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Awww yeah, gettin in on dis right herrr. To Santa: -I'm a software engineering dude who lives in Florida but loves to travel(aka leave Florida(jk Florida is ok i guess)). -I love to try new things. -I like food and booze, no dietary restrictions or allergies. -Local stuff is also awesome. -I have three dogs(2 basset hounds and 1 dalmatian), who all LOVE toys and treats(got an awesome toy beehive from a goon one year with little bee toys that came out of it and my dogs STILL play with that thing, despite there being no stuffing left inside any of them). -My main hobbies are cooking and photography, -I'm also into lots of outdoor stuff like fishing and sailing. -I just recently started reading all sorts of comics, and I also love reading books. -I'm a big video game nerd too so that's cool. -I wear a medium t-shirt. Also, I give a gently caress, unlike SOME previous posters.  Merry Red-cup-controversy-subject, deathrat deathrat fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Nov 16, 2015 |
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Awww yiss its that time again. Dear Santa. I am a 34 year old male goon. I live with MY GIRLFRIEND of four years. We currently have no kids or pets. Me: I am a huge history nut. Doesn't matter what it is I find it cool, but Soviet history especially. Video gamer. Currently playing World of Warships and Fallout 4. I love Sci-fi and lovely horror and 70-80's fantasy movies. Weird and wonderful kitchen gadgets Her: Huge Disney fan. An extremely eclectic musical taste She has started to get into comics a bit. Ditto for video games She also was a deprived child and never knew the joy of lego Us: We would love to see local foods, crafts and curiosities. We play a lot of board/card games. Santee: Last year we shipped a US Goon a bunch of Kinder Eggs, because we are gangster like that.
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Nov 16, 2015 10:31
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according to the number of verification codes in my profile I have been doing this for a while, so why not do it again right? I will have to pick up the parcel from the post office so please don't send anything that will perish if I don't get there within 4 days, like unpasteurized dairy produce. or a gerbil I used to have ~hobbies and interests~ but now I have a proper job so I just hate myself and everyone else, which you can probably tell from my posting history Things I would appreciate receiving: A sports top for your local sports team if you like sports (medium) A bit of merch from your favorite local band A fridge magnet depicting the shield or flag of your region Local delicacies Local food Local sweets Local alcohol Local beer Local moonshine Any other interesting stuff that your area is known for Home made stuff Instructions on how to play your favorite drinking game Instructions on how to play your favorite card game A copy of your favorite book signed picture of a z-list celebrity who lives in your town and used to think they had a shot at fame but now works some menial job a fun experience Pretty much anything really, these are just ideas Things I would not appreciate receiving: Bees Cat poo poo licorice - gently caress that noise Things my santee will receive: Bees Cat poo poo
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Nov 16, 2015 14:44
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Seeing as I can afford this this year, I'm in for a penny, in for a pound (please do not send me pennies or pounds). What I like is regional oddness, foodstuffs included. In return, I will shower my santee with nonsense and trinkets. Santa - please include a return address because I like sending proper thankyous and/or gummy penises to those generous of spirit.
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Nov 16, 2015 17:27
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My favorite time of year: doing more research for a box of goodies to some random person on the internet than I do my own family. Aces! Santa: I'm a ladygoon aged 40. Does that matter? NOPE! No pets (awww  ) or kids, just a boyfriend who gets a kick out of seeing what random people on the internet send every year. I like stuff and things! Stuff from your local area (unless it's Texas. Because I'm in Texas. I'm Texas'd out. Texas.) is FANTABULOUS. Handmade is FANTABULOUS. Just about anything you want to send that you think I might like is FANTABULOUS. If further hints are needed, I have an amazon list for ideas (ideas! don't feel obligated to buy from the list).Here's what's NOT Fantabulous: nuts (gross), cat poo poo (I get plenty from the neighbor's cats), Seattle Seahawks (gently caress those guys). I anxiously await my 3 foot tall Seahawks logo rendered in cat poo poo then rolled in nuts. Santee: Yes, things will come.
