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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

The Whole Internet posted:

suppose someone wanted to have sex with their non-preferred sex. is it suddenly not okay? why would there be anything wrong with that? biological essentialism is actually a very restrictive ideology

with autogynephelia anyway, it's like your brain takes the image and inverts the genders every time. you want to be the woman in all the porn you watch. the attraction manifests as envy. i have this btw and i can answer some of these questions earnestly, however i don't identify as trans. for me, i got lucky. i had an attraction to men that slowly grew until it was equal in strength in my 20s, and after that i stopped envying women so much. also having a girlfriend and learning to love dominating women helped me kinda snap out of it.

my grandfather was a crossdresser interestingly, so maybe there is some genetic component to it.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Nefarious posted:

*every dad gay so what post*

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I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

Thank God non of my posts are in here. Gotta keep consistently dog poo poo terrible.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 20:51

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Lufiron posted:

I bought a suit recently and because I'm tallish I can't buy what's off the rack because it's either the good stuff is sold out or ugly as poo poo. I had to drop 4 figures on a custom suit because of it, instead of just getting something altered. Also im talking real nice suit not that flammable deteriorating nonsense they sell at k&g or men's warehouse

I feel like a goddamn boss in my suit tho

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Blue Train posted:

when people tell me to have a blessed day

I loving hate it so much

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Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

There's a PYF goon quotes thread...
Unless this thread is actually a troll. In fact, since it started out with a Jastiger quote about not understanding the basic merits of shoelaces, I am pretty sure this thread is a troll.

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Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

thread is a great idea, thank you OP

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SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

Why are none of my awesome posts where i call people retards and faggots on the list?

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

some excellent stuff here, keep 'em coming pardner

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Hashtag GBS: May 10, 2015; by Lowtax

Drunk Nerds posted:

There's a PYF goon quotes thread...
Unless this thread is actually a troll. In fact, since it started out with a Jastiger quote about not understanding the basic merits of shoelaces, I am pretty sure this thread is a troll.

yea and its in PYF tho and that place suxx

# ? Nov 6, 2015 23:00

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

honestly why dont more people just buy a 'friends of mumphrey' membership? free admission all year, tote bag, t-shirt and free audio guides

can I havea stack of bumperstickers? One to put on my car and a few to put on all my friends cars

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Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

So what the gently caress is my resplendent history of worthless suppositories of shitposts, chipped beef?

# ? Nov 6, 2015 23:13

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

There is also the Scoffs thread in PHIZ. PHIZ is really funny, more of y'all should go post there.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 23:16

Tetramin: Apr 1, 2006; I'ma buck you up.

Is this thread a troll?

Or is it sincere. Are you trolling? Are these posts actually good or is this a troll?

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Im clearing my bookmarks cause this is the only thread i need now. 5

# ? Nov 6, 2015 23:27

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ricky Bad Posts posted:

Is this thread a troll?

Or is it sincere. Are you trolling? Are these posts actually good or is this a troll?

do you think they are good? or.. are they bad

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

These posts are all good enough for me :sotw:

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

No Sheep-Goats post voted 1

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Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Serious Frolicking posted:

it will be funny because they will cast an attractive lady to play her role

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Can we get some more posts. I thought it was a good idea to get my isp to block all urls ecxept this thread but its not enough content for me

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

for the approval of the GBS good posts suppository, this exchange from the bar fight thread

VendaGoat posted:

You want to kiss me? You want to make out in the bathroom like the fag you are?

I'll be waiting for you.

jackyl posted:

dude are you a senator

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Approved

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Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Jukeboxblues posted:

I attract mentally unstable people. I think it's because I am a Lovecraftian horror, though.

gently caress you all.

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PantsandCola: Aug 17, 2013; you did good... you did good

these are some "sexy" posts

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

GBS has definantly "still got it!"

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

aswbm I just want to reiterate you were my favorite IK

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

aswbm I just want to reiterate you were my favorite IK

thank you friend

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

and to re iterate, this is my new favorite GBS quote:

Sheep-Goats posted:

You have to have a space in your school where the guys can jerk it. Prohibiting the schooljerk is going to lead directly to stabbings and rapes after some chick in gym class doesn't wear panties and some guy just had a 69 minute long session of flashes and angled stares after not having jerked it for two days at home because his parents still have his little brother in his room on a bunkbed.

Ye, the jo booth is necessary to the education of the children.

Also ye, lmao @ u if you think every surface of every public building hasn't been dashed with the cum of growing boys from the waist down and/or that the drain installed in the floor of public toilets isn't there specifically to move the liters of stinky cum spilt there every time spring skirt season begins.

its so nice to see content creators flexing their creative muscles!

# ? Nov 7, 2015 10:10

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

goons weigh in on the great candy debate

Moridin920 posted:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
The official top ten best candies:

10. Tootsie Roll Fruit Flavor Chews

9. Those bits of white chalky crunchy stuff with peanut butter in the middle

8. Necco Wafers

7. Cow Tails

6. Banana Laffy Taffy

5. Banana Runts

4. Mary Janes

3. Bit O Honey

2. Those strawberry wrapper hard candies with goo in the middle

1. Those black and orange wrapper peanut butter taffies

NO

those things are DISGUSTING

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Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

I like the idea but the thread is being contaminated by too many non quotes.

Good luck SWB.

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a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

so you work from home op?

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

icicle bob posted:

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Al Borland posted:

I like the idea but the thread is being contaminated by too many non quotes.

Good luck SWB.

thanks feel free to add good quotes as you find them and hten the quote post ray chio will be better

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Charles Bukowski posted:

The Secret of NIMH is great.

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Slanderer posted:

However, I get the appeal from Hollywood to attack gamers � games as an industry are crushing movies. Rather than trying to tap into this potential, like Disney and Marvel did, these people decide to go against this force? What would be the audience of this bullshit film, when the audience for all blockbusters is gamers? o.o The only people you can peddle anti-gamer propaganda is radical feminists and radical Christians.

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King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Thank you for the suppositories op. I'm getting a lumbar fusion next week and it warms the hackles of my hearts that you're considerately gathering all the good good posts like a truffle rooting hog. See, in my narcotic haze it will be challenging to painstakingly review every post as I usually do. So thank you again. God speed and bless.

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ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

good posts become bad posts when they're removed from the threads they belong in

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Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

ThePriceIsRight posted:

good posts become bad posts when they're removed from the threads they belong in

that's the beauty of this thread, the quoted posts let you click on them and go right to the thread

:shrug:

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Are you makin fun of people's posts ASWB? :mad:

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Sheep-Goats posted:

Are you makin fun of people's posts ASWB?

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