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The time at a party I drank a full tumbler of straight black rum, and then got so startled that I teared up when someone made a loud noise while telling a story. My friend put me to bed immediately after, and I asked if she would cuddle with me. (I was told about this the next day. I don't know why I decided the drink the rum. I'm not a huge drinker to begin with.) No one is allowed to speak of it....until now. But never again after this.
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Jokes on you because your friend and I were JUST talking about this...
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Nov 2, 2015 18:47
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Captain Yossarian posted:Jokes on you because your friend and I were JUST talking about this... THAT BITCH.
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Nov 2, 2015 18:48
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oh boy when i was 8, my friend came over to my house. we'll call him david. david and i decide to play truth or dare because why the hell not. eventually david dares me to run around my room naked. i tell him i will only if he does as well. so we're running around my room naked when he grabs my "weewee" and strokes it, telling me he's powering me up or some poo poo. i do the same, so essentially it was two 8 year olds jerking each other for a few seconds because we didn't know any better. i don't think we ever brought it up again. hell, i haven't seen him since 2009 when he beat the poo poo out of a kid with a skateboard and moved to north carolina. but yeah, that's the ultimate moment i can think of.
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Nov 2, 2015 19:33
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symbolic posted:oh boy well this tops my went to school with my fly down story
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Nov 2, 2015 19:46
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I've killed fourty finnish men
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Nov 2, 2015 19:47
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Basically just various instances of sex with fat girls.
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Nov 2, 2015 19:48
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a goon porking undesirables is the most natural thing in the world
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Nov 2, 2015 19:49
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Threw an unlocked Citibike off a bridge before realizing that it was probably linked to some poor motherfucker's credit card who didn't put it back in its dock the right way. We felt sort of bad after that, but then again, if you're stupid enough to pay their usurious rates you're either a yuppie or a tourist, so I'm not exactly tearing up over here.
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Nov 2, 2015 19:52
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Wampa Stompa posted:Threw an unlocked Citibike off a bridge before realizing that it was probably linked to some poor motherfucker's credit card who didn't put it back in its dock the right way. We felt sort of bad after that, but then again, if you're stupid enough to pay their usurious rates you're either a yuppie or a tourist, so I'm not exactly tearing up over here. why would you do that?
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Nov 2, 2015 19:54
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Wampa Stompa posted:Threw an unlocked Citibike off a bridge before realizing that it was probably linked to some poor motherfucker's credit card who didn't put it back in its dock the right way. We felt sort of bad after that, but then again, if you're stupid enough to pay their usurious rates you're either a yuppie or a tourist, so I'm not exactly tearing up over here. God damned tourists traveling the world, and broadening their horizons.
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Nov 2, 2015 19:55
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Wampa Stompa posted:Threw an unlocked Citibike off a bridge before realizing that it was probably linked to some poor motherfucker's credit card who didn't put it back in its dock the right way. We felt sort of bad after that, but then again, if you're stupid enough to pay their usurious rates you're either a yuppie or a tourist, so I'm not exactly tearing up over here. lmao
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Nov 2, 2015 19:55
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Darth123123 posted:why would you do that? Anarchy
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Nov 2, 2015 19:56
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Darth123123 posted:why would you do that? Petty vandalism is its own reward?
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Nov 2, 2015 19:56
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Darth123123 posted:why would you do that? sometimes you just gotta, man
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Nov 2, 2015 19:57
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Wampa Stompa posted:Threw an unlocked Citibike off a bridge before realizing that it was probably linked to some poor motherfucker's credit card who didn't put it back in its dock the right way. We felt sort of bad after that, but then again, if you're stupid enough to pay their usurious rates you're either a yuppie or a tourist, so I'm not exactly tearing up over here. lmao
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Nov 2, 2015 19:59
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wampa stompa wins the thread on page 1 with a brutal own on cyclists
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Nov 2, 2015 20:00
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LadyAmbien posted:God damned tourists traveling the world, and broadening their horizons. Bringing their money into our city and contributing to the local economy
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Nov 2, 2015 20:00
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Once I was drinking heavily alone feeling sorry for myself when some friends showed up unannounced and I was rather teed off about it cause I wanted to be alone with my liquor and misery. So one of them she jokingly says something like 'ha ha wouldn't it be crazy if we all had sex?' and well I said something like "oh yea? well guess what its loving happening". So i start taking off my clothes and I look up and they're both just standing there confused so I bark at them to start stripping cause this is happening. So to make a long story short we had a threesome that nobody really wanted to happen but I made it happen to punish them for interrupting my self-pity party.
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Nov 2, 2015 20:02
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This one time someone waved in my direction, I thought they was waving at me and I waved back. Boy was I red in the face after that! How embarrassing!
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Nov 2, 2015 20:07
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one time a friend and i accidentally clicked on a ladyambien thread. without a word, i clicked on the x and we both went outside, never to see each other again.
