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My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
I didn't even know they were doing a sequel. Will it be another ten minutes of obvious rail shooter gameplay followed by an hour of FMV cutscenes of our hero crying because she's a woman?

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
The good thing is that people are always dying, the supply of tombs is never ending

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I liked the last game. I took all those fools out with a bow before they even knew it was coming. I killed literally everyone but the samurai dudes like that for the whole game and it was awesome. The deaths were pretty sweet too. Branch though the neck while you listen to your dude choke on their own blood.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It will have next gen rear end and tittie pixels however.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The best part is, if you don't have an XBONE or Xbox 360 you'll have to wait until Q1 2016 for PC or end of year for the PlayStation consoles.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
womb raider

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Unfunny Poster posted:

The best part is, if you don't have an XBONE or Xbox 360 you'll have to wait until Q1 2016 for PC or end of year for the PlayStation consoles.

is square enix publishing cause it they are it'll be $5 on steam by xmas 2016

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
blood gushing from their eye sockets

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Can I lock the butler in the walk-in freezer

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

it's for the bone don't worry about it

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
I'm a Tomb Reader in real life, too!













Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Gaunab posted:

womb raider

stop posting my browser history, tia

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Womb raider making sure dinosaurs stay extinct

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

it's for xbox one so no one cares

also
New Tomb Raider to offer 300 game-altering microtransactions

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


glorius future of gaming

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

XBOX TIMED EXCLUSIVE

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Corbae posted:

XBOX TIMED EXCLUSIVE

8.5 million copies sold meant that the last game apparently "did poorly" so they gotta whore Lara out to whoever will have her.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Glad I'm a member of the glorious Mac gaming master race and will miss this game

Looke
Aug 2, 2013


I'd buy that game however

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
xbone box

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
my favourite part of the new tomb raiders is buying the game, installing the game, loading the game, pressing FORWARDS for 30 mins without doing anything else and somehow progressing through the game then uninstalling the game and regretting buying the game

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

looks pretty good imo

i like young lara

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

concerned mom posted:

my favourite part of the new tomb raiders is buying the game, installing the game, loading the game, pressing FORWARDS for 30 mins without doing anything else and somehow progressing through the game then uninstalling the game and regretting buying the game

It's just like watching the movie, but with a controller in your hand!

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

that game was bad

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





wtf

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
is it a new game or tv show or movie? i hope it has JLAW in it.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
All I'll say is she's gonna need pretty big knockers to make up for the last game.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



the last tomb raider game was really good and also looked really nice

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

games are bad

Drothmar
Feb 18, 2015

I loved the last game, I thought the reboot was great. But this microtransaction stuff is bullshit, those should only exist in F2P games

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

The Goatfather posted:

the last tomb raider game was really good and also looked really nice

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

which tomb raider model/actress was the hottest?


Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

which tomb raider model/actress was the hottest?




:eyepop:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

etalian posted:

which tomb raider model/actress was the hottest?




Hell of a neck but gosh darn that is a pretty lady

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Captain Yossarian posted:

Hell of a neck but gosh darn that is a pretty lady

I think she makes the neck work.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Applewhite posted:

I think she makes the neck work.

how else she going to eat those delicious leaves from trees?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

etalian posted:

which tomb raider model/actress was the hottest?



Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

That's a funny answer but in all seriousness that is an excellent costume.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Dexter had the best Tomb Raider reference IMO

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