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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Beer?

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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It's probably just the pork products that make it grody, I've had some good kosher kasha.

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Quite possibly, it's just that military stuff seemed to overflow with congealed processed pork.

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I'm firmly in the camp of "enough grease to make it better when refried but not so much that it grosses you out when cold".

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Jul 17, 2007

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Awesome, what flavour is it?

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If I'll ever go trekking in the wild I'd bring my own mushrooms, dried mushrooms are light and safe.

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drat I have never caught and butchered anything, but if I lived in an 'all the geese you can handle' area I'd definitely be having some every week.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Please don't eat food that is older than you, we are not experiencing a post apocalyptic life.

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You should have smoked some pipe instead, it's free.:smugmrgw:

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Jul 17, 2007

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That sounds like the sort of meal you want to have cheap booze with.

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Of course you only get the authentic flavour if you filter methylated spirits through burnt bread.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Come to think of it mojito is just grog done right.

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I'm fond of pointing out that lobsters were originally ground up shell and all and served cold to prisoners.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Isn't that how WW1 started?

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I found an article on the subject military drinks throughout history :
Drink!
I'm looking forward to your notes on posca.

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Jul 17, 2007

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I think you'd get a good result by just adding vinegar to cheap wine.
They probably didn't have a standard for sour wine so it would range from slightly sour to near vinegar.
E: If you wish to sour your own wine.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Not strictly military food, Famine food is rather interesting.
Would you consider eating Bark bread?

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Jul 17, 2007

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gently caress me sideways, crushing 25 kg of coffee beans with rifles sounds horrible.
But probably less so than sitting in a cold mudhole for loving months without even the pleasure of a hot beverage.

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Jul 17, 2007

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This should be heavily marketed to the tacticlol crowd.

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Jul 17, 2007

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The Punisher is sustained purely by hate and MREs.
Never go into the bathroom after him.

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Jul 17, 2007

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For maximum authenticity get some rear end in a top hat to shout at you from behind while you watch Richard Spencer getting punched in loop.:smugissar:

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Jul 17, 2007

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And that actually reads like a letter from the trenches.

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Commissar Rations shot me in the back at Stalingrad.

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I just had to Google that, my grandma used to make delicious tomato soup with chicken gizzards.
Absolutely different way of cooking from livers obviously.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Gizzards in soy sauce sounds good enough that I'm totally gonna gizz!

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I still got like 2 liters of failed schnapps if anyone wants it.

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Missing Name posted:

Also works great as solvent for getting paint brushes clean. Can also be used to make pulsejets on the kitchen counter when drunk.

I soak my used razorblade in it to keep it from getting rusty.

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Jul 17, 2007

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FYI grilled salmon in teriyaki marinade doesn't resemble a fish in flavour or texture.
it may be worth a shot.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Tempura sushi is my goto for introducing people who gag at thought of raw fish.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Well tinned tuna in brine is good for you (and cheap) and some cooking methods can make it taste very much like chicken.

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Jul 17, 2007

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One shudders to imagine just how many times a man must consume this before he comes up with the term poo poo on a shingle.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Market it as an isotonic drink.

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Jul 17, 2007

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That does look cloyingly sweet, I'll give it a try but substituting unsweetened whip and pudding mix as the preserved fruits and marshmallow are very sweet already.

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Jul 17, 2007

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That makes a lot of sense when you realise just how bad the Luftwaffe got beat in the latter half of the war.
An entire flying armada of Al Pacino as Scarface.

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Jul 17, 2007

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A quick read on Wikipedia tells me that some men get priapism on amphetamine, so now I have to imagine a German experimental pilot crashing his jet with a massive erection.:froggonk:

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Jul 17, 2007

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Phallic aeroplanes and meth erections, is this what they mean by toxic masculinity?

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Jul 17, 2007

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The act of crashing you poo poo little aeroplane into a big American destroyer could definitely be interpreted as a sexual act.
And that as much as anything explains modern Japanese culture.

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Jul 17, 2007

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For us simpletons who don't know, what does this address lead to?

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Jul 17, 2007

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We should get an ex-con in here to tell us about prison food and how it holds up against military grub.

E: The IDF usually includes tuna (in oil) cans in the rations and soldiers have figured out that if you perforated the can in several places, stuffed the holes with TP so as to create 'wicks' and light them then the tuna gets a very smokey chicken like flavour and texture.

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Pretty dang tasty.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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It burns for quite a while, you could probably boil some eggs for the tasty tuna salad.

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