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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Lately I've been looking at a lot of micro bikini porn and I think my brain might be broken, because that's not even a cool or hip thing that the youths are into, like hentai. As I type this im also realizing it boils down to "skimpy clothing" which I guess isn't very much of a fetish.

Either way I love ginger girls so there's that.

Please go ahead and out yourself. Let the world know what kind of a creep you are.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Windows 98 posted:

because that's not even a cool or hip thing that the youths are into
you're a millennial yourself you loving hipster

anyways, real talk, i'm big into bdsm because it's cool and stuff

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
I knew a guy with a fart fetish and it creeped me the gently caress out even though he never talked about it so I stopped talking to him

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Ruined orgasms involving spread eagle fart fetishists

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I always wish I had a really useful fetishes. Like a fetishes for doing dishes or a fetishes for keeping track of finances. Or taxes.

But instead I just like big boobs and am a useless human being.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Stoic Commie posted:

I knew a guy with a fart fetish and it creeped me the gently caress out even though he never talked about it so I stopped talking to him
yeah i really don't understand how anyone can have that fetish.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

big butts

sorry if that's too boring for this thread

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


honeypot threads

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I get off when I orgasm.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

A guy at work has a rubber fetish that he isn't hiding particularly well


It's ok though, as far as fetishes go inflation is pretty harmless and extremely hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m87WvCALMQ

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
exactly like ser meryn trant except i have vanilla sex with women my age

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
I like the big girls.

But I work out regularly and eat a balanced diet.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I like when there is me and my partner and then like a close female friend who acts as sort of a coordinator/director and then there are also two s&m slave girls who have to compete at sexy things and the loser doesn't get to come. One of the s&m slave girls is someone I like and the other one is someone I dislike.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Maoist Pussy posted:

I like when there is me and my partner and then like a close female friend who acts as sort of a coordinator/director and then there are also two s&m slave girls who have to compete at sexy things and the loser doesn't get to come. One of the s&m slave girls is someone I like and the other one is someone I dislike.
this sounds like bad fanfiction imo

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

symbolic posted:

this sounds like bad fanfiction imo

Luckily bad fanfiction is extremely my fetish

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Gabriel Pope posted:

Luckily bad fanfiction is extremely my fetish
well the optimus prime pregnancy thread is right up your alley, bud

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

error1 posted:

A guy at work has a rubber fetish that he isn't hiding particularly well


It's ok though, as far as fetishes go inflation is pretty harmless and extremely hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m87WvCALMQ

How do you accidentally let something like that slip unless you work anywhere that involves latex suits where he could go "bro, your rear end looks so hot in that latex poo poo right now"

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
I knew a guy who had a heart fetish. He would like depictions of people's hearts beating out of their skin like some kind of hosed up cartoon. He killed himself after like he turned 28. hosed up.

I know of a sneezing fetish too. Apparently you sneeze so much you start to orgasm from it. Because that's how anatomy works, I guess. :shrug:

Here I am just liking busty nerd girls like some sort of 14 year old loser.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


women that are on my dick are pretty hot

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


usually

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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bobthedinosaur posted:

women that are on my dick are pretty hot

Do not talk about the dead like that. It's rude.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
sex with women is miy fetish, o;p

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Oberleutnant posted:

sex with women is miy fetish, o;p

:staredog: uh, mods?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

symbolic posted:

yeah i really don't understand how anyone can have that fetish.

welcome to your first real understanding of "fetish" !!

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Windows 98 posted:

Do not talk about the dead like that. It's rude.

those ones are only hot if you microwave them first

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Cummies

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

i like Japanese women that pretend to be the mom of the person they are loving

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The moment that you realize you are 'almost' out of something.
You're eating a snack and you reach into the bag and realize there might be one more handful left.
You take a dump and leave MAYBE enough TP for the next time.
There are 2 dryer sheets left in the box.

Just the dawning realization that you're going to need something later. It's that exact emotion that I need to witness another person experience without them realizing I'm watching them.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
you know when you go to grab a cup or a bottle or something and you expect it to be full of liquid so you put a tiny bit of extra muscle effort in but it's actually empty and it kinda flies up in there air?

thats my fetish

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I'm into literal shitposting

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Pissing right in your face

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

LethalGeek posted:

Pissing right in your face

Call me

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013
That moment when you open the refrigerator door, dont really see anything you want and almost close the door but then reopen it as if there were new items in the fridge.

Also watching people at the supermarket compare lean cuisines and ultimately choose the one that requires less effort to make. It has to be the one that requires less effort or else I can't get off.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i have this hosed up thign where i get off on girls having sex with each other

but like, it doesn't even make any loving sense. a girl can't even get another girl pregnant!!! it's impossible, i checked

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


my fetish is when the op gets fully delitized and loves it. wrapped up tight with bologne, fully mummified and enjoying every moment of it, unable to speak with his salami tongue, foreverially and totally delitized

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
Vaginal intercourse turns my crank.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Girls, OP.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Masturbating, mostly

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

i like to eat the booty like groceries

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Justin Tyme posted:

my fetish is when the op gets fully delitized and loves it. wrapped up tight with bologne, fully mummified and enjoying every moment of it, unable to speak with his salami tongue, foreverially and totally delitized

I love you

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