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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I liked seasons 1 and 2 but was never very enthusiastic about it. It was thrilling but I would never compare "Breaking Bad" to series such as "The Wire" or "The Sopranos". Then again I am raising the bar too high. Let me be more realistic: This series is not as as good as series such as "The Good Wife", for example. It is certainly more exciting than "The Good Wife" but it is not so well structured because it runs in circles, instead of moving forward. The original plot, as good as it was, proved to be limited. They don't really have much to go on after two seasons so they started to do variations of the same plot. Variations that contradict and weaken the original story.

Indeed I think that"Breaking Bad", after watching its third season, is a minor TV series.

The hand-held camera was just bearable in the first two seasons but it gets far worse in season 3. The wobbling is now constant and many times is abrupt, jerky. The close ups are especially irritating because you can't really look at the actors as the camera doesn't stop shaking. Of course, it is done on purpose because no cameraman working in a prime time TV series could be that bad.

It is done on purpose because of the short span of attention of whoever is the idiot behind the idea of shooting all episodes as if the series is actually happening in a ship on high seas.

Unfortunately, the story itself is also not solid. Season 3 has two new and ridiculous characters: Two assassins, carrying an axe around town, who could very well be in 'Saw XXII, the real last chapter' or any of those horror movies made for tedious teenagers.

Then, there is the absolutely not credible Jesse Pinkman who, despite being a loose canon, is still alive and well. Too well, actually. Faced with the possibility of making 1.5 million dollars in three months he decides that it would be better to open a divergent, dangerous and completely unnecessary "business" of selling drugs on his own to make a fraction of the money he could make in a far safer way. It insults the intelligence of the public.

The directors of the series already ran out of ideas and are creating very artificial situations just to keep the series going on, no matter its growing lack of logic and credibility. I just couldn't believe when, in one sequence, the big boss meets personally with two street drug dealers. He, who was always so careful to keep his facade of a conservative and responsible businessman, was exposing himself in a way that didn't match with him at all.

Even more senseless is to see mister White, who became a criminal in order to provide for his family, risking everything he achieved to save Jesse Pinkman. The core of this series is that Mr. White's family comes first, no matter what. Mr. White would do anything, even become a drug dealer as he did , to provide for his family. Then he risks loosing his own life and the millions he was going to make for his family in order to save Jesse Pinkman! Let's not forget that Mr. White killed people before and let an innocent young woman die in order to protect his "business".

The only logical explanation for the many times he saves Jess, especially the two last ones, is that his family doesn't come first. Season 4 comes first...

The creators of the series want hard Jesse Pinkman in the story because he is the one with whom young people, the main public of this series, could somehow identify with. Jesse Pinkman can do all kind of stupid things and get away with them because, as long as there is a new season coming, he is immortal.

Season 3 has now several flash backs to explain things that happened during seasons 1 and 2. One flash back, for example, explains how Jesse Pinkman got a RMV. The first problem with that flashback is that it shows Jesse and his friends partying the whole night. One of the friends who was in the party, if you check season 1's episodes, was actually in jail by that time...

It is most revealing about the weakness of season 3 that a whole episode is about the chasing of a fly. Yes, they wanted to show Mr. White's state of mind but a whole episode? Besides, Mr White, whilst chasing the fly in a laboratory, falls from a height of about 5 meters, hits a big machine and from there lands on a hard floor.

There is no way he wouldn't have, at least, broken a few bones but he was perfectly fine a few hours after the accident, the only memory of it being a band-aid on his head... And one of the most advertised qualities of this series is its credibility... I actually read that many people think this series is the best TV series ever. It is disheartening.

Season 3 ends with a big cliff hanger. I am pretty sure that it will be another cry wolf, like the so misleading cliff hanger from the last episode of season 2.

I can actually guess most of what is going to happen before it happens. Season 3 should have been the end of this series but, having in mind season 4, they over stretched the story. Many illogical things that happened in series 3 happened just to justify a fourth season.

I dread to think in being subjected to another season of mediocre wobbling camera-work, reason why I will not watch season 4. Besides, season 4 will have all kind of unconvincing situations just for the sake of a fifth season.

TL:DR - The show really puts the BAD in breaking bad.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Please write a review of Baking Bread next. It's a show that exists only in my own mind and all I've thought of so far is the title.

I really value and appreciate your opinions and contributions to this forum.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
man, look at all that poo poo no one is going to read.

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

Rape Stink posted:

man, look at all that poo poo no one is going to read.

came here to post this

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Not anime = didn't watch.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


FIRST TIME posted:

Please write a review of Baking Bread next. It's a show that exists only in my own mind and all I've thought of so far is the title.

