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hey buddy u wanna go u wanna go buddy do you do you wanna go i want u buddy to meet my two friend sjohnson and johnson yeah buddy we'll go j and j and me and they squirt, I'm warning you they will squirt all over u and it's cool I'll rub it in but will you like it, will you like it when my johnson friends squirt will you buddy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA3WxjplKzo
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alternatively, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqNT-I6B1M4
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Nov 7, 2015 15:43
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"yah think yah bettah than ME?!" - a working-class slob
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:"yah think yah bettah than ME?!" - a working-class slob lol hey what are you doing at the bar
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Nov 7, 2015 15:57
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I liked Star Wars Episode I: the Phantom Menace
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Nov 7, 2015 16:03
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Wears the Jersey of the home-town's traditional rival into a bar during a game. (50% chance of fight) Wears the Jersey of the home-town's traditional rival into a bar during a game they are losing. (99% chance of a fight)
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Nov 7, 2015 16:09
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Oi mate did you spill my pint?
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Network Pesci posted:Oi mate did you spill my pint? Actually, that was only a 12-ounce pour.
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Nov 7, 2015 17:03
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Walk around with your dick hanging out constantly dribbling piss on your legs. Make your glands become engorged and sweat foul smelling musk. Bellow loudly. Lock eyes with a rival male as you begin circling. Lower your head and kick the dirt. Try to knock him over using nothing but the top of your skull. Acquire his harem. Bellow some more.
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Nov 7, 2015 17:19
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*As he is making a shot at pool a biker walks behind him and gets hit comically in the nuts*
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Nov 7, 2015 17:24
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Shove a hot girl
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Nov 7, 2015 17:49
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*spins arms like Zangief through crowded bar*
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*Gets really drunk after downing a dozen beers* *Sees some buff biker guy I think I can take on in my drunken stupor* *Vomits all over him and mumbles something about his dick size* Alternatively, try some combination of the below until you go to sleep with a black eye *Swats beer out of some guys hand and does repeated crotch chops* *Puts my nose right up to conversing people's ears and snorts loudly* *Exposes dick and helicopters it while spraying piss on everybody* *Yells "I PLANTED A BOMB IN HERE!" as loud as you can with as many people present as possible* *Sucker punches people at complete random*
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Nov 7, 2015 18:09
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"Hello friend, are you enjoying your evening?" Works every time.
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Nov 7, 2015 18:13
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gently caress my bum!!!! gently caress my bum!!!!!
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Nov 7, 2015 18:31
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Offer your stool to a pretty lady then when she goes to sit yank it out from under her
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Nov 7, 2015 18:47
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ingest bath salts start eating someones face
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CharlestonJew posted:Offer your stool to a pretty lady then when she goes to sit yank it out from under her Alternatively turn a stool upside down and offer it to a dude and tell him you did that cause you know how much he loves penetrating his anus If this doesn't work immediately offer to join him on the stool, mention that if you sit facing each other you can also have a sword fight with your dilz
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Nov 7, 2015 19:05
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rear end in a top hat
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Nov 7, 2015 19:05
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wait until a dude isn't paying attention and then tie his shoelaces together so that the next time he goes to gets up he falls over
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Nov 7, 2015 19:11
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Start blaring guiles theme on your phone til someone recogonizes it. Proceed to tiger uppercut their face
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Nothin special about Nikolay Tesla, the e Lion King is for fags, Finnish people are terrible shots to a man. Come at me Reddit, after I knock you out I'm going to put my cigarette out on your rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 7, 2015 19:21
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Release Zyklon B inside the bar.
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Nov 7, 2015 19:32
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We don't allow your "kind" in here, partner!
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Nov 7, 2015 19:37
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texaholic posted:We don't allow your "kind" in here, partner! well we dont allow your 'mean' in here!! please leave or i will be forced to call the police!!
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Nov 7, 2015 19:42
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Been there, done that.
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Nov 7, 2015 19:55
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Nice loving scarf.
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Nov 7, 2015 19:57
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CharlestonJew posted:Offer your stool to a pretty lady then when she goes to sit yank it out from under her I interpreted "stool" as your poop I think it still works though but you don't yank it out from under her you just let her sit on it. So my contribution to the thread is: Make a girl sit down in your poop.
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(touches stranger's crotch)
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