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It involves mangosteen "superfood" juice and an internet forum...but...we're REALLY not supposed to talk about it ever again. Like.....EVER. 
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LadyAmbien posted:I am betting the woman was my old tenant. That woman sounded like a straight up donkey getting hosed. Also, on our recent trip to Vegas the woman next door to us sounded like a ghost having loud, fast sex against the wall. Wow not on,y did u have a tenant but the tenant had sex. Sweet humble brag 
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Nov 3, 2015 05:34
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karma_coma posted:One time I was having sex w/ my gf and my dog got on the bed and licked me in the ahole. yeah, but tbf, you had put peanut butter in there
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Nov 3, 2015 15:58
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I was dating a girl way too hot to be with me and also being street team lead for a band with Interscope, was awkward turning down a tour manager asking for one of the rappers over text if I wanted to have a devils three way with him and my girl and smoking weed with everyone after pretending like we're still cool
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Nov 3, 2015 16:52
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LadyAmbien posted:I drank a full tumbler
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Nov 3, 2015 17:34
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Hell Yeah posted:me and an ex-girlfriend of mine had a three way with a woman we knew and she made these ridiculous animal noises while i banged her. we were both looking at each other almost laughing until i lost my boner. whats her number
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Nov 3, 2015 17:58
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introduction > courtship > engagement > marriage >  > divorce > " . . . "
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Nov 3, 2015 18:07
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I drank a huge amount of peppermint liqueur then projectile vomited over an extremely expensive couch
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Nov 3, 2015 18:19
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I once was raped by a friend
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Nov 3, 2015 18:33
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Magnus Gallant posted:I once was raped by a friend Is this what they mean when htey say someone is a "frienemy"??
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Nov 3, 2015 18:34
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Nooner posted:Is this what they mean when htey say someone is a "frienemy"?? Lmao. I got drunk with a friend I knew was gay but hadn't seen in a while. He fed me like 10 shots after I was already drunk and then you can guess what he did. He knew I was straight and yeah. there was no question that I was not into him. He's very lucky I left when I woke up instead of murdering him with my knife when I woke up
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Nov 3, 2015 18:38
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Magnus Gallant posted:Lmao. Did he penetrate your anus?
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Nov 3, 2015 19:00
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Weener Beater posted:Did he penetrate your anus? No If I said yes would that make it more of a rape
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Nov 3, 2015 19:03
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did your balls touch?
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Nov 3, 2015 19:05
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Hogge Wild posted:did your balls touch? I don't remember.
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Nov 3, 2015 19:05
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Magnus Gallant posted:No No. But you asked us to guess what he did. Thats my guess
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Nov 3, 2015 19:06
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I participated in a Cine Discusso secret Santa.
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Nov 3, 2015 19:08
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Weener Beater posted:No. But you asked us to guess what he did. Thats my guess He took advantage of me, but didn't penetrate. When I woke up I thought about severing he jugular but I didn't Lol so he's lucky to be alive
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Nov 3, 2015 19:23
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Sheep-Goats posted:I participated in a Cine Discusso secret Santa. whoa, this thread just got real
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Nov 3, 2015 19:24
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Magnus Gallant posted:He took advantage of me, but didn't penetrate. What does that mean? He sucked your dick?
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Nov 3, 2015 19:36
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Moridin920 posted:What does that mean? He sucked your dick? I think so man, you ever had a man do that?
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Nov 3, 2015 19:38
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how much did you pay him
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Nov 3, 2015 19:38
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Magnus Gallant posted:I think so man, you ever had a man do that? No but it sounds unpleasant while drunk and not gay.
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Nov 3, 2015 19:39
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Hogge Wild posted:how much did you pay him Nothing, he was a friend from college I hadn't seen in a while who was now a bar tender. I didn't live near his bar and wasn't going to drive home drunk so I stayed at his place which was within walking distance. He fed me free drinks all night knowing where I was planning on staying. And I didn't worry about it because whilst I knew he was gay, I trusted him as a friend and he knew I was straight.
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Nov 3, 2015 19:42
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hey man dudes suck the best dick because who knows what a dude likes more than another dude? just saying i think you're overreacting
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Nov 3, 2015 19:43
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Hogge Wild posted:how much did you pay him not enough I'm guessing
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Nov 3, 2015 19:44
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deep impact on vhs posted:hey man dudes suck the best dick because who knows what a dude likes more than another dude? Are you straight? Take a friend that you trust and then hang out with him for a night. A night in which he feeds you plenty of shots but doesn't take them with you. Then he takes advantage of how drunk you are. Even if he sucks dick well, that's not an environment you want to get your dick sucked in
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Nov 3, 2015 19:47
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Magnus Gallant posted:I once was raped by a friend boyhowdy, this is something you reveal to a therapist and not an internet forum
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Nov 3, 2015 19:48
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The Puppet Master posted:boyhowdy, this is something you reveal to a therapist and not an internet forum I don't give a gently caress, because it's interesting for strangers to hear about. I don't have a therapist nor do I need one
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Nov 3, 2015 19:51
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Magnus Gallant posted:Are you straight? Take a friend that you trust and then hang out with him for a night. A night in which he feeds you plenty of shots but doesn't take them with you. Then he takes advantage of how drunk you are. agreed, the bathroom at the bar would have been a more natural environment for it
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Nov 3, 2015 19:51
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Hogge Wild posted:agreed, the bathroom at the bar would have been a more natural environment for it I think you're being sarcastic
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Nov 3, 2015 19:52
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Magnus Gallant posted:I don't give a gently caress, because it's interesting for strangers to hear about. are you gay now?
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Nov 3, 2015 19:56
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Darth123123 posted:are you gay now? Nope not yet
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Nov 3, 2015 19:57
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Magnus Gallant posted:Nope not yet maybe you should talk to a therapist about that?
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Nov 3, 2015 19:58
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Magnus Gallant posted:I don't have a therapist nor do I need one yeah, sure
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Nov 3, 2015 19:59
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Darth123123 posted:maybe you should talk to a therapist about that? For what reason? I could instead destroy the person who hosed me over
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Nov 3, 2015 20:00
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:yeah, sure Lmao ok I probably do need a therapist but I don't have the money for one
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Nov 3, 2015 20:01
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once i went to an offline meeting for this big internet forum. the owner of the site was there, and i ended up sucking him off while he muttered about stairs.
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Nov 3, 2015 20:04
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maybe he was just extremely thirsty.
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Nov 3, 2015 20:07
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Hell Yeah posted:maybe he was just extremely thirsty. That's a possibility
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