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Lowtax posted:Well then they can just do the crimes. Write down your crimes and mail them to your own address. When the envelope is postmarked, it's copyrighted. Then they can't steal your Original Crime Ideas when you ask them for advice on how to implement them.
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Patting a dog that doesn't belong to you is a good crime imo.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:25
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Tiberius Thyben posted:You have a whole subforum of drug experts just ask in TCC. You gotta put some effort into this! If you want to move a step up from banning posters you hate and outright kill them instead, sell them phenazepam Da Joose is Loose and it's killed at least one idiot goon so far
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Nov 10, 2015 01:26
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I think it's funny that a place called crimea has been stolen by a whole country
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Nov 10, 2015 01:26
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the sanfransico downhill bmx hair clipping ruse. move to sanfran. ride downhill on ur bmx with a pair of good quality scisors. as u ride past people with long hair snip off the excess with perfect timing. they might not even notice ur doing it if ur good enough. sell the hair to wigmakers and enjoy an early retirement. its pure profit and its all downhill so no pedling.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:26
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Where I live everything is considered a crime by default. Then if we later decide it's worth making legal we introduce laws that make it not a crime. It takes us a long time to adapt to new technologies. The internet was illegal up until the late nineties.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:26
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I saw a cat do a jaywalking today but he did not get arrested. Crimes are legal in Ohio.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:26
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if you go to the moon then revoke your american citizenship you can just shoot dice and drink and drive all day long and the police just have to sit there and watch you through telescopes grumbling. i did it once it's pretty easy.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:27
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only rich people doing rich people crimes where i live. if you want to build a new patio without paying taxes on the work here's the place to be. other favorites include having your company pay for your new bmw, colluding with the local authorities about public procurement bids, and just generally being Wallenstam.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:27
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I'm lobbying to make crime illegal in KC
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Digital Fingers posted:if you go to the moon then revoke your american citizenship you can just shoot dice and drink and drive all day long and the police would just have to sit there and watch you through telescopes grumbling. I bet you get drunk way faster on the moon. It's like Denver, except in space.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:28
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Do crimes in Georgia. As long as you are white and not drunk you can do whatever you want. It's a libertarian paradise here. (Georgia doesn't like drunk people because of God just like every free society)
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Nov 10, 2015 01:28
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Maybe hoasting a torrent? I think it's a crime now and it did generate a tidy profit imr (in my recollection)
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Nov 10, 2015 01:29
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Dave_Indeed posted:I saw a cat do a jaywalking today but he did not get arrested. Crimes are legal in Ohio. That pussy's playing with fire. There's precident: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_trial
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Nov 10, 2015 01:32
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Lowtax posted:I was thinking about doing some crime and really getting into the whole crime thing you're already doing it, op. (it's your posting!). ----------------
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Nov 10, 2015 01:32
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the only crime committed here today is the ten bux you have taken from me time and time again, after getting banned and forcing me to re reg.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:32
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Teflon Don posted:I'm lobbying to make crime illegal in KC
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Nov 10, 2015 01:35
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You need to join a gang. Those guys have lots of crime experience, and will give you crime tips. Don't sweat the initiation process. You'll probably need a gun.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:35
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Google Adwords. Very low effort crime.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:35
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amosni posted:the only crime committed here today is the ten bux you have taken from me time and time again, after getting banned and forcing me to re reg.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:35
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I believe loudly blasting a boom box on your shoulder while walking down the street is a crime. It's a pretty cool one too. You could ride your dirt bike while "boom boxing".
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Nov 10, 2015 01:36
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as evidenced by my bans, lol
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Nov 10, 2015 01:37
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I'm a crime hoarder. I'm addicted to hoarding crimes.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:37
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You know what they say, if you make crime illegal then it's only criminals who will do crime. Personally I think if we legalize crime and focus on the other issues that matter we will not have to have so many Americans incarcerated for illegal crime.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:38
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I'm thinking about buying some socks online, could there possibly be a crime involved in that process?
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Nov 10, 2015 01:40
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Lowtax posted:I'm thinking about buying some socks online, could there possibly be a crime involved in that process? depends if u buy them from a foreign sweat shop for cheap or if u buy made in america. because if u buy the american ones you will be commiting a Crime against good savings.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:42
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Lowtax posted:I'm thinking about buying some socks online, could there possibly be a crime involved in that process? Depends on what you want filling then when they show up.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:43
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crime is legal here which is why im constantly high on my crime drugs and spending my crime money
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Nov 10, 2015 01:43
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Lowtax posted:I'm thinking about buying some socks online, could there possibly be a crime involved in that process? I just found out that Amazon sells used socks http://www.amazon.com/s?rh=n%3A2611190011%2Cp_n_condition-type%3A6503256011 That should be a crime
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Nov 10, 2015 01:44
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You could fill the socks with dog poo and leave them burning on your neighbors porch hard to think of sock crimes tbh
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Nov 10, 2015 01:44
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Lowtax posted:I'm thinking about buying some socks online, could there possibly be a crime involved in that process? If you didn't pay sales tax you could be a criminal beast. If they are stolen you could be on the receiving end of crimesocks.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:45
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EugeneJ posted:I just found out that Amazon sells used socks jesus christ dude, bernie needs to fix this
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Nov 10, 2015 01:46
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Great crime tip: Take things. Often times you'll come across things. They're pretty much everywhere. At the mall, the beach, at work, at home, in your car, in your friend's car, the bathroom, whatever! There are things everywhere right? Well get this -----> You can commit an easy crime by just taking them! That's right! Watch out for the thing's owner though, because if they catch you the only thing you might be taking.... is a beating 
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Nov 10, 2015 01:51
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EugeneJ posted:I just found out that Amazon sells used socks  holy poo poo
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Nov 10, 2015 01:51
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Lowtax posted:I was thinking about doing some crime and really getting into the whole crime thing, but I believe it's illegal to make crimes in the county where I live (Jackson county). Do any of you have experience creating crimes, and is it legal where you are? What are the preferred crimes you like to do? Any tips or tricks would be appreciated. Sodomy is still illegal in a lot of places
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Nov 10, 2015 01:52
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Have you considered making a spinoff of SA-mart for drugs, and taking a cut? Accept payment in bitcoin and you are untraceable. Also, keep a dirt bike in case you gotta make a getaway, Or, if you want to do something low level, you could set up a place to sell counterfeit SA merchandise, like pirated DVDs of "Doom House". Then, when you are caught, you can have the satisfaction of watching a bulldozer run over the stuff repeatedly on the news, as a deterrent to others.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:53
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Contrary to popular opinion, pimpin is rather easy.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:55
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 I don't know if the Crime Zone is any good but this tourist promotional material promises a whole lot of crime
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Nov 10, 2015 01:56
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That's the best picture I ever saw.
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Come visit Richard, we can do whipits, pepspice, bet on horses and pay for sex with ex D list adult actors, all while being on the warm and comfortable right side of johnny law.
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