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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9joDXx4Kxo

A very good question Dad Gay, the Asian dude was

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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Pretty sure he's some kind of walrus irl, and I saw no walrus in that video. I'm skeptical op

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

utterlycorrupt posted:

Pretty sure he's some kind of walrus irl, and I saw no walrus in that video. I'm skeptical op

he was cosplaying as a human nerd

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
I like how the guy holding the microphone just shoos him away at the end when he tries to say something else.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
dad gay uses the occasional windfall of a ban to take a few days' needful rest from his hard work here on the forums

give the guy a break already

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That panel of guys did a great job deciphering what that guy was asking about.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

soy posted:

That panel of guys did a great job deciphering what that guy was asking about.

To be fair they could have said anything they wanted and it would be a relevant answer.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
3 seconds I managed to watch 3 seconds

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


How many bags of Five Guys did he consume at the convention?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

soy posted:

That panel of guys did a great job deciphering what that guy was asking about.

I assume those devs or whatever the jobs is has to work with, or deal with, a bunch moon faced nerds like that on a daily basis.

Its like learning another language, but only a really retarded language.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I just assumed he was in a pile of empty beer bottles passed out

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Snatch Duster posted:

I assume those devs or whatever the jobs is has to work with, or deal with, a bunch moon faced nerds like that on a daily basis.

Its like learning another language, but only a really retarded language.

i think its just for the convention otherwise they can have them beaten with a hose legally

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

rear end cobra posted:

3 seconds I managed to watch 3 seconds


I've got this thing where i feel super embarrassed for other people -- like second-hand embarrassment or something. It's hard being on the internet some days.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

I've got this thing where i feel super embarrassed for other people -- like second-hand embarrassment or something. It's hard being on the internet some days.

Its because you have empathy, thats your problem.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Snatch Duster posted:

Its because you have empathy, thats your problem.

gross, how do i get rid of it??

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

gross, how do i get rid of it??

Go slap small children until you feel nothing.

Ideally, you'll be fully cured once you start laughing when you hit kids.

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009

A misanthrope posted:

gross, how do i get rid of it??

No! Embrace it!

Don't give in to cynicism!

If you no longer feel that secondary embarrassment you won't be able to understand why this poo poo is funny. You'll become a cold, post making automaton that can't see humor.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I like to think the guy was asleep under pizza boxes, stoned and drunk as gently caress, and they poked him with a stick and he wandered up there and just mumbled random poo poo.

I wish he had said things unrelated to the game too, such as "my father still beats me", but you can't have everything.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

So what, dad gay so what?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Snatch Duster posted:

Go slap small children until you feel nothing.

Ideally, you'll be fully cured once you start laughing when you hit kids.


Asclepius Hot Rod posted:

No! Embrace it!

Don't give in to cynicism!

If you no longer feel that secondary embarrassment you won't be able to understand why this poo poo is funny. You'll become a cold, post making automaton that can't see humor.

i just lit an orphanage on fire and i still feel! I STILL FEEL

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Enfield lit himself on fire and he still feels, so it's no big deal.

Hopefully some of the kids will make it.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

spud posted:

Enfield

That drama happened while I was banned. Just looked it up and -- yup that enfield is a retarded person

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
I thought Dad Gay was dead, he popped up in one of those Goon Memoriams.. I think!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
jesus crhist i just saw the enfield pictures

jesus gently caress

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009

A misanthrope posted:

i just lit an orphanage on fire and i still feel! I STILL FEEL

That's the spirit!


Myrddin_Emrys posted:

I thought Dad Gay was dead, he popped up in one of those Goon Memoriams.. I think!

He was dead. He has risen again to save us all

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

A misanthrope posted:

jesus crhist i just saw the enfield pictures

jesus gently caress

link me to where you are reading this please. :)

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Jukeboxblues posted:

link me to where you are reading this please. :)

ok, even tho you were mean to me and said you wish i was banned again :colbert:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3675200&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
enfield is cool

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

dad gay. so what posted:

enfield is cool

but he was really hot for a while

(thats a little joke i wanted to tell im sorry if it offended anyone)

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Fucksake, Enfield is banned too? This is pretty pathetic. Are you idiots trying to kill the forums or what?

FYAD is the autistic repository and should be treated as such.

A misanthrope posted:

but he was really hot for a while

(thats a little joke i wanted to tell im sorry if it offended anyone)

This made me lol (laugh out loud).

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
By culling the stars, GBS will has no choice but to create new ones.

Rise to the occasion nerds

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Five Guys is dead!

Long live Five Guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spud posted:

To be fair they could have said anything they wanted and it would be a relevant answer.

Yeah all I could pull out was something about gender skins for I assume their DOTA turd game.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Asclepius Hot Rod posted:

No! Embrace it!

Don't give in to cynicism!

If you no longer feel that secondary embarrassment you won't be able to understand why this poo poo is funny. You'll become a cold, post making automaton that can't see humor.

i'm, a cold, post making automaton and i process humor just fine

i'm that robot

beep

also the guy in the video looks like he actually has issues in a non-funny way

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

He had to sell a lot of Grit subscriptions. That's not easy in today's connected world.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

That poor dumb bastard; dude should get a permanent free pass and immunity to bans/probations IMO.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

thanks friend

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

i wish he hadn't

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

A misanthrope posted:

I've got this thing where i feel super embarrassed for other people -- like second-hand embarrassment or something. It's hard being on the internet some days.

I have this too and it's why I can't enjoy stand up comedy :(

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Lord Binky posted:

I have this too and it's why I can't enjoy stand up comedy :(

Maybe watch some good comedians instead of bad ones?

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