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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Just gonna roll up to the gate dressed like a suicide bomber. Bet they'll think this is a hoot!

quote:

A Halloween costume at Fort Bragg prompted an emergency response after a soldier tried to enter the North Carolina military installation dressed as a suicide bomber, the military said.

The soldier was not identified. The costume prompted a gate to be cleared and a response from an explosives ordinance disposal team, Fort Bragg said. The costume included a simulated explosive vest. "Costumes of this sort are not allowed on Fort Bragg," the base said in a statement.

"The senior commander of Fort Bragg further directs that soldiers not wear costumes of this sort off post and strongly encourages soldiers, DA civilians, and family members to follow the same guidance to prevent similar issues within our neighboring communities," the statement said.

Fort Bragg, northwest of Fayetteville, is home to the U.S. Army airborne and special operations forces.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/soldiers-suicide-bomber-costume-sparks-fort-bragg-security-response-n455181




The dude's lucky he didn't get loving shot.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Wow OP, that was incredibly stupid of you.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

The vest was packed with full sized candy bars so they made him general

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
should probably pillory and sterilize his family just to be safe

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Just gonna roll up to the gate dressed like a suicide bomber. Bet they'll think this is a hoot!
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/soldiers-suicide-bomber-costume-sparks-fort-bragg-security-response-n455181




The dude's lucky he didn't get loving shot.

how the gently caress can you be this stupid?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Babykillers got no sense of humor

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
seriously how can you be this stupid?


Darwin was wrong, because this retard is probably going to have kids

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
The answer to "how could you be that stupid" is simple. He is in the military. Mystery solved.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Darwin was wrong, because this retard is probably going to have kids

That's not how evolution works, even according to Darwin.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

No. 6 posted:

That's not how evolution works, even according to Darwin.

according to darwin retards make the worsts kids

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

seriously how can you be this stupid?


Darwin was wrong, because this retard is probably going to have kids

Hey everyone, looks like Mumpy Puffinz hasn't seen Idiocracy.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Whiskey Sours posted:

Hey everyone, looks like Mumpy Puffinz hasn't seen Idiocracy.

I did.

Wait, not really sure if that was an insult

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Weird. I thought only the smartest people became soldiers. Huh.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


huskarl_marx posted:

should probably pillory and sterilize his family just to be safe

no, this is a crime against the state and must be subject to the nine familial exterminations

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
je suis charlie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

vandalism posted:

je suis charlie

just hanging out

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


a great poster

a great permabanned poster

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Wanna bet that soldier was white

no smart colored man would ever touch that poo poo if he knew what was good for him

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nonsense posted:

a great poster

a great permabanned poster

helldump was why I joined this forum

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
he shoulda dressed up like a drunk driver everyone woulda thought that was a hoot

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nonsense posted:

a great poster

a great permabanned poster

who was this again

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Alan Smithee posted:

who was this again

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Dude just couldnt go rape/kill some chick in fayettenam?

Dude just had to get the alert roster going, like an idiot. Dude is "that guy".

Whoever is his command team is gonna be doing safety briefs until their eyes bleed.

Other snarky comments with tidbits of military lingo thrown in.

Bragg be cray.

Pushups.

:iamafag:

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

Political correctness gone mad, I tell you what.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


We're a culture, not a costume, and this is not okay.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fat Lowtax posted:

We're a culture, not a costume, and this is not okay.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i dressed up as a serial killer and murdered every1 on my street

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

seriously how can you be this stupid?



He's a soldier.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Windows 98 posted:

The answer to "how could you be that stupid" is simple. He is in the military. Mystery solved.

You're the best and the brightest is what I was always told. Lmao!

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
wow he did not get shot praise allah or jesus or whomever god you praise because its up to you and your heart who you ultimately love

this was really dumb like how can someone be so dumb to do this???

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:



The dude's lucky he didn't get loving shot.

Why? the military aren't the police, they don't just gun people down and ask questions later there's a whole court and punishment system for that sort of thing

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Why? the military aren't the police, they don't just gun people down and ask questions later there's a whole court and punishment system for that sort of thing

what the gently caress are you talking about about?
the only thing the military does is shoot people. That is their loving job

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Why? the military aren't the police, they don't just gun people down and ask questions later there's a whole court and punishment system for that sort of thing

only white people

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Why? the military aren't the police, they don't just gun people down and ask questions later there's a whole court and punishment system for that sort of thing

Well if he had to get gate clerance, and they really did think he was going to blow up they would probably have shot him. Considering they had to get a specialist from the exp lsovies division to clear him it seems the joke was taken too far! What a goofy joke! NOT

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm the genome soldier that constantly owns myself opening doors

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
thank you for service

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nonsense posted:

a great poster

a great permabanned poster

he was never permabanned, his wife forced him to stop posting on SA

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