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EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.
these are my life priorities:

1. replace my day job with an internet-based source of income that i control
3. hook up with 20 20 years olds
4. be like the guy who sold myspace and claims to be ""traveling the world taking photos." http://www.etonline.com/news/166474_remember_myspace_tom_aka_your_first_friend_here_what_he_looks_like_now/
5. do arts like make video games
6. make the world a better place (for some people)

now post yours and

what are you going to do with the next few months of 2015 and the rest of 2016 to get there?

for me

2015: don't know. im trying to start a web store or something for goal #1. and get over my self-loathing for the goal with the 20 20 year olds
2016: dont know.

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Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
pretty much if i'm not dying, not homeless, and i'm getting laid on rare occasion, everything is about as good as i need it to be

i set the bar low to avoid the self-disappointment being a garbage tier gbs poster entails

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I want to play video games and have a general good time. No stress !

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

1. Drink
2. Get Drunk
3. Be Drunk
4. Get more cats.

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.
how many cats

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

EB Nulshit posted:

how many cats

I have one. That has been my limit for awhile because I am too young to be a crazy cat lady, but I can feel my resolve falling apart.
So probably two more.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Kill myself

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.

Modest Mauser posted:

I have one. That has been my limit for awhile because I am too young to be a crazy cat lady, but I can feel my resolve falling apart.
So probably two more.

tbh i think you should set a concrete number so that you can measure your progress against it. how many cats do you want to have? what actions do you need to take to meet this goal?

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
gently caress athletic twinks, make tons of money.

I'm rounding out my bachelor's in IT and trolling around for a government starter job. As for loving twinks... I'm jogging right now to get a tighter rear end and less fat. Should work.

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
Fart so hard I lift off the couch

Break my neck slamming into the ceiling

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
die

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


1. Lots of drugs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'll let the eternal poet speak for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgTqEzLzV8

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

1. drugs
2. shitpost
3. drugs
4. drUgs
5. guys

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

1. drugs
2. shitpost
3. drugs
4. drUgs
5. guys

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Not dying cold and starving in a ditch is about as aspirational as I get

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I've crossed everything off my bucket list except seeimg aurora borealis

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



:justpost:

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

find employment that pays well and doesn't solely require backbreaking labor

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i like to work with my hands *sticks hand prosthectic on mah dingus*

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Smoke trees, gently caress bitches.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Obligatory Handle posted:

Smoke trees, gently caress bitches.

hows that going

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

*mumbles something*

"Huh? What's that?"

*Mumbles some more, shuffles feet*

"I can't understand you! Speak up!"

"I WANNA SUCK FAT COCK ALRIGHT"

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Enfield posted:

hows that going

Well, I do smoke weed and every now and then my wife let's me gently caress her, so could be worse.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp8znvfYbow

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
I want to use the computer a lot mostly.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Son of Rodney posted:

*mumbles something*

"Huh? What's that?"

*Mumbles some more, shuffles feet*

"I can't understand you! Speak up!"

"I WANNA SUCK FAT COCK ALRIGHT"

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Lowtax posted:

I want to use the computer a lot mostly.

What are you some kind of nerd?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Ahundredbux posted:

What are you some kind of nerd?
Yeah

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Nice

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
i wanna rock

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Praise a Satan

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Desperately claw at the dreams I want to fulfill in a last ditch effort before I finally succumb to the crushing dullness of my fast approaching 30s, op

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
preferably end it as soon as possible while taking as many with me as i can

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
glidea round

Second Sun
Apr 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I want to never have to work again. Doesn't seem attainable in under 40 years :(

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
You're lookin at it OP

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
1. CRUSH MY ENEMIES.
2. SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE ME.
3. HEAR DE LAMENTATION OF DE WOMEN.

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Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Ascend to heaven in a golden chariot fueled by my own good deeds and actions on live television with 8 billion people watching. Then come back from heaven 2 weeks later and rule earth and be able to do amazing things with a magical staff or wand God gave me.

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