|
The Saurus posted:Today at my new job I discovered that some people literally get into 10,000s of debt for loving wedding and engagement rings. I came home to my wonderful wife and we laughed at how retarded they are and reminisced about her $50 wedding ring and our wonderful romantic wedding at the county clerk's office where we got random witnesses off the street because no one else could/wanted to attend and it turned out the couple who witnessed for us got married the previous day at the town clerk's office dude you spend more money on your wife's dinner at White Castle than you spent on your wife's ring how does that feel
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 06:16
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 18, 2024 23:55 |
|
|
im the kind of guy who need a sturdy bitch to hunt ghosts wiht at the old abandoned mine
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 06:42
|
|
|
I've been on these forums for a decade and this is the first I've ever seen the OP. Why does everyone seem to know who it is? Did I miss the birth of a forums superstar?
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 06:44
|
|
|
Jerry Mumphrey posted:im the kind of guy who need a sturdy bitch to hunt ghosts wiht at the old abandoned mine This guy deserves an award 👏👏
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 07:20
|
|
|
The Bible posted:I've been on these forums for a decade and this is the first I've ever seen the OP. Why does everyone seem to know who it is? Did I miss the birth of a forums superstar? If it makes you feel better I don't really know who the OP is other than the fact they occasionally make terrible threads in GBS.
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 07:40
|
|
|
Skylark has posted i fyad for a long time but recently changed their av and is a teen girl now.
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 07:58
|
|
|
Oh, so just another gimmick poster. Free DGSW. He was at least funny 30% of the time.
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 08:00
|
|
|
Hobohemian posted:Oh, so just another gimmick poster. Especially at the moment skylark is a consistently funny poster. The gbs threads might be some kind of 'troll'
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 08:03
|
|
|
I have a feeling it would be really funny, maybe the funniest post if I said something here about semen, pee pee, or poo poo.
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 08:38
|
|
|
oh boy! a fyad luminary stops by to grace us with some humor! i'm so glad!
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 08:38
|
|
|
i think everyone must thank this message board royalty for a good and hearty laugh from such a quality thread thank you remember to update your cv too
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 10:10
|
|
|
We are living in a material world, and I am a material
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 10:22
|
|
|
Personally I bathe my grls in huge tubs of gifts, such as millions and millions of bueatiful drops of water, because that poo poo is a mad valuable ressource baby show some respect to mother earth also they have to put it in themselves
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 10:53
|
|
|
ii never again feel the touch of a woman im dying and it hurts
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 12:20
|
|
|
Sometimes I want to lean in close to you and just stay there forever.
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 12:25
|
|
|
jackyl posted:dude you spend more money on your wife's dinner at White Castle than you spent on your wife's ring chicken rings worth more than wedding rings
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 16:41
|
|
|
I personally target needy women.
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 16:49
|
|
|
Skylark posted:Plan out sthng fun like going to an aquarium or a museim with her, and be confident and a good listener. So ur gonna yammer on throuought our date?
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 16:50
|
|
|
Darth123123 posted:So ur gonna yammer on throuought our date? Protip: take gum, then just keep giving her gum as needed until she can't talk
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 16:51
|
|
|
sky*fartz*
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 16:51
|
|
|
Lord Binky posted:Love you girl. Keep being tru to yourself. T-R-U nigga and when I say T-R-U, I mean the whole No Limit family The motherfucking group TRU, Master P, C-Murder, and Silkk nigga Family, remember that
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 17:02
|
|
|
well I absolutely am. The best deserves the best after all
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 17:03
|
|
|
jackyl posted:dude you spend more money on your wife's dinner at White Castle than you spent on your wife's ring I'm pretty sure White Castle would ask you to leave if you ordered $50+ of their food
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 17:04
|
|
|
you were warned posted:I'm pretty sure White Castle would ask you to leave if you ordered $50+ of their food Not true! A couple of crave cases and drinks and you're already over $50. Throw in some chicken o's and you got yourself a banquet.
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 17:11
|
|
|
Captain Yossarian posted:I used to hate skylark but now I look forward to her posting like a crisp autumn day yea her gimmick is pretty refreshing in a GBS so filled with hate and anger
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 17:13
|
|
|
*ahem* SkyLARK more like skyFART
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 17:13
|
|
|
Snatch Duster posted:*ahem* 
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 17:15
|
|
|
Skylark posted:Im imagining going on a date to a carnival or fair or whatever, with lots of cute quaint lights, and rides and stuff, and its autumn so I get to wear a cute little sweater + latered outfit. Mmmm yeah Skylark what do you smell like in this hypothetical - sort of like apples or more like CKOne? *inhales deeply*
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 17:16
|
|
|
Skylark posted:I dont care about being spoiled with material gifts I don't care about being soiled by militaristic gits. Tbh if a guy just posed me in my sleep like "she a corpse" I'd prob die.
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 17:20
|
|
|
Jerry Mumphrey posted:im the kind of guy who need a sturdy bitch to hunt ghosts wiht at the old abandoned mine That sounds fun and I want to do that with somebody who has cool adventuring gear like ropes and a flash light
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 18:10
|
|
|
a bay posted:That sounds fun and I want to do that with somebody who has cool adventuring gear like ropes and a flash light its a date
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 18:19
|
|
|
I wouldd settle for a nice girl with a flashlight
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 18:20
|
|
|
shower me with piss
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 18:21
|
|
|
The Saurus posted:Reminder that Shithouse Dave's idea of a perfect boyfriend is a guy who won't complain when she flies all over the world on fancy vacations without him and cucks him with foreign guys Ugh what makes you say that?
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 19:00
|
|
|
they literally posted it in a thread about what they wanted in a boyfriend
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 19:06
|
|
|
Skylark posted:Im imagining going on a date to a carnival or fair or whatever, with lots of cute quaint lights, and rides and stuff, and its autumn so I get to wear a cute little sweater + latered outfit. The carnical seems like the best of both worlds because you can do things together and get gifts if you play the games like the one for shooting the stupid looking faces or the one where you shoot water to make the ducks swim(doesnt make sense to me either but it is fun) and win cool prizes like a big stuffed animal or a mirror that says Motley Crue on it. And of course the Ferris wheel which they were obviously thinking about romantic things when they came up with it. The equivalent of going to the carnival for boys would probably be kissing a hot girl who is good at Halo
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 19:11
|
|
|
ChairmanMeow posted:they literally posted it in a thread about what they wanted in a boyfriend aw man I gotta see this 
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 19:19
|
|
|
yooo skybird il suck your d in the shower?
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 19:22
|
|
|
a bay posted:The carnical seems like the best of both worlds because you can do things together and get gifts if you play the games like the one for shooting the stupid looking faces or the one where you shoot water to make the ducks swim(doesnt make sense to me either but it is fun) and win cool prizes like a big stuffed animal or a mirror that says Motley Crue on it. And of course the Ferris wheel which they were obviously thinking about romantic things when they came up with it. The equivalent of going to the carnival for boys would probably be kissing a hot girl who is good at Halo Oo Im going to play the new Halo with my bf soon I hope I'm good.
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 19:32
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 18, 2024 23:55 |
|
|
Cowman posted:yea her gimmick is pretty refreshing in a GBS so filled with hate and anger I wonder if Fansy is s till alive? 
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2015 19:47
|
|
