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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
That badge looks loving stupid!

The loving Eagles are total poo poo.

It's called a sweater, not a hockey jersey.

Buffalo wings? You pussy.

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Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
In ancient Japan, a wooden skewer known as chuugi was used for cleaning after defecation.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
the Eagles goddamn own op u wanna step outside?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I like your pussy. Whoa, hey, hey buddy, I said I LIKE your pussy!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jackyl posted:

the Eagles goddamn own op u wanna step outside?

Look you motherfucker wearing a loving Patriots jersey, it's called a uniform!

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax
Your girlfriend is a fat slob but she still looks like she'd gently caress me better than your whore mother did

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

The loving Eagles are total poo poo.
this is how you die in Philly

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


Your cowboy boots make you look like a cosplaying human being.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
have you been in a bar fight before op

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Oi oval office what the gently caress you call me oval office

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
id be the guy who sneaks behind the bar when everyone's fightin and stick my mouth on the tap

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Enfield posted:

have you been in a bar fight before op

Have you been in a staff meeting before thread poster?




Look at the pussy drinking his "craft beer"

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I yell from across the bar, "Hey buddy, your sister is hot!" to you and your mutant girlfriend.

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
you nerds dont know how to pick a proper fight

http://venturebeat.com/2015/11/06/rumblr-is-like-a-dating-app-but-for-fistfights/

E: hit me up im niggerstomper58

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You loving nerd!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

VendaGoat posted:

Have you been in a staff meeting before thread poster?




Look at the pussy drinking his "craft beer"

you mean have i had a job before? actually yeah one of which was to break up bar fights retard

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Enfield posted:

you mean have i had a job before? actually yeah one of which was to break up bar fights retard

That's a no you minimum wage human being.

You're not fit to shine my loving shoes.


Just loving end yourself and do us all a loving favor you rat gently caress.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

sluggo is mad posted:

you nerds dont know how to pick a proper fight

http://venturebeat.com/2015/11/06/rumblr-is-like-a-dating-app-but-for-fistfights/

E: hit me up im niggerstomper58

quote:

You can even filter to show only girl fights

jfc

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

VendaGoat posted:

Look you motherfucker wearing a loving Patriots jersey, it's called a uniform!

oh gently caress

u call me a pats fan

I will curb stomp your rear end while singing Rocky Mountain high at the top of my lungs

u motherfucker

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

VendaGoat posted:

That's a no you minimum wage human being.

You're not fit to shine my loving shoes.


Just loving end yourself and do us all a loving favor you rat gently caress.

ok whatever

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jackyl posted:

oh gently caress

u call me a pats fan

I will curb stomp your rear end while singing Rocky Mountain high at the top of my lungs

u motherfucker

loving John Denver singing human being!

I bet you drink "lite" beer as well.

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax
around here they call it diet beer :3:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

VendaGoat posted:

loving John Denver singing human being!

I bet you drink "lite" beer as well.

yeah I'll "lite" you up

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jackyl posted:

yeah I'll "lite" you up

Try it puss boy

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
why I laugh every time there's a news story about a club catching on fire

boner penis
Oct 1, 2012

To Be is to get HYPHY
To Know is to go DUMB
*sets beer on edge of pool table*
*pool cue of slightly tipsy player knocks beer over*
WHOA WHAT THE gently caress BUD WE GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM HERE ER WHAT, HUH??

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

VendaGoat posted:

Try it puss boy

yeah u sure talk a lot but are scared to actually go, maybe we should graduate to half rear end shoving each other like fags until someone decides it's time to go?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Hey, you want to get into a bar fight with me????!!!!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jackyl posted:

yeah u sure talk a lot but are scared to actually go, maybe we should graduate to half rear end shoving each other like fags until someone decides it's time to go?

You want to kiss me? You want to make out in the bathroom like the fag you are?

I'll be waiting for you.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

VendaGoat posted:

You want to kiss me? You want to make out in the bathroom like the fag you are?

I'll be waiting for you.

dude are you a senator

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*slaps drink out of random dudes hand and laughs*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jackyl posted:

dude are you a senator

:laffo:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

jackyl posted:

dude are you a senator

:master:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

jackyl posted:

dude are you a senator

:gary:

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax

jackyl posted:

dude are you a senator

loll

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Do you guys mind if I sit here?

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

sluggo is mad posted:

you nerds dont know how to pick a proper fight

http://venturebeat.com/2015/11/06/rumblr-is-like-a-dating-app-but-for-fistfights/

E: hit me up im niggerstomper58

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