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Nov 2, 2015 20:11
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i think i speak for a lot of ppl here when i say ralpzone 2000
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Nov 2, 2015 20:13
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Jim Barris posted:Once I was drinking heavily alone feeling sorry for myself when some friends showed up unannounced and I was rather teed off about it cause I wanted to be alone with my liquor and misery. So one of them she jokingly says something like 'ha ha wouldn't it be crazy if we all had sex?' and well I said something like "oh yea? well guess what its loving happening". So i start taking off my clothes and I look up and they're both just standing there confused so I bark at them to start stripping cause this is happening. So to make a long story short we had a threesome that nobody really wanted to happen but I made it happen to punish them for interrupting my self-pity party. YOU PROMISED NOT TO SPEAK OF THAT NIGHT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ooQKiOe9c
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Jim Barris posted:Once I was drinking heavily alone feeling sorry for myself when some friends showed up unannounced and I was rather teed off about it cause I wanted to be alone with my liquor and misery. So one of them she jokingly says something like 'ha ha wouldn't it be crazy if we all had sex?' and well I said something like "oh yea? well guess what its loving happening". So i start taking off my clothes and I look up and they're both just standing there confused so I bark at them to start stripping cause this is happening. So to make a long story short we had a threesome that nobody really wanted to happen but I made it happen to punish them for interrupting my self-pity party. loving lol
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Nov 2, 2015 20:17
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Hmmm, tough one but I'd have to go with the time I was about 12 until I turned 17. Then again when I turned 19 until about the age of 27. Man what was I thinking.
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Sitting in math class on Friday and something weird happen. I'm not sure how to explain it, I remember looking at the clock as I was taking notes. The minute hand on the clock began to spin rapidly in the clockwise direction. Everything was frozen, except that loving clock. I couldn't move, my teacher was stuck writing on the board, a kid was throwing away a piece of paper and it was frozen in mid air. I sat there getting very anxious as to what was happening. Everything started to morph as I'd my entire vision was being projected trough a toilet bowl as it was flushed (best way to describe it). The only thing that stayed in place was the clock, which had every hand stuck on the 12. My vision then began to spin the other way and everything was different in the class room. Everyone's clothes had changed, some kids were missing, the board no longer had the same notes as before. I began to get very sweaty and paranoid because I didn't know what was happening. I looked at my phone and it said Monday, November 2nd. Same class, the clock was at 1:15 now. I don't know what is going on. I'm now in the bathroom so I can write this, I had to tell someone about this, but I didn't want to sound crazy if front of the class. Can anyone possibly explain what's happening?
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one time my friend and I were taking a leak near a cow field after drinking alot beer. A calf came up and sucked my dick
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JiveHonky posted:Sitting in math class on Friday and something weird happen. I'm not sure how to explain it, I remember looking at the clock as I was taking notes. The minute hand on the clock began to spin rapidly in the clockwise direction. Everything was frozen, except that loving clock. I couldn't move, my teacher was stuck writing on the board, a kid was throwing away a piece of paper and it was frozen in mid air. I sat there getting very anxious as to what was happening. Everything started to morph as I'd my entire vision was being projected trough a toilet bowl as it was flushed (best way to describe it). The only thing that stayed in place was the clock, which had every hand stuck on the 12. My vision then began to spin the other way and everything was different in the class room. Everyone's clothes had changed, some kids were missing, the board no longer had the same notes as before. I began to get very sweaty and paranoid because I didn't know what was happening. I looked at my phone and it said Monday, November 2nd. Same class, the clock was at 1:15 now. I don't know what is going on. I'm now in the bathroom so I can write this, I had to tell someone about this, but I didn't want to sound crazy if front of the class. Can anyone possibly explain what's happening? you just had a stroke
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Weener Beater posted:one time my friend and I were taking a leak near a cow field after drinking alot beer. A calf came up and sucked my dick 
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Horniest Manticore posted:one time a friend and i accidentally clicked on a ladyambien thread. without a word, i clicked on the x and we both went outside, never to see each other again. I'm cool with this.
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i think i speak for a lot of ppl here when i say ralpzone 2000 So this is what it feels like, to be owned on the internet.
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Nov 2, 2015 20:52
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That time my dad lost his temper and gave my mom a black eye. That was awkward lol
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Nov 2, 2015 20:52
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Did a bunch of coke off an unconscious underage girl
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Nov 2, 2015 20:56
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I actually talk about it all the time
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Stoic Commie posted:I actually talk about it all the time As a certified life coach I would advice you to stop.
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Nov 2, 2015 21:02
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Rimmed my best friend. Ah, the glory of youth.
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Weener Beater posted:one time my friend and I were taking a leak near a cow field after drinking alot beer. A calf came up and sucked my dick Sorry to break it to you but that cow's been talkin' poo poo about your dick ever since.
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