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I mean I bought a couple of four packs and the beer is good and all but I can't see a point to it. Tell me gbs, why should I be drinkin' alone? Quick before the one I opened gets warm. this is the beer I suppose you could tell me why you're drinking alone too you fuckin' narcissists.
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sluggo is mad posted:I mean I bought a couple of four packs and the beer is good and all but I can't see a point to it. Tell me gbs, why should I be drinkin' alone? Quick before the one I opened gets warm. come hang with me in irc fellow Renegade
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 07:36 |
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where you at? hangin' in irc on a sat. night always makes me wanna drink
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 07:47 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:come hang with me in irc fellow Renegade http://irc.lc/synirc/gbs/irctc@@@
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 07:59 |
is this the part where I applaud your choice of beverage? nah, you can suck my balls dude
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:04 |
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^^rude
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:06 |
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I drink, therefore I am
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:06 |
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Bruce Kison posted:I drink, therefore I am philosophy 101 pay attention nerds you are in SCHOOL now
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:22 |
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Wait... your're chilling in a goon IRC on a saturday night, and you don't think that's a good enough excuse to drink yourself to death?
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:24 |
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maybe drink the beer before you kill yourself like the other OP said, OP. or just go to bed thats what im gonna do but ive been drinking alone all day so gently caress you
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:27 |
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The light I gotta go left at has no cameras, but i have no balls to defy the MANN!
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:29 |
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Since that's an IPA I think killing yourself is the way to go here OP
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:29 |
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Wicker Man posted:The light I gotta go left at has no cameras, but i have no balls to defy the MANN! you live in an urban area? i run the poo poo out of lights in the lou
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:33 |
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i'm running off of 3 hours of sleep, I've been up for 19 hours and been drinking shots at both my jobs all day. you got no excuse, op.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:37 |
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I like to drink
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:39 |
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Deathface posted:i'm running off of 3 hours of sleep, I've been up for 19 hours and been drinking shots at both my jobs all day. you got no excuse, op. see? my own personal tony robbins, now im on beer 2
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:40 |
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Ive had seven cheàp korean beers and imbgoing to have dinner with my mum in twenty minutes
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:42 |
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tbf if i had to deal with family i'd be drunk toodad gay. so what posted:maybe drink the beer before you kill yourself like the other OP said, OP. or just go to bed thats what im gonna do but ive been drinking alone all day so gently caress you wb fucko
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:51 |
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Isaac posted:I like to drink
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 09:09 |
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Because otherwise you spend another night able to process all of the poo poo sluicing through every gaping artery of the internet into your unflinching eyeholes. If you drink, you get to halfway listen to a comedy set on youtube, while posting nonsense in loving GBS, of all places, and marveling at how well you can type, while two beers and a pint of vodka deep into a blissfully numbing stupor.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 09:18 |
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^^you're a poet
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 09:19 |
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Pale ale is not a meal.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 09:38 |
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drinking alone sucks and is stupid
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 09:58 |
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1gnoirents posted:drinking alone sucks and is stupid i have the chance to drink alone a few times a year now and i cherish it
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 10:09 |
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https://youtu.be/lpzqQst-Sg8
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 10:14 |
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Isaac posted:i have the chance to drink alone a few times a year now and i cherish it
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 10:19 |
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23 hours now, finishing my last beer. gotta be up in 7 hours to move into my new baller house and stop being a drunk hobo. where there is a will there is a way.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 11:10 |
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Here op. This is for you.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 11:49 |
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this article should help http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/03_03/03-03_zen_drinking_alone.htm "After about five drinks the monkey will start rattling the cage. Let him out. Examine his fine smile. This is the giddy you that is so charming with the ladies at the bar. Note the wily gleam in his eyes. This is the happy-go-lucky sport that comes up with wholly improbable, yet wildly optimistic schemes while loaded. Sense his light heart. This is the jovial soul that will laugh at the worst bar joke ever told. Doesn’t seem like such a bad guy at all, does he? Introduce yourself. Buy him a drink. Let him buy you a drink. Anyone who buys you a drink can’t be all bad, right? It is now that you will recognize the monkey for who he truly is: he is you without social constraints. A slave unchained. He is you without the worry of what other people think. He is what you want to be, not what your parents, friends, lover, boss and God want you to be. After a couple more rounds, a rich warmness will settle upon you as the alcohol rallies your collective self esteem. At this point you’ll start to think, Hell, this guy is a loving prince."
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Just drink the beer OP This is my kind of woman Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Nov 8, 2015 |
# ? Nov 8, 2015 14:19 |
sluggo is mad posted:I mean I bought a couple of four packs and the beer is good and all but I can't see a point to it. Tell me gbs, why should I be drinkin' alone? Quick before the one I opened gets warm. Lol that is one faggy label "revolutinary" dumb hipster brewery name german word for good measure bavarian style indian pale ale lmao bavarians dont even know what the gently caress indian pale ale is ahahaha
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 14:34 |
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TED BUNNDY posted:this article should help http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/03_03/03-03_zen_drinking_alone.htm wish i'd read this last night, but i already drank the beer passed out and woke up
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 15:20 |
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TED BUNNDY posted:this article should help http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/03_03/03-03_zen_drinking_alone.htm Yeah but instead drunkenly listening to lovely podcasts and being bored and wondering where all the friends you used to party with on a Saturday night hosed off too and you're 29.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 15:25 |
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how about you try getting some friends and drinking with them fuckboi
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 01:22 |
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i drink, not because I should, but because i can. sagedit can of beer heh
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 02:33 |
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Looks like all of the weak willed sissies are posting since the goon purge
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 02:36 |
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Do drugs with hookers, that should help OP.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 02:39 |
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Just think about my life
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 02:42 |
i used to drink because that's just what i did; i'd come home and drink. and drink and drink and drink. now i actually listen to the voice in my head if i start thinking i should drink and the voice goes "nah, don't do that. don't do that." why? "because it's going to make you all foggy and cranky... and you'll convince yourself that if you just drink more you'll stop being foggy and cranky... and you'll start sucking at videogames and get pissed at them... then before you know it you're on beer six youtubing videos of the rainbow road because you haven't had a good cry in a while and then you'll spend all day tomorrow with a lovely hangover and runny, smelly shits and it's... it's not worth it, man." oh. "yeah" okay. "trust me, this is good."
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:07 |
what i'm saying is if there's even a tiny niggle in the back of your mind telling you not to drink, listen to it for once and see how your evening goes
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