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Nov 16, 2015 19:56
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Dear Santa, YAY! SASS-mas!  I'm a nearly-37 year old lady goon. I'm nearly done with my PhD in food anthropology (and am oh so tired), and because I study food, I'd love some of your local food oddities (please no meat or things heavy in dairy). I like nerdy things (Walking Dead, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Game of Thrones, etc), hockey, Lego, and food. I'm working on a project where I'm amassing a collection of old/interesting/weird cookbooks. I have a little white cat who prefers mouse things over bird things. NSFW is A-OK. Please no meat, perfume, or scented things, but other than that, I'll be delighted with anything that you send me. I'm going away for a while in December, so I posted two addresses. If you're nervous, just send stuff to the first address, and I'll get it when I get home. Thank you! Dear Santee, I hope you like penises. Love, Luloo luloo123 fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Dec 1, 2015 |
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Nov 16, 2015 22:40
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Hot drat! I have to warn you, Santa, some sort of horrible fate befell my last two santas, so I think I'm bad luck. Sant me at your own risk. Assuming I don't kill you, here's some facts about me that I hope help you out: I'm a 31 year old girl. I'm a size small in normal sizes and a medium in girl cut stuff. I'm a local musician -- mostly I play bass in a big band, but I command a few other instruments too, like my viola. I have two dumbass cats and one dumbass rabbit. I love video games, probably too much. Particularly Nintendo poo poo (especially especially Toad/Toadette/Captain Toad from the Mario Series, Zelda, Earthbound and Splatoon), Mass Effect and Undertale. I sew and knit and crochet like I'm being paid. If you make me something, it's because you're awesome. I get a lot of use out of long arm warmers especially. I'm a very bad cyclist, sportsball player and weight lifter. If it helps you, you can have my Amazon wish list here, but feel free to ignore it. If you wanted to send me books, I'd be into that too. I don't read much but I always want recommendations. I'm a tea drinker, but I can't have black tea. I'm also allergic to wool. Dear Santee, I'm making you something unless you indicate somehow that you hate handmade gifts.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:55
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I'm really old. I'm still married to my first wife. I have an 18 year old son. All my bees died a month ago. I have 2 cats and 18 tropical fish. In my youth I wanted to hunt down and kill Charlie the Tuna... Alas... I once sat through all six of the Startrek movies in a row, dressed as Riker, my wife was Crusher. She looked better than I did. I've been arrested for throwing water balloons. I hate the Grateful Dead. I like KLF and Brian Eno. I'm a cards fan. I was given the award "Mr Personality Plus" in first grade.I'm an excellent cook. I collect the pins that new shirts have in their collars.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:14
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Also going to be joining in, My re-santa next year ended up giving me a really good package and I really enjoyed putting something together for my santee. Whatever you send can be NSFW as long as it's on the inside of the package, my housemates are weirdly judgey. I'm a 23 year old student and a guy, studying as a lab analyst. My likes/wants: -Alcohol, ESPECIALLY beer (I brew my own too) -Artsey things to put up around my appartment -Whatever weird candy/food you have that's unique to that country. (no allergies so go nuts) -I wear large for t-shirts -random sciency stuff But basically go ham and do whatever, I'm sure i'll enjoy it. Looking forward to getting this show on the road!
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Nov 17, 2015 00:21
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Dear Santa, gently caress my poo poo up. But unironix I'm an 18 yo M and don't have a cool request, because I'm a very boring human being. I don't care what I get as long as it's not a cum jar or some stupid poo poo. I would very much so love a jacket to wear when it's loving freezing if I had to choose though. (I wear medium) Also I really like twizzlers, and root beer is my favorite drink. So if you know how to make your own root beer or something that would be awesome! Thanks Santa, you're the best fatass to ever bring gullible little kids happiness. -Nosam0819
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Nov 17, 2015 04:34
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I'm still waiting for my SASS gift that was never sent from 2005.........I am sure it is still out there.....somewhere........?
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Nov 17, 2015 04:39
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I'll take all the licorice, salted or unsalted, that is being scorned by the useless posters above me. That poo poo good.
