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have a circus peanut: they're made from tofu and spider sugar doesn't hurt the spiders!
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VendaGoat posted:Worst Candy on Earth. I like these.......................................
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Nov 4, 2015 21:29
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Robo Reagan posted:tell that to my cousin who works at a circus peanut farm You misheard him. He said "Circus Penis Farm". Completely different.
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Nov 5, 2015 06:27
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genesplicer posted:You misheard him. He said "Circus Penis Farm". Completely different. but enough about nebraska
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Nov 5, 2015 06:38
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I actually had a student who did a science fair project on how many licks it took to get to the chocolate core. She did an amazing job of collecting data, and doing detailed statistical analysis. Overall, it was a really great example of how to do science. She won the school science fair and went on to the district. However, the judges thought her work was "Too juvenile", ignoring the level of detail in her procedure and her data analysis. It was really kind of sad that they could not see beyond the fact that "It's about candy".
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Nov 5, 2015 06:44
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genesplicer posted:I actually had a student who did a science fair project on how many licks it took to get to the chocolate core. She did an amazing job of collecting data, and doing detailed statistical analysis. Overall, it was a really great example of how to do science. She won the school science fair and went on to the district. However, the judges thought her work was "Too juvenile", ignoring the level of detail in her procedure and her data analysis. It was really kind of sad that they could not see beyond the fact that "It's about candy". as a scientist, let me assure you that it is important for her to learn that if her research is in any way fun, her peers will disdain it
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Nov 5, 2015 06:55
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circuit penis
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Nov 5, 2015 07:03
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VendaGoat posted:Worst Candy on Earth. What are these, they look like candles
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Nov 5, 2015 07:07
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Bismuth posted:What are these, they look like candles
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Nov 5, 2015 07:50
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I really liked those as a kid. I couldn't eat more than like 2 or 3 at a time though because the wax getting stuck on my teeth was kinda gross.
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Nov 5, 2015 07:58
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Secks Cauldron posted:You're close. They're wax bottles with sugary liquid inside. Why. Seriously, why, were these invented before there were any better delivery methods of sugary liquid? Are you supposed to eat the wax like candy corn? Oh yeah about candy corn, apparently its made of this poo poo: "Pharmaceutical glaze is an alcohol-based solution of various types of food-grade shellac.[1] The shellac is derived from the raw material sticklac, which is a resin scraped from the branches of trees left from when the small insect, Kerria lacca (also known as Laccifer lacca), creates a hard, waterproof cocoon.[2] When used in food and confections, it is also known as confectioner's glaze, resinous glaze, pure food glaze, natural glaze,[3][4] or confectioner's resin." delicious
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Nov 5, 2015 09:26
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Bismuth posted:Why. Seriously, why, were these invented before there were any better delivery methods of sugary liquid? Are you supposed to eat the wax like candy corn? Do jello next.
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Nov 5, 2015 09:31
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counterfeitsaint posted:Do jello next. I also find jello disgusting both in flavor and texture  but its just ground up collagen. I already eat the rest of the pig/cow, why not that.
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Nov 5, 2015 09:43
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I need to go buy some Cow Tales now in bulk
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Nov 5, 2015 10:11
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I need to go buy some Cow Tales now Do they still give you a cool plastic mug if you do this?
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Nov 5, 2015 11:20
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Rutibex posted:then explain this, smart guy Mmm candycorn stuck in butter. VendaGoat posted:Worst Candy on Earth.
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Nov 5, 2015 11:31
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I never ate a circus peanut and part of me kind of wants to, just once. I also don't know what a necco wafer is.
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Nov 5, 2015 11:39
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Circus Peanuts are Delicious flavored 
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Nov 5, 2015 13:00
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Guys, I figured it out. Everyone is always throwing peanuts at circus monkeys, but what do the monkeys really want? Bananas. So it's a peanut with banana flavor - a circus monkey's sad dream made into reality. Also, it was obviously invented by a disappointed circus monkey.
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Nov 5, 2015 13:20
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Shithouse Dave posted:I never ate a circus peanut and part of me kind of wants to, just once. I also don't know what a necco wafer is. nooooo this is how they stay in business
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Nov 5, 2015 17:41
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Shithouse Dave posted:I never ate a circus peanut and part of me kind of wants to, just once. I also don't know what a necco wafer is. do DO IT do it shithouse dave!
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Nov 5, 2015 17:46
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nomadologique posted:do I like both Circus Peanuts and Necco Wafers, they're delicious candies
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Nov 5, 2015 17:48
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Pick posted:nooooo this is how they stay in business I genuinely believe curiosity really is their only business
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Nov 5, 2015 17:49
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Bismuth posted:That is weird, but true. I've even made food for myself with real ingredients and been disappointed when it didnt come out colored like fake poo poo. I know what I put in it, the flavor is great, but somewhere in the back of my head I'm saying 'this should be more NEON, what did I do wrong?'. garnish little fin herb on top or something make that bitch pop
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Nov 5, 2015 17:50
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Bismuth posted:I genuinely believe curiosity really is their only business you forgot "white elephant" gift exchanges
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Nov 5, 2015 19:02
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Circus Peanuts own
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Nov 5, 2015 19:11
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Pick posted:you forgot "white elephant" gift exchanges Thats pretty low effort, but I can see it
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Nov 5, 2015 19:15
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Nov 5, 2015 19:22
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I'm trying to think of what the best candy is and I can't quite but it's probably a jelly bean-type thing or swedish fish
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Nov 5, 2015 19:26
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One of my absolute favorite candybars are those KIND dark chocolate & salted caramel bars. I know they market as an energy/protein bar but lets be real.
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Nov 5, 2015 19:27
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Bismuth posted:Thats pretty low effort, but I can see it 20 lb box of circus peanuts
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Nov 5, 2015 19:27
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Pick posted:20 lb box of circus peanuts Ok now we're talking, I might steal that idea
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Nov 5, 2015 19:29
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Can confirm the banana flavor thing. Isoamyl acetate is the chemical in bananas responsible for the taste, and it's also a key component in said circus peanuts. I used to work at a food science lab and this was a common demo for visiting students. No idea why they chose to flavor the peanuts that way, though.
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Nov 5, 2015 19:34
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http://www.amazon.com/Circus-Peanuts-20-lb-bulk/dp/B00N4Z7X2G/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1446748494&sr=8-9&keywords=circus+peanuts Imagine trying to eat all of these, jesus christ you would kill yourself 
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Nov 5, 2015 19:38
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Monkey Fracas posted:I'm trying to think of what the best candy is and I can't quite but it's probably a jelly bean-type thing or swedish fish Nah, it's those chocolate truffle-type things that are rolled in hazelnuts. Can't remember what the hell they're called. E: Ferrero Rochet ncumbered_by_idgits fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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Nov 5, 2015 19:41
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there should be an entire forum for goon candy chat, it could be called TCC (The Candy Clubhouse)
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Nov 5, 2015 19:46
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Acne Rain posted:there should be an entire forum for goon candy chat, it could be called TCC (The Candy Clubhouse) Would be a good RSF
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Nov 5, 2015 19:48
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Circus peanuts smell like some type of spray foam insulation that evaporates a solvent as it hardens and incidentally smells sickly sweet in a volatile organic sort of way.
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Nov 5, 2015 19:53
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Shithouse Dave posted:I never ate a circus peanut and part of me kind of wants to, just once. I also don't know what a necco wafer is. Necco wafers are a candy so old they were given as rations in the Civil War.
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Iron Crowned posted:Circus Peanuts are Delicious flavored hahaha loving of course
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