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Shlomo Palestein posted:He's not in NH; Amesbury is in MA, just on the border. Ah whoops, then there's no excuse for everyone in the town being trash.
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:: :: somebody asked publicly on Facebook group if anyone has ever been impeached from the housing authority before ::::Another person asked where there free chocolate was and I posted a YouTube video of "arrow" saying you have failed this city, and explained that since I was in fact not elected dictator of Amesbury no free chocolate will be had.
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Pillowpants posted::: Both people are probably following this thread.
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Pillowpants posted::: Ceiling fan posted:Now it's time to make good on your crazy promises. Like free chocolate? Grab a bunch of clearance candy and put it in a bowl at the Housing Office. Tell us what you promised, and we can help you figure out how to make your utopian benevolent dictatorship a reality.
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Seriously, you need to announce that in your capacity as a member of the Housing Authority, there is now a bowl of free chocolate in the front office. Best thing'll be if an opponent throws it away or takes it all. Then you get to be the guy who followed through on his quality-of-life campaign promise and your opposition is the guy who threw out/stole everyone's free chocolate like a horrible grinch.
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Accretionist posted:Seriously, you need to announce that in your capacity as a member of the Housing Authority, there is now a bowl of free chocolate in the front office. You have to do this. Pillowpants posted::: 
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Agree. But only give the free chocolate to people you like. Then you have a voter for life.
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The trick is that you like everyone. So for the craft beer flowing/river flowing.. You didn't mention what river it needed to be, therefore I recommend buying a keg of craft beer and a shovel. Create a new river and announce a grand plan to deliver on your campaign promise.
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SquadronROE posted:The trick is that you like everyone. This is a brilliant idea. Also, every serious post in town now turns into something about me providing bouncy houses at the next election or something ridiculous like that. It's awesome because it distracts the crazy people who want to let the library fail because we have one in the high school.
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Pillowpants posted:This is a brilliant idea. Just let the library fall and put Section 8 in its place.
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quote:On 10/5, I posted 
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SubponticatePoster posted:What did we ever do to you? Nothing, he just knows you won't vote for him.
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HootTheOwl posted:Nothing, he just knows you won't vote for him. 
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Real chicken and egg situation there.
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Bring back rotten boroughs.
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When do you actually "take office" again?
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Crain posted:When do you actually "take office" again? You have an office right?
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It's a volunteer position. I take office in January. In the meantime I've already started running for the next election.
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Pillowpants posted:I've already started running for the next election. Already a true politician.
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Pillowpants posted:It's a volunteer position. I take office in January. In the meantime I've already started running for the next election. Another idea: Go ahead and take a picture of a chocolate fountain. Place this at every corner. A [picture of a] chocolate fountain at every corner!
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Goons, The city clerk sent my "congratulations" letter to the wrong address, so instead of getting it 3 weeks ago like everyone else I got it yesterday. I think they were hoping I'd miss the deadline.
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Pillowpants posted:Goons, Rahm would be proud.
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Pillowpants posted:Goons, Congratulations!
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Pillowpants posted:No, it's the Housing Authority. The group that oversees affordable housing and section 8 in each area. OK if you oversee Section Eight, does your section eight have a waiting list, or are there closed signups? In my area they only open signups for section eight housing on special days, so that they can keep the waiting list looking short. So if you want a real policy proposal, make sure as many people can get signed up for section eight as actually need it. Even if it just means inflating the waiting list, then you know how big the actual need is and its harder for people to argue for funding cuts. Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Nov 28, 2015 |
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Pillowpants posted:Goons, I'm happy to see an update, congrats!
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Pillowpants posted:Goons, Congratulations, your first enemy! Pro-tip: Bodies dissolve better in bases than acids. Bratva favors lye, for example.
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Pillowpants posted:Goons, They'll burn for this.
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Accretionist posted:Congratulations, your first enemy! crazy cloud posted:They'll burn for this.
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Demand that all legislative sessions be settled via a game of Werewolf. Broadcast live on twitch.
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Crain posted:Demand that all legislative sessions be settled via a game of FTFY 
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Can we get a pool going on how high OP can climb in politics via Facebook trolling?
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hi liter posted:Can we get a pool going on how high OP can climb in politics via Facebook trolling? 25% of the voting population here is over 65, so I MIGHT be able to make it on the city council but not higher.
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Pillowpants posted:25% of the voting population here is over 65, so I MIGHT be able to make it on the city council but not higher. Not with that attitude.
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Pillowpants posted:25% of the voting population here is over 65, so I MIGHT be able to make it on the city council but not higher. That just means they might die of old age before the next election; especially if you follow through with your 'free chocolate' plan and really fatten em up.
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biznatchio posted:That just means they might die of old age before the next election; especially if you follow through with your 'free chocolate' plan and really fatten em up. Are you going to eat them, like some kind of wicked witch?
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DrSunshine posted:Are you going to eat them, like some kind of wicked witch? Soilent green could solve the SS/Medicare solvency problem.
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I used to work in Haverhill. Burn northern Mass into the ground (or do amazing poo poo like the section 8 sign-up sheet expansion idea from earlier).
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Anorexic Sea Turtle posted:I used to work in Haverhill. Burn northern Mass into the ground (or do amazing poo poo like the section 8 sign-up sheet expansion idea from earlier). Indeed, that is a legitimately good idea. Having a figure on pent-up/unmet demand will put some meat on the bones of any argument for more section 8.
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Presidential Candidate 2034
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