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Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013



The FA Cup, now sponsored by Emirates, is the world's oldest knockout competition. Last year, Arsenal won it for the second year running, beating Villa 4-0.

The First Round has started, with Salford City vs. Notts County happening right now! We all love lovely pitches and desperate punts up the pitch, so if you wanna get in on this poo poo it's on BBC1. If you're not British, use a stream or something.

The fixtures for the First Round:



Obviously, nobody really cares until the Third Round, when a team that will win it enters. Of course, there are always upsets in such a competition, and who knows what cup magic we will see this year.

Sorry for the bad OP.

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I care that FC United took a principled if pretentious stance about games being moved to monday, refused, and got told to absolutely get hosed by the FA, because it made me laugh.

Up the Dover and Maidstone I guess.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Go Salford I guess?

edit: also Eastleigh away at Crewe is a loving horror show of a trip

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
The documentary that preceded this game about the class of 92 buying Salford and getting them promoted was well worth a look.

Now I kind of have to hope they go on and win this.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Salford game is incredible lol

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

that goal :stare:

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Great turn on the three defenders lol

mang
Jul 21, 2015
Wonder if we can make it to 2 pages before the fourth round

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
(In Man City fan voice)

I remember playing all those teams in the OP, away, in the rain and snow and fog, and hurricanes and tsunamis, just a few short years ago.

mang
Jul 21, 2015
When is harchester United and felsea playing

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Whats the team thats managed by a bunch of people from online? Can't remember the name does it still exist?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

African AIDS cum posted:

Whats the team thats managed by a bunch of people from online? Can't remember the name does it still exist?

Ebbsfleet, wasn't it?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Tsaedje posted:

Ebbsfleet, wasn't it?

Thats right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MyFootballClub#Handover

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Why's your cup start so late?

It's almost Christmas

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Insurrectionist posted:

Why's your cup start so late?

It's almost Christmas

This cup has been going since like July? It has a billion pre-qualification rounds because it's literally every club in the country and there's a lot of clubs. This is just the official first round

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

Tsaedje posted:

This cup has been going since like July? It has a billion pre-qualification rounds because it's literally every club in the country and there's a lot of clubs. This is just the official first round

Why aren't the first rounds the first rounds?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Tsaedje posted:

This cup has been going since like July? It has a billion pre-qualification rounds because it's literally every club in the country and there's a lot of clubs. This is just the official first round

736 clubs entered this season.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Insurrectionist posted:

Why aren't the first rounds the first rounds?

The 6 preliminary rounds are where the mostly amateur non-league sides enter in stages, then the first round proper is when the bottom two totally professional leagues join the competition.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
gently caress port vale

Broletariat
Nov 14, 2014
Arsenal are winning this again.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
The Salford game was fixed.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

sassassin posted:

The Salford game was fixed.

Keeper wasn't at full stretch for their second :tinfoil:

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

sassassin posted:

The Salford game was fixed.

Well it needs to go well for Salford so the class of 92 can be fellated some more 9pm Thursdays BBC1

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
As usual when I watch King play, his movement is terrible. It's not even a matter of workrate this time since he's pressing well when Newcastle has the ball, he just looks like he has no idea where he should position himself and doesn't have the imagination to make a run.

At least he's been okay apart from that so far.

E: wait this isn't MDT!

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


I for one am excited to see my local team *checks map* Forest Green Rovers performing well this season and hope to see them succeed in their endeavours in the First Round Proper of the greatest cup competition in the world.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
I wish severe and abject misery upon the Wealdstone Raider

E: Reminder that

HJB fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Nov 7, 2015

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


more like AFC Shyte

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

HJB posted:

I wish severe and abject misery upon the Wealdstone Raider

E: Reminder that



i don't think he's very happy to begin with mate

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


sebzilla posted:

I for one am excited to see my local team *checks map* Forest Green Rovers performing well this season and hope to see them succeed in their endeavours in the First Round Proper of the greatest cup competition in the world.

Wimbledon 1-2 Forest Green Rovers

:smug:

Organic pitches and vegan matchday cuisine are the way forward.

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

Byolante posted:

gently caress port vale

i always want them to win in the first couple of rounds so there's the possibility of a cup match with them but they always gently caress it up ffs

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Looking good all ready for FA Cup

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I'm watching the Wealdstone v Colchester match replay and Wealdstone have some legitimately fat dudes on the pitch.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Shrapnig posted:

I'm watching the Wealdstone v Colchester match replay and Wealdstone have some legitimately fat dudes on the pitch.


I didn't know your mother played football for Wealdstone.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
Well the first half against Didcot was a bit poo poo but we got there anyway. Now for our traditional draw away to Bury, surely

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

The FCUM game is proving entertaining so far, with the fans audibly singing "gently caress off BT" and "You can shove your loving cameras up your arse"

Here's the draw for the next round:

Aldershot/Bradford City v Chesham United
Barnet v Brackley Town/Newport County
Peterborough v Luton
Portsmouth v Accrington Stanley
Stourbridge v Eastleigh
Northampton Town v Northwich/Boreham Wood
Exeter v Port Vale/Maidenhead United
Cambridge United v Doncaster Rovers
Grimsby v Shrewsbury
Yeovil Town v Stevenage
Rochdale v Bury
Welling United v Carlisle
Leyton Orient v Scunthorpe
Millwall v Wycombe
Colchester United v Altrincham
FC United/Chesterfield v Walsall
Sheffield United v Mansfield/Oldham
Salford City v Hartlepool
Dagenham & Redbridge/Morecambe v Whitehawk
Braintree/Oxford v Forest Green

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

RideTheSpiral posted:

I didn't know your mother played football for Wealdstone.

Sick burn that took you a day and a half to come up with.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Shrapnig posted:

Sick burn that took you a day and a half to come up with.


Can't rush an epic burn my friend

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

EvilHawk posted:

The FCUM game is proving entertaining so far, with the fans audibly singing "gently caress off BT" and "You can shove your loving cameras up your arse"

If they shove the TV money up there as well I don't see the issue, aside from a very sore arse

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

HJB posted:

If they shove the TV money up there as well I don't see the issue, aside from a very sore arse

FC United refused to change fixture dates, saying it wasn't worth the trouble

So the FA went and changed them :thumbsup:

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Weasling Weasel
Oct 20, 2010

EvilHawk posted:

Northampton Town v Northwich/Boreham Wood
Well, if the off-field problems don't get fixed, then one of those two have a good chance for a good money-spinner next round.

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