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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i figure once we're done paying down our debt i can go back to school for my mba

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*schedules a conference call at 10pm cause it's super important, manager doesn't call in*

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
No I DONT want fries with that, as I cannot afford them.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Valeyard posted:

No I DONT want fries with that, as I cannot afford them.

*is rung up for and pays for fries anyway to avoid "rocking the boat" *

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
yeah, so i gave my bonus to charity this year. feels real good to give back, you know?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

the gym is too expensive and i dont have time due to working 2 jobs 1 of them at a 5 guys and the other at the toilet janitor cleaning job. a woman will love me for my mind anyways, not my body. she will see my reddit post history and love me for my epic bacons and narwalls. also my epic posts on something sensive and i love hitler and dragging fags to death behind my domestic pickup truck. YOSPOS sucks.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

The Management posted:

420 every morning in my car before work. hella want to smoke out the girl who works the register but she has a boyfriend

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Space-Pope posted:

yeah, so i gave my bonus to charity this year. feels real good to give back, you know?

i wish we could tithe more but we just can't spare it i hope none of the other partitioners find out

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

i'm taking the girlfriend to disneyworld this year for vacation!

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

my plan is to buy a duplex, live in one half and rent out the other for about as much as the mortgage is totally

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

i've been eating healthy, nothing better than kale and ranch dressing

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Iridium posted:

i've been using this smartphone with a cracked screen for 14 months but no worries, only three more until my contract with Verizon lets me upgrade

yellow borders
Jan 7, 2010

Thanks to a well timed cost of living adjustment, Pizza Friday is Back!!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Share Bear posted:

my plan is to buy a duplex, live in one half and rent out the other for about as much as the mortgage is totally

this is good

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

my plan is to rent until i lose my job and then i'll just die i guess

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
gosh well right now i'm just really working on paying down my credit card debt

pram
Jun 10, 2001

As a Millennial I posted:

my plan is to rent until i lose my job and then i'll just die i guess

lol

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Cat Face Joe posted:

i figure once we're done paying down our debt i can go back to school for my mba

close 2 home

yellow borders
Jan 7, 2010

I only take the standard deduction, so doing my taxes is pretty painless.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

As a Millennial I posted:

my plan is to rent until i lose my job and then i'll just die i guess

lol if this isnt your plan in life

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

gas thread ban op

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

my plan is to rent until i lose my job and then i'll just die i guess

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I have a printer for printing my resume.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Shasta FTW.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i plan to rent until the housing market crashes

(because the rest of teh economy will collapse and ill get fired as a non essential computer jockey)

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Smythe posted:

I have a printer for printing my resume.

I feel it's important that my resume both show the whole story, and also exist as evidence of my attention to detail, so it's 11 pages long.*




* i did actually receive an 11 page resume a few years back. based on the first two pages she wasn't even clear on what position she was applying for.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
okay this thread is bumming me out now. poor people are depressing

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

college was the best five years of my life

i loooooooooooooooooved my 3 study abroad semesters in europe






cant wait to grind out 10 years in a public service job to get this debt wiped out!



Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
i like how

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
i got a good deal on this printer but the ink is expensive so i just refill it with a syringe like a heroin addled junkie

i also use it for my heroin so my veins are full of deskjet ink.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
I quit my job at 3am over email because I was offered ten grand higher salary

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*turns dial to KUSC classical* I don't know what song this is.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Smythe posted:

*turns dial to KUSC classical* I don't know what song this is.

Lol

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Smythe posted:

*turns dial to KUSC classical* I don't know what song this is.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

actually nvm



maxe fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Nov 12, 2015

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

maxe posted:

loving hell the USA sounds like a depressing shithole

it is, we're all fat and angry

lol nice edit

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

As a Millennial I posted:

my plan is to rent until i lose my job and then i'll just die i guess

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

mishaq posted:

it is, we're all fat and angry

lol nice edit

i briefly forgot this was the funny computer/existential crisis forum and now i feel like a dumb idiot

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Dr. Honked posted:

i like how

you stab directly to the heart of all of us, doctor

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heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
oh i could make way more money but its more important to be doing what i love

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