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I was thinking about doing some crime and really getting into the whole crime thing, but I believe it's illegal to make crimes in the county where I live (Jackson county). Do any of you have experience creating crimes, and is it legal where you are? What are the preferred crimes you like to do? Any tips or tricks would be appreciated.
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i saw a sticker that said "skateboarding is not a crime" so you can skateboard
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Nov 10, 2015 01:11
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it's only illegal if you get caught
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Nov 10, 2015 01:12
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Smoking weed is my favorite crime
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Nov 10, 2015 01:12
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I live a a long way out from anywhere and i can ride a bike with no helmet and noone can say boo. Im like the main character of Breaking Bad, 'Breaking Bad'
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Nov 10, 2015 01:12
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Sell drugs to pay for DB3
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Nov 10, 2015 01:12
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Lowtax posted:I was thinking about doing some crime and really getting into the whole crime thing, but I believe it's illegal to make crimes in the county where I live (Jackson county). Do any of you have experience creating crimes, and is it legal where you are? What are the preferred crimes you like to do? Any tips or tricks would be appreciated. You can murder a black guy if you want.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:12
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In my part of Florida certain crimes are allowed, such as shooting black people in the name of Standing Your Ground or eating oxys like candy  Fake edit beaten
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Nov 10, 2015 01:13
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move out west, anything still goes out here wikiwikiwikiwildwildwest
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Nov 10, 2015 01:13
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depends on your skin color
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Nov 10, 2015 01:13
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Crime is A-OK over here, OP. My favourite crime is copying that floppy
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Nov 10, 2015 01:14
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wearing that top with those shoes should be a crime, op
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Nov 10, 2015 01:14
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I'm committing a crime right now!
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Nov 10, 2015 01:15
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Did you have any specific type of crime you were looking to get into, ie white collar, psycho-sexual, ironic?
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Nov 10, 2015 01:15
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Crime is a social construct. I consider myself legal-fluid for the most part. I'm only criminal when the police see me do illegal actions. About 10% of my actions are crime though so I'm more legal than illegal. I live in California. Crime is sort of illegal here.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:15
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Do it Lowtax. Do the crimes
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Nov 10, 2015 01:15
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:Crime is A-OK over here, OP. My favourite crime is copying that floppy You're gonna need some special equipment for that one though, it's not a beginner-level crime!
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Nov 10, 2015 01:16
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Lemon posted:Did you have any specific type of crime you were looking to get into, ie white collar, psycho-sexual, ironic?
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Nov 10, 2015 01:17
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Lowtax posted:I was thinking about doing some crime and really getting into the whole crime thing, but I believe it's illegal to make crimes in the county where I live (Jackson county). Do any of you have experience creating crimes, and is it legal where you are? What are the preferred crimes you like to do? Any tips or tricks would be appreciated. In Los Angeles, it's only legal crime if the cops are doing it! ED: Fun fact. I've lived in LA for nearly a decade and been robbed once. It was by police. I may be biased.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:17
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No. Wait, I mean - yes.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:17
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Do it Lowtax. Do the crimes
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Nov 10, 2015 01:18
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I'm ripping off the mattress tags on my bed as we speak. gently caress the man. I imagine it's lucrative in some way or it wouldnt be a crime.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:19
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Lowtax posted:I want to do some crimes that are fun, exciting, and profitable. Also I don't want to exert a significant amount of energy in the process, and I'd really prefer it if I could use a dirt bike in the process, for whatever reason. Jewel thief it is. It's truly the finest of crimes.
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Lowtax posted:I want to do some crimes that are fun, exciting, and profitable. Also I don't want to exert a significant amount of energy in the process, and I'd really prefer it if I could use a dirt bike in the process, for whatever reason. Have you considered making a spinoff of SA-mart for drugs, and taking a cut? Accept payment in bitcoin and you are untraceable. Also, keep a dirt bike in case you gotta make a getaway,
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Lowtax posted:I want to do some crimes that are fun, exciting, and profitable. Also I don't want to exert a significant amount of energy in the process, and I'd really prefer it if I could use a dirt bike in the process, for whatever reason. Oh so you are looking for eXtreme crimes then, I don't have any truck with those.
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Lowtax posted:I want to do some crimes that are fun, exciting, and profitable. Also I don't want to exert a significant amount of energy in the process, and I'd really prefer it if I could use a dirt bike in the process, for whatever reason. It sounds like selling drugs is for you. yeah come to CA its totally fine everyone does it
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Lowtax posted:I want to do some crimes that are fun, exciting, and profitable. Also I don't want to exert a significant amount of energy in the process, and I'd really prefer it if I could use a dirt bike in the process, for whatever reason. downhill purse snatching
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Nov 10, 2015 01:19
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Salem Saberhagen posted:Jewel thief it is. It's truly the finest of crimes.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:20
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My favorite crime here is definitely when you get on a bus and you tell the bus driver you want the cheaper ticket since you're only going a short trip but then you sit at the back of the bus where he can't see you and go as far as you like without paying the more expensive fare  Or when they sell pastries or fruit or something that you weigh yourself with the little scale machine, you put in like 4 tangerines and then press the weigh button but then add another tangerine for free and no one will know 
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Nov 10, 2015 01:20
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It's a shame you're on the wrong side of Missouri because I've been to East St. Louis a few times and I'm pretty sure crime is legal there.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:20
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You can come to Baltimore, we shoot guns and ride dirtbikes in the road all the time it will be fun!
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Nov 10, 2015 01:20
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Lowtax posted:No way, I know that's illegal and also I tried it in a Grand Theft Auto 5 mission and didn't really enjoy it. Also in that game my son was a real rear end in a top hat, and I don't know if that's related to the thiefing of jewels. Selling drugs online is legal. People do it all the time and are never stopped.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:21
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Lowtax posted:I want to do some crimes that are fun, exciting, and profitable. Also I don't want to exert a significant amount of energy in the process, and I'd really prefer it if I could use a dirt bike in the process, for whatever reason. I think jewel heisting man is the perfect crime-job description for you. Only if you're okay with using the dirt-bike for exciting getaways through rush hour traffic, though. Does being that kind of crime man strike your fancy?
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Nov 10, 2015 01:21
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We Purge here, but it's a new thing, only had two Purges so far. First one was kind of a bust, it really didn't do much with the concept and ended up just being constrained to a single home invasion. Second one really did a lot more with the idea, though. Really explored the concept. If you weren't around for the first annual Purge you didn't miss anything.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:21
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Selling drugs online is legal. People do it all the time and are never stopped.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:22
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I'm not allowed to rape where I live. You have to try do it sneaky like.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:22
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Lowtax posted:I do not have any drugs and I don't know where to get them and also I don't know how to put them into my computer to sell them online. You have a whole subforum of drug experts just ask in TCC. You gotta put some effort into this!
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Nov 10, 2015 01:22
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And they call this a free country!
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Nov 10, 2015 01:23
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Tiberius Thyben posted:You have a whole subforum of drug experts just ask in TCC. You gotta put some effort into this! The trick is to take a bunch of Russian horse drugs and fall asleep in a hot car.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:You have a whole subforum of drug experts just ask in TCC. You gotta put some effort into this!
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