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Nov 17, 2015 06:59
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fuzzy_logic posted:I'll take all the licorice, salted or unsalted, that is being scorned by the useless posters above me. Ditto.
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Nov 17, 2015 09:08
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Since assignments are a couple weeks away, I should let my potential YAY! * Cats! * Cute things! (but mostly cats) * Stupid internet stuff!  * Chicago Cubs! * Video games! (especially Nintendo) * Amiibos! (oh god, I want them all) * Board games! * Dungeons & Dragons! (I play as a halfling sorcerer, who is pretty much the glass cannon of the party) * Desserts and/or other baked goods/sweets! (no known allergies, so go nuts) * Coffee! * Local and/or craft beers! * Weird/fun local goodies! * Homemade stuff! OH NOOOOOOO * Gore *  (not legal in my state. also has a 50% chance of giving me a bad headache)* Pickles * Mustard * NSFW on the outside of the box. (I do have a roommate.) * Shoes (I wear an afo brace on my right leg, so I have restrictions on what type of shoes I can wear, and I have to get them in two sizes.)
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Nov 17, 2015 09:28
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PM sent to Tiaz, because something appears to be wrong.
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Nov 17, 2015 14:54
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evobatman posted:PM sent to Tiaz, because something appears to be wrong. Yyyyyyyyyup. Edit: Fixed! blinkeve1826 fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Nov 17, 2015 |
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Nov 17, 2015 16:53
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unsticking temp, will restick on dec 1. pm me if I forget
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Nov 17, 2015 17:07
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blinkeve1826 posted:nevermind nevermind!  Someone finally got a 500, so I've got something to work with. those of you that were experiencing 500s should check in later today and see if they still happen. 
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Nov 17, 2015 17:11
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fuzzy_logic posted:I'll take all the licorice, salted or unsalted, that is being scorned by the useless posters above me. Me three.
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Nov 17, 2015 17:55
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One of you is getting this loving thing that I just found. 
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Nov 18, 2015 01:42
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I hope it's me
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I'm in this thing again, Santa. I'm 38, female and married. Things I like- My cattes Art and photography related stuff Gaming stuff (PC and pen-n-paper) Teas and coffees Hats, blankets and snuggly things Cool local stuff Nerdy pop culture stuff in general. Like, I can't think of anything on Thinkgeek I'd say no to, though I don't expect you to buy me stuff from there. It's more of a general guideline on how much of a loving nerd I am. Please don't send- Food, especially sugary things. Last year Santa sent me a lot of tasty decadent things I couldn't eat and I had to give them away and that made me sad. I'm sorry if you were looking forward to sending your homemade pastries to me. No NSFW on the outside of my package please. You can also stalk my posts to get an idea of me, though I don't post super frequently.
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Nov 18, 2015 02:01
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ChairmanMeow posted:I hope it's me
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Nov 18, 2015 02:06
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Droogie posted:One of you is getting this loving thing that I just found. I want this.
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Droogie posted:One of you is getting this loving thing that I just found. a) please let it be me b) I'm going to start buying every small weird dumb thing I see for SASS purposes
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Nov 18, 2015 03:37
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I am so excited! But I need help. The SASS site will not verify my code no matter where I put it in my profile. I TRIED SO MANY TIMES 
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Nov 18, 2015 03:49
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El Spider posted:unsticking temp, will restick on dec 1. pm me if I forget This is pretty dumb as the thread tells people to sign up so they can be allocated a santee and santa on the 1st. So if people don't notice it until you sticky it you're going to cause a load of dumb goons to try and sign up after everyone has been assigned Santas and santees. Just leave it stickied man.
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pepsigloworm posted:I am so excited! But I need help. The SASS site will not verify my code no matter where I put it in my profile. I TRIED SO MANY TIMES It has to be an entry that a) shows up when you view your profile and b) doesn't change it to all lowercase, so nothing in "contact information" works I don't think. fuzzy_logic fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Nov 18, 2015 |
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Nov 18, 2015 05:33
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Droogie posted:One of you is getting this loving thing that I just found. I've never needed something more in my whole life...
