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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

It's a lovely wet day down here on the South Coast, so perfect time for some football!

The table still looks a bit dodgy:



The fixtures are almost all poo poo:



Standout fixture is, obviously, Liverpool v Crystal Palace. There's also a poo poo London derby that no-one cares about.

Bournemouth are currently hosting Newcastle, whose fans left at 2am this morning to make the journey.

Bournemouth XI: Federici, Smith, Francis, Distin, Daniels, Ritchie, Gosling, Surman, Arter, Stanislas, King

Newcastle XI: Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba. Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Tiote, Wijnaldum, Mitrovic, Perez

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funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
two bad teams?

two bad teams.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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I hope Newcastle brutally draw with Bournemouth

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Cheering for the Bournemouth Bournemouths

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i want newcaslte to lose, and they will

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Bournemouth are fun to watch and i am sad all their good players died.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
It's fun to watch players slide all over the pitch, at least.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
Come onlads lets ave some goals, passes and tackles!

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
oh awesome lowtax has made another zany change to the stupid newbie avatar

Antares
Jan 13, 2006

loving the 12' timewasting out of newcastle

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Same old Bournemouth always diving

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
why the hell did he not keep going?

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit
Decent match so far, too bad Bournemouth's final ball is poo poo.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Poor Bournemouth.

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

I love Perez

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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Bournemouth should have bought some keepers that aren't bad imo

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
nice goal

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
'That's the difference between the championship and the premier league'


Yes the premier league has great teams like Newcastle

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Blue Star Error posted:

Bournemouth should have bought some keepers that aren't bad imo

Hindsight is 20 20

Digital Jesus
Sep 11, 2001

Bournemouth are slightly less poo poo than I expected.

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

Digital Jesus posted:

Bournemouth are slightly less poo poo than I expected.

It's regular Bournemouth except their striker decided to kinda show up today, a first since Wilson's injury.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Newcastle keeper is doing very well

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Lol Bournemouth must be cursed or something

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


this is a fun game with bad teams

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

I hope the bournemouths do a goal or two

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Has Boruc come down with Legia DNA again? He's past it, they should put him out to pasture, and by pasture I mean back to Legia.

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Insurrectionist posted:

Cheering for the Bournemouth Bournemouths

same, gently caress newcastle

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

mackintosh posted:

Has Boruc come down with Legia DNA again? He's past it, they should put him out to pasture, and by pasture I mean back to Legia.

he did a decent job for us, i like him but he's ben reeeeeal bad lately, good on him for milking the prem bux though

e: gently caress what a lush save

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Born mouth are amusingly bad.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Bournemouth look incredible

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

rex rabidorum vires posted:

Born mouth are amusingly bad.

actually, they are good and fun to watch you philistine

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

rex rabidorum vires posted:

Born mouth are amusingly bad.


Are you 4 real?

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

RideTheSpiral posted:

Are you 4 real?

it's a shitcunt post for sure

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

How are Bournemouth not level

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Any idea why there is no game on tv at 3pm

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Bournemouth might not win this one

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
This is a little bit hilarious

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
I have never seen such dominance

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Newcastle are getting murdered, how are they winning.

Have they been this bad all season?

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rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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RideTheSpiral posted:

Are you 4 real?

Can't hit the target to save their life. Plenty of endeavor but none of the quality/finishing. I would very much like to see them beat Newcastle but you can't waste that many good opportunities.

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