I really value and appreciate your opinions and contributions to this forum.

Baking Bread is a great show that really rose to my expectations.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I've only seen the first season so far, intend to watch all of it at some point. Got a lot of TV shows I need to finish; working on Night Gallery right now, it's pretty good.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im breakingg eggs

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

FIRST TIME posted:

Please write a review of Baking Bread next. It's a show that exists only in my own mind and all I've thought of so far is the title.

I really value and appreciate your opinions and contributions to this forum.

This is the Christian channel version of breaking bad. A chemistry teacher is diagnosed with cancer but also visited by an archangel who tells him to feed the poor in his final days

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
a lot of you are gonna get cancer and a lot of you are gonna die horribly, statistically speaking

Banditoh
Aug 13, 2005
No one wants to read your buttery fat opinion.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Sometimes inwonder what the most unwamyed free thing is. Free music is bad. Free poetry might be worse. Free ebooks maybe the worst.

Free opinions??

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Click here for a free ebook where i detail dreams i had in high school

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Sign up to my enewsletter for pdfs of my opinions ♤free of charge♤

Ether Drunk
Jan 31, 2007

Breaking news I'm breaking wind

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A handful of pissed off bald dudes and a frigid woman. That show was poo poo, total cockfest.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Moon Atari posted:

Not anime = didn't watch.

there is a breaking bad anime it is called Sensai Kuchihige Illegal Chemist

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I actually read that many people think this series is the best TV series ever. It is.

Hey, I fixed your post for you. No need to thank me!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Kuato posted:

I've only seen the first season so far, intend to watch all of it at some point. Got a lot of TV shows I need to finish; working on Night Gallery right now, it's pretty good.

good choice, NG was good.

there's so many good tv shows out right that it's kind of overwhelming. I'm behind on probably hundreds of hours of good shows just this year alone. finally finished Aquarius and Rick and Morty; but working on Mr Robot right now. still have wayward pines, past 2 seasons of arrow, past 2 seasons of sleepy hollow, better call saul (all of it), hannibal s3, daredevil, new season of Fargo, and a bunch of other stuff that looks interesting.

Xaris fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Nov 8, 2015

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

It was thrilling but I would never compare "Breaking Bad" to series such as "The Wire" or "The Sopranos".

Why would anyone ever compare it to a slightly above average cop show or a middle of the road mafia drama?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I actually read that and i agree to a point but aren't all tv shows unrealistic and aren't most of the plots designed to be ridiculous and keep the story going rather than resolving the issues at hand (because it would end the series)?

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
I mean it's no Dexter am I right guys?

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
:agreed:

i watrched most of s1 and s2 in an amc marathon leading up to s3. i didnt watch s3, mostly bc i traded my tv for a nordictrack, but also bc the show wasnt that great

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I liked posts 1 and 2 but was never very enthusiastic about it. It was thrilling but I would never compare this thread to classics such as keyboard goop or mermaid Shelly. Then again I am raising the bar too high. Let me be more realistic: This thread is not as as good as threads such as THE GREAT BIRD GAMBIT, for example. It is certainly more exciting than THE GREAT BIRD GAMBIT but it is not so well structured because it runs in circles, instead of moving forward. The original post, as good as it was, proved to be limited. Posters don't really have much to go on after two posts so they started to do variations of the same post. Variations that contradict and weaken the original post.

Indeed I think thatthis thread, after readings its third post, is a minor GBS thread.

The jokes were just bearable in the first two posts but it gets far worse in the third post. The memes are now constant and many times are abrupt, jerky. The quotes are especially irritating because you can't really look at the posters as the words don't make sense. Of course, it is done on purpose because no poster on Something Awful could be that bad.

It is done on purpose because of the short span of attention of whoever is the idiot behind the idea of FYAD memes invading GBS as if the forums are actually happening on 4chan.

Unfortunately, the memes themselves are also not solid. This thread has two 'new' and ridiculous memes: Two posters, carrying a joke around threads, who could very well be in The Gas Chamber or any of those lolcuck threads for tedious teenagers.

Then, there is the absolutely not credible SLICK GOKU BABY who, despite being a loose canon, is still alive and well. Too well, actually. Faced with the possibility of not shitposting for three months he decides that it would be better to open a divergent, dangerous and completely unnecessary thread of breaking bad to make a fraction of the jokes he could make in another, safer thread. It insults the intelligence of the public.

