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Their is a new girl at my job and she is a real good time girl. Her and her friends go out every weekend and party it up. I looked up her Facebook, and Instagram accounts and she seems very sexually liberated and open minded. She is a recreational drug user as well. Lately I have kind of been devising a plan to get her alone. I would buy a large quantity of drugs, tell her that I deal on the side and ask if she is interested in buying some drugs, invite her to my house or maybe a hotel to make the deal, than when she arrives maybe tell her a little bit of my life story, mixed with a few white lies, and try to get her to have sex with me. I tried this once in high school and I got a girl to make out with me on the school bus for a few minutes. She cried later but whatever. Is it worth a try or should I just keep dreaming?
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Yes. Also, best name you've used yet. Keep this one, it's real good.
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Nov 4, 2015 07:37
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probably dont need a sob story if youve got dope
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Nov 4, 2015 07:47
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Why would a strip club need a vet
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Nov 4, 2015 07:49
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Bizarre rape fantasies just don't don't make a good fake post op
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Nov 4, 2015 07:50
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Link her instagram.
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Nov 4, 2015 07:50
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Sounds like what you need is pity from a sex worker, op.
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Nov 4, 2015 07:50
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concerned mom posted:Why would a strip club need a vet they make the meth
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Nov 4, 2015 07:51
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Hobohemian posted:Yes.
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Nov 4, 2015 07:52
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slip her the old rowdy trout OP
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Nov 4, 2015 07:54
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yeh go for it man
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Nov 4, 2015 07:55
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concerned mom posted:Why would a strip club need a vet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbTQgVU3-LI
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Nov 4, 2015 07:56
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Nov 4, 2015 07:57
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crazy eights posted:Sounds like what you need is pity from a sex worker, op. That's the problem. I have probably been with over a hundred sex workers. I want real intimacy and emotional connection.
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Nov 4, 2015 07:58
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Nov 4, 2015 07:58
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is pity sex better than no sex at all? i'm seriously asking im a virgin too and was wondering if i should try and get pity sex as well
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Nov 4, 2015 07:59
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Strip Club Vet posted:That's the problem. I have probably been with over a hundred sex workers. I want real* intimacy and emotional connection.
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Nov 4, 2015 07:59
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I've got a better idea. Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
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Nov 4, 2015 07:59
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Obligatory Handle posted:I've got a better idea. Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. 
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Nov 4, 2015 08:02
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Jon Pop, you should try facilitated communication. If it worked for a literal retard, it might just work for you: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749863
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Nov 4, 2015 08:09
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So you work at home op
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Nov 4, 2015 08:11
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oh jon pop 
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Nov 4, 2015 08:14
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Hey, fag. Come over to this thread (here) and explain to us why a retard can get more action than you tia
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Nov 4, 2015 08:15
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op I sincerely hope you don't have access to firearms of any kind
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Nov 4, 2015 08:21
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If you have to ask, OP, then you already know the answer.
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the eye ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:op I sincerely hope you don't have access to firearms of any kind
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Nov 4, 2015 08:29
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Have you ever over the course of all your scheming considered that maybe if you weren't a conniving, self-loathing and absolutely bizarre shitstain of a person you wouldn't have these issues? Maybe go do something, anything, that lets you think about something other than your terrible life. Start to feel a little bit of happiness about -anything-
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Nubile Hillock posted:Have you ever over the course of all your scheming considered that maybe if you weren't a conniving, self-loathing and absolutely bizarre shitstain of a person you wouldn't have these issues? Maybe go do something, anything, that lets you think about something other than your terrible life. Start to feel a little bit of happiness about -anything- in a horrible twist, posting on SA is the only happiness Jon Pop has ever known 
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Nov 4, 2015 08:32
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op you should start by repenting and weeping bitterly for your decades of sexual immorality
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Nov 4, 2015 08:34
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Please remember that just because she has sex with people doesn't mean she has to do it with you, and for the love of gently caress don't hurt her when she turns you down.
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Nov 4, 2015 08:40
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:in a horrible twist, posting on SA is the only happiness Jon Pop has ever known If this is the case OP should get professional help...because I'm certain he can't tie a noose on his own
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Nov 4, 2015 08:49
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Hi Jon Pop
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Nov 4, 2015 08:53
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man who lives in a sewer of poo poo and sexual perversion entertains the notion that women want to join him there. you best get your poo poo straight son
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Nov 4, 2015 08:58
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:the eye blame Putty, he made that gif
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Nov 4, 2015 09:02
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loving a coworker creates its own problems trying to lure a coworker to your place and then coerce them into doing some sex to you is an entirely unique level of problem
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Nov 4, 2015 09:03
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does pity sex actually exist irl
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Nov 4, 2015 09:22
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I want to say pity sex exists sort of, but it really depends on having a large social circle with a bunch of open minded girls in it. I've heard of guys getting what amounts to pity sex after a breakup or something like that from girls that they knew/hosed beforehand. Never has anyone pity hosed a weird guy after being fed a bunch of pills and forced to listen to a pity manifesto
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Nov 4, 2015 09:26
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Only read thread title but answer is yes, sex loving OWNS dude the loving best, loving YEESSSSSS
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Nooner posted:Only read thread title but answer is yes, sex loving OWNS dude the loving best, loving YEESSSSSS It's a Jon Pop thread. Does that change things?
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