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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

xzzy posted:

Cool, does this come with a coaching salary? Because that seems like a fair trade.

you gotta pay me 20% of what Coach Q gets, you get 40%, and Q takes the rest. Deal?

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Rotten Cookies posted:

Oh hey, isn't that the name of that lovely Canucks guy?

real-talk: confirmed

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Shattenkirk is still injured and it appears to be a groin issue. The fact that he was initially listed as DTD a couple weeks ago coupled with Bouwmeester's lingering issues from a groin injury last year do not make me confident in his ability to return 100% anytime soon.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Top Hats Monthly posted:

you gotta pay me 20% of what Coach Q gets, you get 40%, and Q takes the rest. Deal?

Okay deal, Desjardins' knee on knee hit is all my fault.

:homebrew:

Hail satan.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

xzzy posted:

Okay deal, Desjardins' knee on knee hit is all my fault.

:homebrew:

Hail satan.

Hail, hail.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

JawKnee posted:

real-talk: confirmed

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/canucks-luca-sbisa-looks-to-soar-above-the-scorn-and-negativity/article24123412/

Ahhhhhh still so fuckin' funny.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

hahahahah I had no idea that made it into a news article, holy poo poo

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Vicas posted:

hahahahah I had no idea that made it into a news article, holy poo poo

The best part is that JawKnee posted about it in October 2014.

It stuck with him for 6 months.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Aphrodite posted:

The best part is that JawKnee posted about it in October 2014.

It stuck with him for 6 months.


a disgruntled fan leaving a real thorn in sbisas side

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Medvedev is a healthy scratch again. Enjoy more Manning.

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
Go back to college, Hakstol.

on spec
Feb 2, 2014

i hope tht julien wont do what i think he might do, which is put koko on the 4th line and put kelly in the top 6 soemwho

on spec
Feb 2, 2014

well it seem the line rushed had him w/ krejci. thats the most good place for himt o be, krejci skates same speed as him,

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
hall-nuge-draisaitl
pouliot-mcdavid-yakupov
hendricks-letetsu-purcell
gazdic-lander-pakarinen

nurse-sekera
davidson-klefbom
reinhart-gryba

nilsson

:rip:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


shyduck posted:

Medvedev is a healthy scratch again. Enjoy more Manning.

There's got to be more to this than "gently caress you, you're scratched", right? I don't get this at all :psyduck:

EDIT: Supposedly Luke Schenn is on the trade block but lord knows who'd take him

DJExile fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Nov 3, 2015

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Truly, SAS' greatest achievement

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

DJExile posted:

There's got to be more to this than "gently caress you, you're scratched", right? I don't get this at all :psyduck:

EDIT: Supposedly Luke Schenn is on the trade block but lord knows who'd take him

I don't get it, either. Some sort of intangibles poo poo, I'm sure.

Also, an article with a headline like "Why Luke Schenn has been difficult to move" should start with "Are you serious? Have you not been paying attention?"

SpacePig fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Nov 3, 2015

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I honest to god had no idea Luke Schenn was only 26. I thought he was a lot older

Lumius
Nov 24, 2004
Superior Awesome Sucks

SpacePig posted:

I don't get it, either. Some sort of intangibles poo poo, I'm sure.

Also, a headline like "Why Luke Schenn has been difficult to move" should start with "Are you serious? Have you not been paying attention?"

does this refer to his skating ability or his trade value

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

SpacePig posted:

I don't get it, either. Some sort of intangibles poo poo, I'm sure.

Also, an article with a headline like "Why Luke Schenn has been difficult to move" should start with "Are you serious? Have you not been paying attention?"

Luke Schenn for Luca Sbisa straight up.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


grack posted:

Luke Schenn for Luca Sbisa straight up.

NO WE ALREADY HAD HIM

NO TAKEBACKS

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

DJExile posted:

I honest to god had no idea Luke Schenn was only 26. I thought he was a lot older

It always shocks me that he's as young as he is. Like, every discussion that came up before now was basically "well, he's still restricted". Our dumb nightmare should be over next year.

