Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
I was wondering if anyone could give me tips on how to lose a guy in 10 days? I watched the video but inevitably she ends up NOT losing the guy in 10 days, overall I would give it a 0/10 on helpfulness.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Throwing eggs works wonders.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Love conquers all. Looks like you're stuck with him, OP

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Amazingly enough, I have found that so many of lifes problems can be fixed with the humble garden hose.

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Be a disgusting human being with no redeemable qualities while he's around. Like, poo poo yourself in public and make him clean it up and refuse to apologize to anyone and everyone.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Watch it with your guy over a ten day period. Whenever they namedrop the title, nudge him to imply you want him gone.

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe
Tell him you love him.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
smelly snatch

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
don't wear makeup once

Silvah
Aug 27, 2004
s0me

Mr.Bob posted:

Throwing eggs works wonders.

And bring Smash Mouth to help you... throw... the eggs.

adorai
Nov 2, 2002

10/27/04 Never forget
Grimey Drawer
just say "i want to break up." Seems pretty straightforward.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
Have a borderline personality

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
have you tried the cuck meme

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Silvah posted:

And bring Smash Mouth to help you... throw... the eggs.

Smash mouth has already let me down one too many times.

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.

Control Volume posted:

Love conquers all. Looks like you're stuck with him, OP

But can the power of love melt steel beams???

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
say your pregnant

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Have a borderline personality

Doesn't work. Just makes you more attractive.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Get herpes.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Say you are pregnant, want to keep it but aren't sure it's his.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
every time your partner calls you on the phone, respond "hello, this is dog"

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

Ace of Baes posted:

I was wondering if anyone could give me tips on how to lose a guy in 10 days? I watched the video but inevitably she ends up NOT losing the guy in 10 days, overall I would give it a 0/10 on helpfulness.

Ask the guy you want to dump, "Do you know any good ways to break things off with someone after less than two weeks together? Because I don't want to see you anymore, but I also don't want to hurt your feelings or be the bad guy, so I really want to just nudge you towards breaking things off, instead." And then see what he says.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Blow his best friend, dad, and/or dog. Show him a video of the act(s).

Walla!

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
If it turns out he has a cuck fetish then just poop the bed or something.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Runaway to Syria to become an ISIS bride.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
introduce him to your mom
mention marriage
have kids
don't shave anything
don't let him hold the clicker
keep your house/body as you normally would
go ahead kiss your cat
run a red light, make complicated series of turns, change cars
wear camo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
kill him

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
gently caress a dog

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
Ask him for a printer. Might take a little more than ten days but just be patient.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
don't even try to explain the black baby

Stanos
Sep 22, 2009

The best 57 in hockey.
very carefully

Fallorn
Apr 14, 2005
poo poo on his door step and pee on his shoes.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Tell him you used to have a penis. Actually, you still do, the doctors let you keep it in a jar.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Just be yourself

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

chainsaw works pretty well ime

Carados
Jan 28, 2009

We're a couple, when our bodies double.
Have you tried a corn maze? It's the right season. If not, perhaps you can grow one for the future.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Try leaving him on the hood of your car at the grocery store then driving off.

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah
kick him

in the nuts

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.
Invite him on a date each day and then cancel 10 times in a row, that should do it.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Prince Reggie K posted:

Invite him on a date each day and then cancel 10 times in a row, that should do it.

as a PUA that is my technique

  • Locked thread