The posters of the thread already ran out of ideas and are creating very artificial situations just to keep the thread going on, no matter its growing lack of logic and credibility. I just couldn't believe when, in one post, Ether Drunk makes a fart joke. He, who was always so careful to keep his facade of a conservative and responsible poster, was exposing himself in a way that didn't match with him at all.

Even more senseless is to see Isaac, who became a shitposter in order to provide for FYAD, risking everything he achieved to save this thread. The core of this thread is that FYAD comes first, no matter what. Isaac would do anything, even become a shitposter as he did , to provide for FYAD. Then he risks loosing his own account and the millions of shitposts he was going to make for FYAD in order to save this thread! Let's not forget that Isaac killed people before and let an innocent young woman die in order to protect his posts.

The only logical explanation for the many times he saves this thread especially the two last ones, is that FYAD doesn't come first. SLICK BABY GOKU comes first...

The creator of the thread want hard Isaac in the thread because he is the one with whom young people, the main posters of GBS, could somehow identify with. Isaac can do all kind of stupid things and get away with them because, as long as there is a new thread coming, he is immortal.

This thread has now several call backs to explain things that happened during previous threads. One callback, for example, explains how fat the OP is. The first problem with that callkback is that it doesn't show the OP shoveling food down his mouth-hole. The OP of this thread, if you check their post history, is actually eating food right now...

It is most revealing about the weakness of this thread that a whole post is about anime. Yes, they wanted to show their state of mind but a whole post? Besides, that poster, whilst talking about anime, gets quoted for another anime reference.

There is no way they wouldn't have, at least, been probated but they were perfectly fine a few hours after the posts, the only memory of it being this post... And one of the most advertised qualities of this thread is its review of a show that isn't anime... I actually read that many people think this thread is the best thread ever. It is disheartening.

This thread ends with a big cliff hanger. I am pretty sure that it will be another cry wolf, like the so misleading cliff hanger from the last thread.

I can actually guess most of what is going to happen before it happens. This thread should have been the end of this shitposts but, having in mind the next thread, they over stretched the jokes. Many illogical things that happened in this thread happened just to justify a new one.

I dread to think in being subjected to another thread of mediocre shitposting, reason why I will not read the next thread. Besides, the next thread will have all kind of unconvincing posts just for the sake of yet another thread.

TL:DR - The show really puts the BAD in FBAD.

Emmideer fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Nov 8, 2015

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I think it's a good tv show

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


I liek cats

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

my mom keeps calling breaking brad so it sounds like she watches gay pornos and that is amusing to me

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
I couldn't get through season 2. just mediocre television about people I hated.

What I needed was way more "meth" to "get me hooked" right off the bat, if you know what I mean.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Even more senseless is to see mister White, who became a criminal in order to provide for his family, risking everything he achieved to save Jesse Pinkman. The core of this series is that Mr. White's family comes first, no matter what. Mr. White would do anything, even become a drug dealer as he did , to provide for his family. Then he risks loosing his own life and the millions he was going to make for his family in order to save Jesse Pinkman! Let's not forget that Mr. White killed people before and let an innocent young woman die in order to protect his "business".

The only logical explanation for the many times he saves Jess, especially the two last ones, is that his family doesn't come first. Season 4 comes first...

Don't agree with this bit at all. The show made it pretty clear that family coming first was a crock of poo poo Walt told himself because he loved his new life. Jesse was central to that life because Walt absolutely needed someone to push around to satisfy his ego. Even whastherface that he let die wasn't to protect his operation, it was so she couldn't take away his surrogate abused-son.

The fly episode was p terrible though

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I stopped watching after the S3 finale for pretty much the reasons in the OP.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
He should have just taken the job at his friend's company

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Season 4 and 5 are exciting and good, I recommend them OP.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
it was okay sometimes good few times very good.

they could have easily cut the show down to 3 seasons, especially if they got rid of half the characters and gave jesse pinkman a real story arch.

good idea ruined by amc. the show legitimately looked like something from the 90s sometimes

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
The cool science poo poo ended after the "breaking into the base for supplies" bit. I wanted more cool science, but got hooked by all the drama.

It's like this show uses cool science to hook you, then drops that within the first season.

Still good.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Blue Train posted:

I liek cats

same :hfive:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

momerath posted:

it was okay sometimes good few times very good.

they could have easily cut the show down to 3 seasons, especially if they got rid of half the characters and gave jesse pinkman a real story arch.

good idea ruined by amc. the show legitimately looked like something from the 90s sometimes

I wanna say it was originally supposed to have one less season but amc wanted that paper

also, other guy: fly episode was good

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Zzulu posted:

a lot of you are gonna get cancer and a lot of you are gonna die horribly, statistically speaking

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
source your quotes OP

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