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Totally joined SA just so I could participate in SASS this year! I'm excited to spoil the poo poo out of my Santee, as I love Christmas possibly more than most 30 year olds should... So for my Santa.. I'm 30, female from Australia! I'm into anything cute and glittery! I live with my Goon Boyfriend and our 2 Cat bros. Totally in love with hello kitty, sailor moon, Studio Ghibli and I'm kind of obsessed with bacon.. Basically I'm down with any presents, no coal though because I'm always on the nice list! 😉
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Nov 18, 2015 13:31
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registered for give giving Dear Santed, hope you like bright red polylactic acid. There'll be other cool stuff too, but everyone loves a custom chunk of plastic. Dear Santa, No NWS/NMS stuff please since while it's funny when I open it, I live in a microcondo and will probably just throw it out if I can't keep it around. Otherwise, I accept the bountiful fruits of your gift-giving expertise!
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Nov 18, 2015 18:33
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Droogie posted:One of you is getting this loving thing that I just found. God, I hope you are my Santa. That thing is glorious.
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Nov 18, 2015 18:43
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you were warned posted:b) I'm going to start buying every small weird dumb thing I see for SASS purposes This is literally my plan for the day...
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Yay I haven't done this in a while I'm a 25 year old female goon who works as a veterinary technician. I wear scrubs 90% of the time but if you insist on buying me clothing I wear a medium top. I love cats, I have 2 cats, a cat tattoo, I petsit for cats. I'm a crazy cat lady. Don't get my cats things, they don't give a poo poo. Other than that I cook a lot and I've been really into making bread lately. In the warmer seasons I like to bike. I like receiving local stuff. I'm a knitter and an artist. I listen to a lot of improv comedy.
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Nov 18, 2015 21:49
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cuntvalet posted:This is literally my plan for the day... I just realized that I probably have a bunch of charmingly weird stuff that I've been meaning to donate to a thrift store. Might as well cut out the middle man.
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Nov 19, 2015 03:02
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BUMP FOR CHRISTTMAS YAY CHIRTSMAS
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Nov 19, 2015 07:49
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Dear Santa, please don't get me anything 3ds related as mine was stolen yesterday. 
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Nov 19, 2015 09:25
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Kitchner posted:Hang on, wait. A few years back, my Santa's husband worked for Adam & Eve. I got a lovely hand-painted wooden box with my name on it, along with Cheerwine soda, and a bunch of local knick-knacks. It was beautiful. I also got a pre-production copy of Not-Married-With-Children, a ton of sexual lotion, vibrating condoms, a flesh light, and a blow-up doll, and other poo poo I can't remember. I still have the blow-up doll. Miz Kriss posted:Dear Santa, please don't get me anything 3ds related as mine was stolen yesterday. Sucks. Mine was stolen in September in France. I got it replaced a week later, and got my downloads back, but obviously lost all my game saves. I'm getting back into Streetpass now. I had all the puzzle pieces and all the tickets.
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In again this year, I haven't missed one yet! My Santee will get showered with tons of crap I've collected throughout the year in addition to wishlist items. Santa, I am 37y/o girl goon - married with a dog and two rabbits. Clearly my life is boring. To brighten it up, DO send items such as: Candy/alcohol/food Local fare or specialties Dr. Who/Adventure Time/Rick & Morty/TMNT Handmade items Kikkerland Rainbow maker Shirts in XL Useful fun cooking tools Delicious loose teas Bees DO NOT send: NSFW anything Shot glasses make-up earrings/bracelets/rings Religious items I have wishlists for amazon and thinkgeek if you need more ideas for what I like.
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Thank you tiaz for doing this again! I've done this for a few years now, can't even remember how many. Several? Dear Santee; expect something interesting, probably from thinkgeek. Dear Santa; please no NSFW or drug stuff, I have 4 kids and 3 of them are old enough to know it isn't a massager. Feel free to send nerd-themed stuff. Or baby toys, I have an 18 mo toddler/monster.
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