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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


JiveHonky posted:

i thought he was a fat kitty cat

It's a bear, idiot.

:synpa:

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
DGSW loving HATES bears, please don't bear false witness

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
and he loves fax machines

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
radium let us pay to unban other people tia

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Code Jockey posted:

radium let us pay to unban other people tia

we should do a kickstarter

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Code Jockey posted:

radium let us pay to unban other people tia

i'll make the website

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

symbolic posted:

florida is either weird or frustrating

there's no in-between

i went on a boat ride in the everglades, that was cool?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Xaris posted:

i went on a boat ride in the everglades, that was cool?
no that's weird

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

texaholic posted:

we should do a kickstarter


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'll make the website

thank you both, I think this is something within our grasp

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Nobody even called the police bc it was just a couple people hashing out their differences\

FLorida Owns once again

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'll make the website

I'm gonna donate at the tier that lets you meet irl and sit down at the computer for a posting lesson.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I want to fight Nooner at five guys.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
When my nigga gonna rereg drat

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Al Borland posted:

I want to fight Nooner at five guys.

stretch goal

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I will fight any one of you at 5 guys if it means we can have our DGSW back ):

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005
lets meet up at lowtax's house with "free dgsw" signs and eat 5 guys afterwards.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

bring the burgers to his house and throw them at his children imo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If people do that please record it, we need a "hip hop operating system" awkward encounter for a new decade.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
who banned him

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Nefarious posted:

who banned him

I did.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
He and THS personify the laid back GBS era so had to be made examples of

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

What is the names of the five guys?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Someone should do a DoS attack on something awful's main fax lines.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
in 35 seconds ill be hosed up enough to rotate my nancy and bust out some smooty chicken. stay tuned assholes

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Nooner posted:

I will fight any one of you at 5 guys if it means we can have our DGSW back ):

You should do what Mike Tyson did and get an inflatable boxing ring and offer to box people for money. We can start a fundraiser for DGSW.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

of course it's in florida

*GBS is full of hosed up news from all over the country*

*Spits out Doritos and Mountain Dew* OMG, THIS ONE'S FROM FLORIDA! Quick! Gotta post bugsbunny.gif!!

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
wow i jsut ate at a five guys and i'm in florida

no fights or anything just a good burger and fries

Heathen
Sep 11, 2001

A video of a fist fight at a fast food place? :10bux: it's in portrait.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
suck my drat balls, OP!

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

dg;sw got a fat fuckin rear end


WOULD

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Enfield posted:

in 35 seconds ill be hosed up enough to rotate my nancy and bust out some smooty chicken. stay tuned assholes

make sure you pop in some paula abdula nd invite uncle tunco, inventer of tunco dip

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

*GBS is full of hosed up news from all over the country*

*Spits out Doritos and Mountain Dew* OMG, THIS ONE'S FROM FLORIDA! Quick! Gotta post bugsbunny.gif!!
ah, but i did not do anything remotely close to your second statement. that is where your argument falters, my good man

*strokes neckbeard

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

and he loves fax machines

anyone have that thread?

why hasn't dgsw re-regged yet, is he looking for a new gimmick

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Avocados posted:

anyone have that thread?

why hasn't dgsw re-regged yet, is he looking for a new gimmick
maybe he blew all his cash on five guys and w33d

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

ah, but i did not do anything remotely close to your second statement. that is where your argument falters, my good man

*strokes neckbeard

no, that's what I did! That's what the asterisks indicate!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It's because I predicted his ban and it all got too real for him and he needed some time to sort things out

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

texaholic posted:

lol DGSW is a fuckin' walrus in real life you fukken n00bs.

DGSW may or may not in fact he the alter ego of Richard Kyanka, man about town and playboy

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

FreudianSlippers posted:

What is the names of the five guys?

Hewey Dewey Lewey, Jewey, and Dave, who later split off to form his own burger franchise

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

no, that's what I did! That's what the asterisks indicate!
ah, see, you quoted me in your post completely indicting you were referring to me. both statements begin with asterisks, meaning that both applied to me.

*sips Code Red out of McDonald's large cup

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

*GBS is full of hosed up news from all over the country*

*Spits out Doritos and Mountain Dew* OMG, THIS ONE'S FROM FLORIDA! Quick! Gotta post bugsbunny.gif!!

Yes, I have to go so far to find a hosed up Florida story.

http://www.wesh.com/news/students-s...nt%20Type=Story

quote:

A central Florida teacher faces multiple charges after deputies say four of his ninth-grade students saw pornography on his cellphone.

Say waaaa???? *hat flies off my head and lands miles away*

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