Jastiger posted:

Yes, yes, Velcro is for old people or kids or whatever, but its literally better than shoe laces. They never come undone, they don't snap or break, they can't be tripped over if they are left undone, and you can tighten the shoe up to comfort just as easily or in many cases, easier than shoe laces. Why shoes have these pieces of string that are nothing but trouble is beyond me. From sports to combat to even casual walking, shoe laces are the least secure and most infuriating part of shoes.

Professor Shark posted:

Jesus Christ you people complaining about bathrooms. Carry around the Private Bathroom kit





$3 and you've bought yourself a Private Bathroom to almost everywhere on Earth

symbolic posted:

thank god my one research paper of the semester is due this week, so i can blow off everything else for the rest of the year to play FO4

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

As a former horrible Simpsons messageboard nerd, it's generally accepted among Simpsons nerds that Season 9 (1997), when Mike Scully took over as showrunner and changed the tone of the show, was when it started to noticeably slip. Season 10 and the next few seasons saw further decline, then Al Jean took over as showrunner and has been riding the mediocrity train since 2001.

Though looking back on those Mike Scully episodes today, they weren't actually all that bad, but it was very jarring at the time.

Hasaple posted:

I probably should have gotten plat instead.

Oh well, enjoy the money!

Claven666 posted:

you made me disgorge all of that from my rear end just to tell me to put it back in? what kind of monster are you?

Wafflz posted:

How am I supposed to fit all that in my rear end?

phasmid posted:

Repetition is necessary for effective stimulation of the prostate.

Enfield posted:

those posts suck idiot

Enfield posted:

those posts suck idiot

Spanish Manlove posted:

Have you ever bought one of those giant Time magazine coffee table books? I was flipping through one at a family friend's house and they had some stunning pictures in it. Shame what happened to real talent and care.

a starwar betamax posted:

no thats just the sound air makes whistling through your gaping nose hole

a starwar betamax posted:

SomePacifist posted:

Pleasantly surprised by the private bathroom tips. thanks starmax betawar

Enfield posted:

my nose doesnt whistle. how could it, theres only one hole, the nostril opening, which is not condusive to whistling .maybe read a book sometime

Nooner posted:

like harry potteR???

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

Watched something on Netflix about British CAM girls... one of them was really hot, but had way too much make-up... and the accent was sexy for about 2 minutes then became incredibly annoying when she started bitching about everything... including how the maintenance man not giving her an exact time to stop by was loving up her "show" and her money. I really wanted to jack it to her but she made it impossible so I turned it off.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm the curator of the jerry mumphrey museum in shreveport

Son of Rodney posted:

drat that's sad

Captain Yossarian posted:

Can I use your guys' bathroom? Or do I have to buy a ticket

Strip Club Vet posted:

Their is a new girl at my job and she is a real good time girl. Her and her friends go out every weekend and party it up. I looked up her Facebook, and Instagram accounts and she seems very sexually liberated and open minded. She is a recreational drug user as well. Lately I have kind of been devising a plan to get her alone. I would buy a large quantity of drugs, tell her that I deal on the side and ask if she is interested in buying some drugs, invite her to my house or maybe a hotel to make the deal, than when she arrives maybe tell her a little bit of my life story, mixed with a few white lies, and try to get her to have sex with me. I tried this once in high school and I got a girl to make out with me on the school bus for a few minutes. She cried later but whatever. Is it worth a try or should I just keep dreaming?

ThePriceIsRight posted:

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

honestly why dont more people just buy a 'friends of mumphrey' membership? free admission all year, tote bag, t-shirt and free audio guides

Ambrose Burnside posted:

TOS is campy fun but that's about all it has going for it and definitely isnt actually legitimately good TV. better than voyager but that is ruthless damning w/ faint praise

Nefarious posted:

*every dad gay so what post*

Nefarious posted:

*every dad gay so what post*

The Whole Internet posted:

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-10/30/male-female-brain-difference-not-significant


So comedians can finally quit with the loving "women go: tee hee hee" "men go: durr hurr hurr" bullshit? Because there's scientific proof they're loving wrong now.

Also, if all our brains are literally the same, what does that mean for transgenders?

lDDQD posted:

Identical, but in what way? In some ways, an AMD and an Intel CPU are also identical: they are capable of executing exactly the same instructions. But you get different performance for different types of computational loads on these competing designs.

It's been found that (on average), men and women tend to have better performance in some tasks, or others. Sure, either population can distinguish different angles (eg: is this 90°, or 85°?). But some individuals have better performance than others - being able to distinguish 90° from 88, for example. As with individual variations, there exist trends in slightly differing performance across large samples of either gender, too.

Bishop posted:

Showed study to an Irl neurologist and he laughed at it and said there's plenty of literature showing important differences

I always laugh because.... Do people really believe males and females have different anatonomy, different hormones, etc but get offended by the idea that our brains develop in different ways?

Nefarious posted:

*every dad gay so what post*