Lumius posted:

does this refer to his skating ability or his trade value

Yes. Also emotionally.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

DJExile posted:

I honest to god had no idea Luke Schenn was only 26. I thought he was a lot older

He's been in the NHL since he was 18, so he's already played 500 games. He and Sam Gagner are the same age, and yet it seems like they've been in the NHL forever simply because the made the NHL at 18 and have never been bad enough to disappear entirely or good enough to have ever been considered a YOUNG GUN.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

ThinkTank posted:

He's been in the NHL since he was 18, so he's already played 500 games. He and Sam Gagner are the same age, and yet it seems like they've been in the NHL forever simply because the made the NHL at 18 and have never been bad enough to disappear entirely or good enough to have ever been considered a YOUNG GUN.

This happens to me a lot with Bergeron and Eric Staal since they both debuted in 2003 as 18-year-olds, and then we had the lockout, and then Crosby+Ovechkin debuts, so it feels like they're a generation before those two even though they're really not. They're both only 30 but it feels like they've been in the league for ages, and I guess they kind of have.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

ThinkTank posted:

He's been in the NHL since he was 18, so he's already played 500 games. He and Sam Gagner are the same age, and yet it seems like they've been in the NHL forever simply because the made the NHL at 18 and have never been bad enough to disappear entirely or good enough to have ever been considered a YOUNG GUN.

wasnt gagner around even before schenn?

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
Seth Jones has played 170 NHL games which seems crazy.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

fits posted:

hall-nuge-draisaitl
pouliot-mcdavid-yakupov
hendricks-letetsu-purcell
gazdic-lander-pakarinen

nurse-sekera
davidson-klefbom
reinhart-gryba

nilsson

:rip:

Those top 6 are so cool

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
Yeah Vlasic is almost at 700 NHL games played and I'm like holy poo poo

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

a false posted:

wasnt gagner around even before schenn?

schenn got drafted a year after gagner

e: andrew cogliano debuted at the same time as gagner (although a little older as a college player) and is up to 630ish games at 28 years old

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

a false posted:

wasnt gagner around even before schenn?

Yeah Gagner was drafted a year before because Schenn had a late 89 birthday and was ineligible for 2007 when Gagner was selected.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

I feel like each and every one of these alternative logos could be great as gang tags here, especially "The Canada Guys."

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Dan Boyle is scratched tonight vs the Caps, and Dylan McIlrath is in. I hope he beats up Tom Wilson!

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Awesome Welles posted:

I feel like each and every one of these alternative logos could be great as gang tags here, especially "The Canada Guys."

Florida Rage Cats is the clear winner though.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Awesome Welles posted:

I feel like each and every one of these alternative logos could be great as gang tags here, especially "The Canada Guys."

minnesota could change their name to "tree cat head things" and it would still sound approximately 75% less retarded than using "wild" as a noun

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Awesome Welles posted:

I feel like each and every one of these alternative logos could be great as gang tags here, especially "The Canada Guys."

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

on spec posted:

Well it seems the line rush had him w/ krejci
Thats the most good place for him to be
Krejci skates the same speed as he, you see

Edited for aesthetic considerations

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


It's pretty accurate about how I feel about this season that's for sure :smith:

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Glambags posted:

Dan Boyle is scratched tonight vs the Caps, and Dylan McIlrath is in. I hope he beats up Tom Wilson!

I hope he's not on the ice at the same time as Ovy but if he is I hope he catches Ovy with his head down at the blue line

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Without looking I'm gonna guess sami salo didn't break 1000

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Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
What is even going on in Philly? Besides Voracek, anyway. Is Mason still hurt? Is their D even worse than expected? Do there really appear to be coaching issues beyond this latest scratching of Medvedev who I thought I'd heard had been playing fine?

RC Cola posted:

Without looking I'm gonna guess sami salo didn't break 1000

Games or body parts?

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