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Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
I dont care about being spoiled with material gifts

Tbh if a guy just posted a pic me sleeping like "she's so pretty" I'd prob cry.

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I used to hate skylark but now I look forward to her posting like a crisp autumn day

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
COOL

www
Aug 4, 2010

Oh Skylark, marry me

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Captain Yossarian posted:

I used to hate skylark but now I look forward to her posting like a crisp autumn day

same except i still hate crisp autumn days

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
yeah i guess

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i have pics of you sleeping









all of you

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It's a natural reaction to cry if someone posts pictures of you taken without your knowledge.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

JiveHonky posted:

i have pics of you sleeping








all of you

do you think i'm pretty?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Xaris posted:

do you think i'm pretty?

your beauty knows no boundaries

it violates the restraining orders of my heart

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

Skylark posted:

I dont care about being spoiled with material gifts

Tbh if a guy just posted a pic me sleeping like "she's so pretty" I'd prob cry.

I was gonna say that I am this kind of girl but then I read what you said and I was like ...oh yeah that would be nice :3:

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
woman drooling with tussled hair, arms flayed side to side, blanket half covering her, pillow covering her eyes, periodically getting up to throw up from a night of overindulgence in alcohol

she's so pretty!!!~~

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
sup girl, i like the new hair cut

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
what's your feels on your need level for lovely posts and emptyquotes?

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
woman steps out of car, tears in her eyes after breaking up with her boyfriend. she had cheated on him for several months and had become disillusioned with her lifestyle. she contemplates suicide, but doesn't think anyone will care if she's gone

she's so pretty1!!~~

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Captain Yossarian posted:

I used to hate skylark but now I look forward to her posting like a crisp autumn day

Why did you ever hate skylark that is a very alien mindset to me

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!


shes so pretty

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Skylark posted:

Im not one of those girls that needs to shower

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I have a deeper kind of gratitude for thoughtful actions than purchased gifts but I'm not above accepting them if somebody really wants to buy me something that I just can't resist like ice cream or a car.

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
I'm the kind of girl who likes getting pounded in the rear end by multiple strangers at the same time

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

nerd death screech posted:

I'm the kind of girl who likes getting pounded in the rear end by multiple strangers at the same time

Hello :smug:

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
bae so cute when she sleepin :3:

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
young woman comes home from book club. she has a fake smile on her face as she steps into the doorway, trying to pretend she had fun. mother hates her daughter hates her husband is just thinking

she's so pretty

but she's had enough and all she wants to think is, "please kill me!!!"

her mind isn't so pretty?!

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
girls are gross!!!! yuckkyyy

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Captain Yossarian posted:

I used to hate skylark but now I look forward to her posting like a crisp autumn day

I kept reading this as crisp autist day. I may be really tired.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
posting in a skylark thread

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
Just a guy who takes me for walks && it feels like an adventure 😍👌

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Captain Yossarian posted:

I used to hate skylark but now I look forward to her posting like a crisp autumn day

skylark is a 43 year old, overweight man from new jersey

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Love you girl. Keep being tru to yourself.

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Lord Binky posted:

Love you girl. Keep being tru to yourself.

💜

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
im one of those girls that needs to be showered with gifts, though by girl i mean man, and by gifts i mean urine. please pee on me.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
You can send all of Skylark's allotment of stuff to me. I'll find a good home for it.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i want to gently caress your dad

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights
Anyone can just go and buy something from a store but a romantic gesture or handmade gift shows you really care.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
are your tits real op?

how about your nose?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Skylark posted:

I dont care about being spoiled with material gifts

Tbh if a guy just posted a pic me sleeping like "she's so pretty" I'd prob cry.

you are a girl that needs to get showered, period.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I drove a buick skylark once. It was the finest automobile ever manufactured here in these united states of America. A far finer ride than yourself, Skylark.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

How many times can you orgasm per hour op?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Skylark posted:

Just a guy who takes me for walks && it feels like an adventure 😍👌

I can feel the wind in my hair right now....

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Hey OP, l'll make you feel pretty.

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