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Just gonna roll up to the gate dressed like a suicide bomber. Bet they'll think this is a hoot!quote:A Halloween costume at Fort Bragg prompted an emergency response after a soldier tried to enter the North Carolina military installation dressed as a suicide bomber, the military said. The dude's lucky he didn't get loving shot.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 01:48 |
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Wow OP, that was incredibly stupid of you.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 01:52 |
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The vest was packed with full sized candy bars so they made him general
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 01:52 |
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should probably pillory and sterilize his family just to be safe
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 01:52 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:Just gonna roll up to the gate dressed like a suicide bomber. Bet they'll think this is a hoot! how the gently caress can you be this stupid?
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 01:53 |
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Babykillers got no sense of humor
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 01:54 |
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seriously how can you be this stupid? Darwin was wrong, because this retard is probably going to have kids
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 01:56 |
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The answer to "how could you be that stupid" is simple. He is in the military. Mystery solved.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:17 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Darwin was wrong, because this retard is probably going to have kids That's not how evolution works, even according to Darwin.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:20 |
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No. 6 posted:That's not how evolution works, even according to Darwin. according to darwin retards make the worsts kids
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:23 |
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:28 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:seriously how can you be this stupid? Hey everyone, looks like Mumpy Puffinz hasn't seen Idiocracy.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:29 |
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Whiskey Sours posted:Hey everyone, looks like Mumpy Puffinz hasn't seen Idiocracy. I did. Wait, not really sure if that was an insult
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:32 |
Weird. I thought only the smartest people became soldiers. Huh.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:33 |
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huskarl_marx posted:should probably pillory and sterilize his family just to be safe no, this is a crime against the state and must be subject to the nine familial exterminations
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:34 |
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je suis charlie
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:34 |
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vandalism posted:je suis charlie just hanging out
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:38 |
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a great poster a great permabanned poster
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:40 |
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Wanna bet that soldier was white no smart colored man would ever touch that poo poo if he knew what was good for him
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:40 |
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Nonsense posted:a great poster helldump was why I joined this forum
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:43 |
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he shoulda dressed up like a drunk driver everyone woulda thought that was a hoot
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:45 |
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Nonsense posted:a great poster who was this again
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:46 |
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Alan Smithee posted:who was this again
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:46 |
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Dude just couldnt go rape/kill some chick in fayettenam? Dude just had to get the alert roster going, like an idiot. Dude is "that guy". Whoever is his command team is gonna be doing safety briefs until their eyes bleed. Other snarky comments with tidbits of military lingo thrown in. Bragg be cray. Pushups. :iamafag:
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:50 |
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Political correctness gone mad, I tell you what.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:52 |
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We're a culture, not a costume, and this is not okay.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:53 |
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:54 |
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Fat Lowtax posted:We're a culture, not a costume, and this is not okay.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:55 |
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:55 |
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i dressed up as a serial killer and murdered every1 on my street
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:55 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:seriously how can you be this stupid? He's a soldier.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:56 |
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Windows 98 posted:The answer to "how could you be that stupid" is simple. He is in the military. Mystery solved. You're the best and the brightest is what I was always told. Lmao!
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:57 |
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wow he did not get shot praise allah or jesus or whomever god you praise because its up to you and your heart who you ultimately love this was really dumb like how can someone be so dumb to do this???
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:12 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:
Why? the military aren't the police, they don't just gun people down and ask questions later there's a whole court and punishment system for that sort of thing
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:14 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Why? the military aren't the police, they don't just gun people down and ask questions later there's a whole court and punishment system for that sort of thing what the gently caress are you talking about about? the only thing the military does is shoot people. That is their loving job
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:19 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Why? the military aren't the police, they don't just gun people down and ask questions later there's a whole court and punishment system for that sort of thing only white people
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:29 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Why? the military aren't the police, they don't just gun people down and ask questions later there's a whole court and punishment system for that sort of thing Well if he had to get gate clerance, and they really did think he was going to blow up they would probably have shot him. Considering they had to get a specialist from the exp lsovies division to clear him it seems the joke was taken too far! What a goofy joke! NOT
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:35 |
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I'm the genome soldier that constantly owns myself opening doors
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:37 |
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thank you for service
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 04:44 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:37 |
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Nonsense posted:a great poster he was never permabanned, his wife forced him to stop posting on SA
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