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Is Nikki Bella the new Mitsuharu Misawa?
Yes
Definitely
Actually, she's better.
It's actually Brie. Briesawa! Briesawa!
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bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

If Sheamus ends up screwing Roman out of the title by cashing in during the Romans/Reigns match and pinning Reigns then I'll..... be confused and irritated.

I'll be mildly amused and gassy.

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bartok
May 10, 2006



Dean Ambrose might actually wrestle tonight

bartok
May 10, 2006



Rhonne posted:

My main problem with the Authority is that they don't get beaten and embarrassed nearly as much as Vince did with Austin.

When they do get embarrassed they immediately bounce back like John Cena losing a championship.

bartok
May 10, 2006



WrasslorMonkey posted:

Volph Ziggler

Wolph Giggler

bartok
May 10, 2006



Rolph Jiggler

bartok
May 10, 2006



Humphrey Vasel posted:

What's the point of black tassels

What are the point of tassels in general?

bartok
May 10, 2006



BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

The kid playing Peter Pan in this commercial is Drew from Wet Hot American Summer.

That kid is awesome. He's also in the new Preacher show.

Is he Arseface?

bartok
May 10, 2006




Sold!

bartok
May 10, 2006



BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Dolph lost because he wanted to punch someone using a selfie stick.

Dolph "those drat kids and their gizmos" Ziggler

bartok
May 10, 2006



Right in his beautiful face? Ziggler you got what you deserved.

bartok
May 10, 2006



OldTennisCourt posted:

Are little ceaser's pizza horrible? They look really bad

They taste alright when you're drunk but I wouldn't advise eating one sober.

bartok
May 10, 2006



RacistGuidingLight posted:

I wanna go to the Clive Barker store where you buy poo poo with your flesh and teeth

The only way to rob them is with a gun pulled out of your stomach vagina.

Yes I know that is Cronenberg reference not Barker.

bartok
May 10, 2006



The Divas Revolution brought to you by rat poison.

bartok
May 10, 2006



BodyMassageMachine posted:

:gonk: What did they do to you Renee?? :gonk:

She'll get that He-Man someday!

bartok
May 10, 2006



pressedbunny posted:

I just don't get why Becky's a comedy character on Raw when she'd just finally established herself as a serious wrecking machine in NXT.

It's the Divas Revolution baby!

bartok
May 10, 2006



I remember going to a house show where Cesaro jobbed to face Miz via his lovely Figure Four.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Intruder posted:

Miz won the first round of the Up Up Down Down Madden tournament playing as the Browns, he's all right with me

Can't hate a guy who plays his home team regardless of how terrible they are in Madden.

bartok
May 10, 2006



oatgan posted:

they should give roman the giant swing

He can barely do his half-assed Samoan Drop on anyone bigger than Ziggler.

bartok
May 10, 2006



nooneofconsequence posted:

lol why are they showing still images of a Raw

WTF?

bartok
May 10, 2006



crazycarl posted:

Some one get Frank Drebin on the case to find the Undertaker and Kane

Does WWE have a necromancer on staff?

bartok
May 10, 2006



This is dumb in all the right ways.

bartok
May 10, 2006



This is so loving cheesy, I loving love it!

bartok
May 10, 2006



As someone who actually likes Sheamus, I have no loving clue why they gave him the briefcase.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I like this Calysto guy

bartok
May 10, 2006



Surprised R Truth is getting in a lot of offense.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Pariah Rex posted:

I didn't watch last week. Did it take 8 whole days before Del Rio became a boring human heat sink again or did it happen last monday?
He had a fun match with Neville

bartok
May 10, 2006



Stealthed Zombie posted:

I'm very excited for the third hour, you guys (because I'm gonna go watch Fargo on FX)

Bokeem Woodbine is so great on Fargo.

bartok
May 10, 2006



WrasslorMonkey posted:

I hope Daniel Boone comes back tonight and joins Roman's team

This but Davey Crockett

bartok
May 10, 2006



Everyone is so polite in WWE 4-ways waiting their turn before they attack.

bartok
May 10, 2006



MotU posted:

these mice poisons commercials are hosed up and really bother me

Reminds me of a job I had where the business used these open glue traps to catch mice. Now that was loving disturbing.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Codependent Poster posted:

Should have pinned Brie.

Becky needs to win some matches.

She would have kicked out she just can't hear the count.

bartok
May 10, 2006



loving nostalgia over 2014

bartok
May 10, 2006



Big Queefy posted:

becky's probably the second best diva behind sasha. So hopefully she'll get her shine one day.

Every Diva is guaranteed one title run regardless of gross misconduct or rank odor.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Roman Reigns posted:

...Creed wasn't a loser.

He jobbed pretty hard in Rocky IV

bartok
May 10, 2006



Roman Reigns posted:

Oh right. I've blocked out most of Rocky IV for how terrible it was.

What are you a filthy commie?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Seems weird to build up the Lucha Dragons if you were going to bring back the Usos.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I missed the Usos. gently caress the haters!

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jiro posted:

Dolph IS good, he's given poo poo angles to somehow make work.

agreed

bartok
May 10, 2006



oatgan posted:

it's actually good to build multiple teams for the present and future

I agree but this is the WWE. I'm not use to them having a robust tag division.

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bartok
May 10, 2006



Uso fell loving hard

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