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Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
GOD I loving HATE PRUPLE FLOWERS I JUST WANT TO BURN THEM ALL AND THEN HIT A FAT LADY IN THE FACE gently caress PURPLE FLOWERS

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
realpost: people who do not signal their turns when driving

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mozi posted:

realpost: people who do not signal their turns when driving
my dad not only does this, but also doesn't signal when he changes lanes

i wonder how many people he's pissed off in his life

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mozi posted:

realpost: people who do not signal their turns when driving

People who can't maintain their lane in a turn/turn in to the wrong lane

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
You guys don't seem very IRRATIONALLY angry about that though. :colbert:

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Booblord Zagats posted:

People who can't maintain their lane in a turn/turn in to the wrong lane

People who turn left from the straight lane even though there is a turn lane available.

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW
I encourage people to drive badly :twisted:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Smelly Bohemian posted:

You guys don't seem very IRRATIONALLY angry about that though. :colbert:

I've thrown an empty McDonalds cup at the other car when passing it once for doing this and almost making me rear-end him

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smelly Bohemian posted:

You guys don't seem very IRRATIONALLY angry about that though. :colbert:

i get pretty mad and yell and stuff (not that i want them to notice of course, that could be troublesome)

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Smelly Bohemian posted:

You guys don't seem very IRRATIONALLY angry about that though. :colbert:
removal of our god the rowdy trout :argh:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

when people tell me to have a blessed day

I loving hate it so much

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



People that go exactly the speed limit

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW
I once killed a hobo in a boxcar

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
People who use less and fewer interchangeably.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Business Gorillas posted:

People that go exactly the speed limit
yeah i'd say that's really irrational considering that no one else cares if you're going the speed limit

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
STAND RIGHT WALK LEFT

The General
Mar 4, 2007


People who walk slow and zigzag lines. Especially in malls. I just want to push those assholes to the floor and spit on them. gently caress I'm walking here. Get the gently caress out of my way.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

The General posted:

People who walk slow and zigzag lines. Especially in malls. I just want to push those assholes to the floor and spit on them. gently caress I'm walking here. Get the gently caress out of my way.

you go to the malll

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
personal pronouns like zirself or xim or whatever the gently caress

loving indie kids and their new words for made up attention seeking bull poo poo

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

getting water on my neck without warning, especially if I'm completely dry otherwise

childhood trauma from my moms homemade haircuts as a kid

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
People who don't fuckin merge. They don't get up to merging speed. They come a complete stop in their 200 yard lane cause the scary cars are coming. Instead of merging

"MERGE IDIOT. MERGE. MERGE. SLIT YOUR THROAT. I HOPE YOURE ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR SUICIDE rear end in a top hat"

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Blue Train posted:

when people tell me to have a blessed day

I loving hate it so much

lol where do you live that people say this

is this like one of those american things like people asking what church do you go to

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
when people carry a violin or guitar with the neck toward the back. WTF
I just saw this in a commercial and I set my house on fire

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Hammerite posted:

lol where do you live that people say this

is this like one of those american things like people asking what church do you go to

I hear this maybe once week, I'm just like thanks, I'll take whatever luck I can get

ChairmanMeow fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Nov 6, 2015

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Don't quote the multi paragraph post that's above your reply to say three things

Unless that's the joke. Then carry on.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Uncooperative bugs. :nono:

e: have y'all seen this thing? haha wow

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Don't quote the multi paragraph post that's above your reply to say three things

Unless that's the joke. Then carry on.

oh yeah and don't edit your post to quote someone who replied to the topic after you did and reply to them. they are not going to read it you muppet!!!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hammerite posted:

lol where do you live that people say this

is this like one of those american things like people asking what church do you go to

america got a whole strip of states called the bible belt, its horrible

Ivan Yurkinov
Jan 13, 2010
Two footed drivers. Your brake lights should not be lit up when you are accelerating from a stop or going up a hill. I just want to loving ram them and then use my dashcam footage to destroy them in court, laughing at their poor paralyzed faces in their wheelchairs.

e: speling

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
People who go 5 miles under the speed limit. I want to smash their faces in.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nothing, really. i get angry very infrequently.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Ivan Yurkinov posted:

Two footed drivers. Your brake lights should not be lit up when you are accelerating from a stop or going up a hill. I just want to loving ram them and then use my dashcam footage to destroy them in court, laughing at their poor paralyzed faces in their wheelchairs.

e: speling

people do this?


jesus :psyduck:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
lichens

Ivan Yurkinov
Jan 13, 2010

Monkey Fracas posted:

people do this?


jesus :psyduck:

I see that poo poo every week and it is invariably some old person who can barely see over the steering wheel.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

human being^^

Ivan Yurkinov
Jan 13, 2010
I wrote a song about it:

Two-Footed Driver

Shootin' off the line
With your foot on the brake
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
Looks like you're gonna stop
But you accelerate
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
Never know if you're gonna slow down
Just don't know if I can get around
...
The brake lights glowing
Going straight up a hill
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
Watching you crash
Would be quite a thrill
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
Oblivious to everything around
Are you speeding up or slowing down?
...
Wasting your brakes
You just bleed 'em
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
They'll give out
When you really need 'em
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
Weaving around but not slowing down
Just don't know if I can get around

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Serious Frolicking posted:

nothing, really. i get angry very infrequently.

Yes, I had to think about it, too, actually. I'm not even on sedatives...so weird!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Enfield posted:


human being^^

Decide if you're a fungi or algae or a bacteria or whatever, QUEER!



I hate it when people pass in the right lane on a 3-lane highyway and then merge back into the center lane without signaling

I mean yeah it's on me to watch for other people doing dumb poo poo blah blah blah but every time someone does this crap and then honks at me for trying to merge at the same time as them from the correct loving lane I get a little closer to just holding the wheel and plowing into them and killing us all

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Ivan Yurkinov posted:

I wrote a song about it:

Two-Footed Driver

Shootin' off the line
With your foot on the brake
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
Looks like you're gonna stop
But you accelerate
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
Never know if you're gonna slow down
Just don't know if I can get around
...
The brake lights glowing
Going straight up a hill
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
Watching you crash
Would be quite a thrill
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
Oblivious to everything around
Are you speeding up or slowing down?
...
Wasting your brakes
You just bleed 'em
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
They'll give out
When you really need 'em
Two-Footed Driver!
Two-Footed Driver!
Weaving around but not slowing down
Just don't know if I can get around

This is a good song.
e: I'm being serious. I've never seen people drive like this, but I like this song!

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