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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

No alcohol in any form until NYE. Starts tomorrow, Monday, the 9th.

Exceptions are:

*Thanksgiving
*X-mas eve
*X-mas day

Everyone also gets one free pass to an unplanned drunk night out. Emergencies only.

1. Me
2. Fart Sandwiches
3. Two-finger
4. Murderbot
5. HDI
6. N4M
7. RichieHimself
8. Psydude

:shittydog:

Iron Men

1. EBB
2. SquirellyPSU
3. N4B

:shittypop:

Anything more than above then


1. HDI

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Nov 14, 2015

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





It's monday here already so I've got a 9 hour headstart. Also we don't do thanksgiving here because we're godless heathens.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I dunno man. Can I start after this work trip? It ends at the latest nov 21 maybe earlier

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Fart Sandwiches posted:

I dunno man. Can I start after this work trip? It ends at the latest nov 21 maybe earlier

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm in for Iron Man. No drinking at all, ban me if I do, I'll be honest. :toxx:

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
I was drunk when this thread was posted so I feel immediately disqualified. And that's okay because I didn't plan to stop drinking.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

:thumbsup:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
im not going to participate because the concept is dumb

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

im not going to participate because the concept is dumb

<<i_dont_like_thing_okay.tff>>

Then don't post in this thread.

Consider this a general warning post.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





also since we write our dates the correct way around this is kicking off on 9/11

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Dumb internet challenge or not, three of my goals for this year have been:

1) Quit drinking so god damned much
2) Quit smoking
3) Get down to 185 (195 level right now, down from 208 when goal was stated).

I don't much care for holiday drinking, and I'd think about moving a pass to the typical b-day moroseness (12/23), but that's dumb. Count me in for Iron Man. Ban me if I gently caress up. Might as well support someone trying to do some good and try to do some good to myself at the same time.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
I'm in buds.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I'm in too. At work for the next 3 days so it's guaranteed sobriety until then. Need to cut up so you guys still find me sexy.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

<<i_dont_like_thing_okay.tff>>

Then don't post in this thread.

Consider this a general warning post.

oh i was just sharing bro. i thought thats what we did.

is this a safe space?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:stare:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Dumb internet challenge or not, three of my goals for this year have been:

1) Quit drinking so god damned much
2) Quit smoking
3) Get down to 185 (195 level right now, down from 208 when goal was stated).

Honestly we all thought these sort of things were dumb internet challenges and "how can it be so hard to quit." Anyone that admits their an alcoholic is a pussy rear end bitch. Esp in the Mil. 10 years and live failure later with ascites (gigantic distended abdomen that can be caused by cirrhosis)

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Also not gonna lie when I was sober could have done laundry on my abs. I also got cut freakishly fast because I went from a ton to nothing and people thought I was on meth


People don't think about it but even a shot of clear stuff is like 200-300 calories

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Also not gonna lie when I was sober could have done laundry on my abs. I also got cut freakishly fast because I went from a ton to nothing and people thought I was on meth


People don't think about it but even a shot of clear stuff is like 200-300 calories

200-300 calories for a shot? drat i didn't know that

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Ok nevermind the clear stuff (vodka etc) is about 100 calories. Which is why I drink it; but I don't act like its the 0 calorie diet soda option.

Apparently even whisky isn't much higher than vodka if at all in calories. Then again sure it depends on what it's distilled from then once you start getting into all that crazy flavored poo poo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Ok nevermind the clear stuff (vodka etc) is about 100 calories. Which is why I drink it; but I don't act like its the 0 calorie diet soda option.

Apparently even whisky isn't much higher than vodka if at all in calories. Then again sure it depends on what it's distilled from then once you start getting into all that crazy flavored poo poo

Fix my name in the OP punk

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Excuse me rude rear end :colbert:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Excuse me rude rear end :colbert:

what about murderbot and hdi

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Updated lists

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I'm in. It's really hard living in Waikiki and not going out on the weekend. Especially since my laptop died and I can't play video games.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I'm not one of sage wisdom but I find taking it day by day helps best. Try not to look down the line at the future. Standard substance abuse advice but alas

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Good luck to all you brave, gay souls

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

:patriot:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I'll iron man it. Been booze free for a while anyway.

Weed doesn't count right?

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Free pass used :smith:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






lmao that was all of about 24 hours gg man

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
I was thirsty!!!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

drat man

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i reckon he deserves a high effort prize for tripping over straight out of the blocks

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I assumed we'd have our first infraction come Veterans Day.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I don't even know if I want to count that. N4I can you pls delete all the posts otherwise we need to have a democratic vote

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Any interest in some kind of "dunce cap" avatar for failures? Ideas?

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

This seems like our typical GiP drunk, just need to crop the college humor mark and some witty red title

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

quick and lazy


I FAILED TO STAY SOBER FOR XX HOURS/DAYS/WEEKS

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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

quick and lazy


I FAILED TO STAY SOBER FOR XX SECONDS/MINUTES/HOURS/DAYS/WEEKS

FTFY

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