment but were soylent on the issue.

e;fb but I thought of it before I read etc. Also why are we letting a few human teeth distract us from the real issues of ..

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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This needs to get out there, racists need to know they have a pro islam, pro immigration tattoo.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Birb Katter posted:

This needs to get out there, racists need to know they have a pro islam, pro immigration tattoo.



Quick tell hitler he is actually Buddhist that'll learn him

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Yeah but that guy would say that, he's a wog

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

Seagull posted:

you expect people to check food for traces of humans before serving it? maybe in fantasy lefty land but this is the real world mate, ask any chef, it just happens

quote:

These chappies in Manus seem to have very good mobile phones and internet to be able to post such accurate pictures of 2 teeth, a serviette and what seems like a good meal.
Why it takes up space in a major news outlet, has me buggered.
This happens in restaurants all over PNG, every week.

Holy poo poo. It's real!

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
My

HEAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHO WROTE THAT

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
"I eat teeth all the time in PNG. Checkmate leftists."

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
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Anidav posted:

My

HEAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHO WROTE THAT

You posted the article, did you fail to notice that it came with comments?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I BLOCK comments sections using plugins

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Holy poo poo. It's real!

Well if their food is of a similar standard to restaurants in PNG, the capital of which is the third least livable city in the entire world then they must have it pretty easy.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

The comments on a news article would be akin to teeth in your food.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Anidav posted:

I BLOCK comments sections using plugins

BLOCKING comments DOES not mean THAT you shouldn't REALISE people on the INTERNET comment on THINGS. There is PROBABLY a REASON you BLOCK the COMMENTS.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Amoeba102 posted:

The comments on a news article would be akin to teeth in your food.

I have Thompson's Teeth, I'll take the food teeth over listening to what Australians have to say on a topic.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

What kind of sook blocks comments on a webpage?

why the gently caress are you reading a forum full of comments?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
AusPol November - why the gently caress are you reading a forum full of comments?

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Holy poo poo. It's real!

That looks like a perfectly fine meal once you pick out the human teeth. Also they have internet on their phones!

Poor_people_fridges.jpg

Wheezle
Aug 13, 2007

420 stop boats erryday
Any form of consumer electronics instantly invalidates concerns about quality of life. You can eat a smartphone, you see.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
If poor, why smartphone?
If poor, why toothless food?
If poor, why internet?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Laserface posted:

What kind of sook blocks comments on a webpage?

why the gently caress are you reading a forum full of comments?

This forum is pretty tame in comparison to comments sections on news websites. Some comments sections out there are basically stormfront or worse.

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Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Anidav posted:

This forum is pretty tame in comparison to comments sections on news websites. Some comments sections out there are basically stormfront or worse.

Case in point:

https://twitter.com/boltcomments?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

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