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Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

The sooner we can get all these fun candidates out of the way, the sooner we can all get exited for the inevitable "Clinton vs. Inoffensive-Talking-Points-Man #542"

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I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008

hemophilia posted:

I've found people who say stupid poo poo like this to be insanely retarded and so far you're adding to the pile of anecdotes that serve to confirm my feeling on this. You might be a bitch, or kind of a oval office even. I wonder how boring your politics must be. Some GBS 1.0 level moron poo poo, or a latte liberal D&D poster strawman made real.

lol this guy right here

how much money have you wasted on a dumb politician

i bet you also threw money at star citizen too lmbo

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
"I believe the crazy man with the mad scientist hair will win the election"

- a poopsocker

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

"I believe the crazy man with the mad scientist hair will win the election"

- a poopsocker

this isn't a very nice thing to say about trump

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
im ready for this imo

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Hillary Clinton is a female cuckold.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
I should make a thread about that one day

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Baba Ganoush posted:

Hillary Clinton is a female cuckold.

LOL if you think the clintons are married for love or sex or companionship

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!


:eyepop:

oh no hes gonna be too radical and extreme for the presidency :ohdear:

:krad:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Lastgirl posted:



:eyepop:

oh no hes gonna be too radical and extreme for the presidency :ohdear:

:krad:

Too white for the white house

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I just really hate Hillary.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

both are fine

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

nooneofconsequence posted:

I just really hate Hillary.

good

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

bernie is the only decent candidate but he will never be allowed to run. like they say it's "hillary's turn"

release the nukes putin

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
This candidate says they'll do X but this candidate says they'll do Y :ohdear:
Who cares?
No matter who "wins" the election, they're just going to do what the corporations their advisors tell them to do anyway.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The Merkinman posted:

This candidate says they'll do X but this candidate says they'll do Y :ohdear:
Who cares?
No matter who "wins" the election, they're just going to do what the corporations their advisors tell them to do anyway.

the rowdy trout is my kinda democracy

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

we should just get rid of the politicians and elect our favorite businesses to run the country, cut out the middleman get straight to neoamerica

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Both are dumb enough to campaign on defunding the NSA so yeah pretty much.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Blue Train posted:

bernie is the only decent candidate but he will never be allowed to run. like they say it's "hillary's turn"

release the nukes putin

We've got the black guy almost out of the way now we just need a woman for 4-8 years. Then we are halfway to proving we aren't bigots


Next up we need Bruce 'Caitlyn' Jenner or some other transsexual and a guy named Pablo. After that, boom untouchable bring it Putin, you're up against the most non-bigoted country on earth.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
president trump is going to be the best president ever on day one because of all the butthurt he will inspire in the horrendous and unbearable Hillary fans

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
*keeps saying trump is going to be president*

*trump doesn't even become republican candidate*

*plays it off as AH HA! I WAS JOSHIN YOU THE WHOLE TIME. loving RETARDS; I KNEW THERE WAS NO WAY HE'D BE PRESIDENT, NEVERMIND THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE! OBVIOUSLY!*

*is and will continue to be a chronic liar forever unto the grave and beyond*

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

the rnc will do everything in its power to keep the nomination from trump, which is good

hopefully it is enough, or ideally trump runs independent handing the election to bernie after hillary dies of her own toxicity and hatred and malice and spite

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
the only person that is gonna take trump out is himself, and that is a real possibility even though it is unlikely. He'll get the nomination because Repub primary voters will not vote for a black dude no matter what the polls say, and Bush is a retard that nobody likes, and rubio has the same problem as carson.

get on the Trump bandwagon, his supporters aren't half as delusional as Hillary's supporters are.

vote Darth Trump for president and lets watch the world burn

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I'm fairly confident that Sanders and Trump can win because this is the first time I've paid any kind of attention to a presidential campaign.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Blue Train posted:

after hillary dies of her own toxicity and hatred and malice and spite

nope, Hillary supporters are a thousand times more delusional about their garbage candidate than any Repub ever has been, they have rigged the Democratic primary and are going to drive us all off a cliff in the big HRC scooby bus

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
bucs just got a touchdown

edit: flag, gently caress

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

If Bernie doesn't win I hope Trump does.

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Not in a "the president we deserve" way either, I legitimately think he'd be a better president than any of the other candidates even though I also think he's a retarded rear end in a top hat blowhard.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

City of Tampa posted:

nope, Hillary supporters are a thousand times more delusional about their garbage candidate than any Repub ever has been, they have rigged the Democratic primary and are going to drive us all off a cliff in the big HRC scooby bus

I know

:negative:

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
How could people not be hoping for a 2016 Trump (Capitalism) vs. Sanders (Socialism) death match?

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

cram me sideways posted:

*keeps saying trump is going to be president*

*trump doesn't even become republican candidate*

*plays it off as AH HA! I WAS JOSHIN YOU THE WHOLE TIME. loving RETARDS; I KNEW THERE WAS NO WAY HE'D BE PRESIDENT, NEVERMIND THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE! OBVIOUSLY!*

*is and will continue to be a chronic liar forever unto the grave and beyond*

what a weird made up conversation

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Baba Ganoush posted:

How could people not be hoping for a 2016 Trump (Capitalism) vs. Sanders (Socialism) death match?

gently caress the establishment, really funny to see Jeb Bush crash and burn despite being well connected.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Baba Ganoush posted:

How could people not be hoping for a 2016 Trump (Capitalism) vs. Sanders (Socialism) death match?

bernie will break out the krav maga on his rear end

then trump will shoot him :(

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
hillary clinton please explain to america how you and your family are never in jail despite always being criminal business masterminds in three emojis or less

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

extra stout posted:

hillary clinton please explain to america how you and your family are never in jail despite always being criminal business masterminds in three emojis or less

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
i want trump to win because he is the most decent and genuine human being in the race

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
pee pee

doo doo

(s)he is a bad candidate

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Not really because Ron Paul always polled super, super incredibly horribly and never had a glimmer of a hope to be polling in fuckin third in the nomination game. You see some of the same wackiness, like people acting like internet polls are not completely and utterly worthless, but he Sanders is a much more popular and viable candidate.

It is likely that Sanders will not get the nomination, but I will end up donating a bit to get leftist policy trumpeted and force Clinton to take positions she does not want to. The race already looks vastly different than it otherwise would solely because Sanders is in the race.

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Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Also the Clintons are loving awful and the epitome of phony populist corporate fellators

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