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So I just took me a big ol' poo poo and I forgot to secure my package before I sat on the toilet so my dangler dangled into the toilet water for a brief, unrefreshingly cool moment. Now, this occurred at my own (clean) toilet but it has happened at public toilets and at friends houses of questionable... questionables. Are you one of the silent many who have to cusp their dangly before sitting on the throne lest they dip into the questionable liquids below? What can be done to arouse a more public discourse on such an afflicting problem?
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I have a similar problem but it's my panniculus, not my penis, that sometimes dips into the water.
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Nov 3, 2015 15:51
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I poop a lot so I'm a pro at doing it
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Nov 3, 2015 16:00
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same but prolapse
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Nov 3, 2015 16:02
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DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:same but prolapse Vagina or anus? This is an important distinction.
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Nov 3, 2015 16:05
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how about you stop filling yer fuckin toilets to the brim with water
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Nov 3, 2015 16:05
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I actually just pooped myself, ama
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Nov 3, 2015 16:08
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Nooner posted:I actually just pooped myself, ama Please describe the smell in nuance. Also, the Bristol Stool Chart. What is the number?
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Nov 3, 2015 16:12
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why do american toilets have so much water you fat retarsd
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Nov 3, 2015 16:14
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german shelf toilet is superior as it allows for easy obesrvation of the feces
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Nov 3, 2015 16:15
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LordArgh posted:why do american toilets have so much water you fat retarsd because North Americans take nasty shits that stick to the inside of the bowl if there isn't enough water in it. gently caress having to use a toilet brush every time you poo poo.
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Nov 3, 2015 16:16
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Obscuritatem posted:how about you stop filling yer fuckin toilets to the brim with water *forehead smack* Of course!
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Nov 3, 2015 16:16
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i forget to take my dick out of my arsehole so ill usually get poo poo on my dixck
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Nov 3, 2015 16:31
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Where was your toilet slave to hold your dick save and firm in its mouth? It should be thoroughly whipped for its failings imo.
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Nov 3, 2015 16:37
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*Lives in america, has to hold his dick up on the toilet because if the bowl aint full wtf are you doing you idiot, this is america, the land of plenty*
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Nov 3, 2015 16:38
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In a hole in the ground, I pooped a hobbit.
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Nov 3, 2015 16:43
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LordArgh posted:why do american toilets have so much water you fat retarsd Why do people keep saying this? US toilets use about half the amount of water that Euro toilets do. http://qz.com/141001/europe-looks-to-make-a-big-splash-with-toilet-reform/
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Nov 3, 2015 16:44
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ALL HAIL THE PRESIDENT-FOR-LIFE OF THE "HOLD YOUR DICK CLUB" 
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Nov 3, 2015 16:54
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All dicks look like clubs if you think about it.
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Nov 3, 2015 16:55
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my penis is so samll that when i pee i have to concentrate and push it out of my body first because it just tucks itself back into my skin folds
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Nov 3, 2015 17:08
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Nooner posted:I actually just pooped myself, ama why did your parents neglect to potty-train you?
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Nov 3, 2015 17:09
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how do i join
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Nov 3, 2015 17:17
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I am Toni Lippi posted:All dicks look like clubs if you think about it. Because you make a line in front of them and wait for the bouncer to let you in?
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Nov 3, 2015 18:08
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:my penis is so samll that when i pee i have to concentrate and push it out of my body first because it just tucks itself back into my skin folds Same. Wish I could just cut my Dick and balls off and pee out of my butthole.
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Nov 3, 2015 18:14
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I just hold it my mouth so my hands are free
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Nov 3, 2015 18:26
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Sometimes when I wipe I get my hand in the piss /poo poo water.
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Nov 3, 2015 18:35
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BigBoss posted:Why do people keep saying this? US toilets use about half the amount of water that Euro toilets do. the bowl of US toilets holds more water, but apperantly you don't flush properly either so you use less water
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Nov 3, 2015 18:51
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what you need is minimal amount of water in bowl and then dump a ton of water on it that poo poo to flush it good
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Nov 3, 2015 18:53
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DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:same but prolapse I currently have a punching bag sized hemorrhoid. anyone know a good cure besides cutting it off with a knife?
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Nov 3, 2015 19:03
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Weener Beater posted:I currently have a punching bag sized hemorrhoid. anyone know a good cure besides cutting it off with a knife? Just scratch it and enjoy the gratification. I view stuff like that in a positive light these days.
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Nov 3, 2015 19:04
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Kuato posted:Just scratch it and enjoy the gratification. I view stuff like that in a positive light these days. Scratching it is cool. It sort of looks like a third intermediate butt cheek when I stand up. Wiping is a bitch though
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Nov 3, 2015 19:08
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I'm rock hard all the time op, not an issue
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Nov 3, 2015 19:49
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no, because it easily drapes over the front of the seat
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Nov 3, 2015 20:03
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EDIT: /\/\/\ but what if you pee a little and its draped over the seat? I have had this problem in the past. I thought this thread was going to be about young If you go to the hardware store, you will see that there are two standard American toilet shapes, circular and oval. I have to hold my dick out of the way when I am using a circular seat, otherwise it will rub up against the inside-front of the toilet. I'm circumsized and my personal preference is to not rub my dick head against the dirtiest part of the toilet, where all the mold and poo poo grows if you don't clean it regularly like a normal person. I know I'm a freak.
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Nov 3, 2015 20:21
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Why? Are you looking for someone to hold yours?
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Nov 3, 2015 20:45
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:I'm circumsized and my personal preference is to not rub my dick head against the dirtiest part of the toilet, where all the mold and poo poo grows if you don't clean it regularly like a normal person. I know I'm a freak. as someone who has a foreskin that acts as a protective sheath i rub my dick against all kinds of gross surfaces without a second thougth
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Nov 3, 2015 20:56
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LordArgh posted:as someone who has a foreskin that acts as a protective sheath i rub my dick against all kinds of gross surfaces without a second thougth Sounds about right for someone who's uncut
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Nov 3, 2015 21:04
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LordArgh posted:as someone who has a foreskin that acts as a protective sheath i rub my dick against all kinds of gross surfaces without a second thougth Yeah, see, I have to be careful is all.
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Nov 3, 2015 21:05
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not my dick op but on particularly droopy days my balls touch the water in some toilets
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Nov 3, 2015 21:12
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yeah my D is comically small but my balls are like the train on a wedding dress
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