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Currently huddled in a bathroom stall in Greensburg Kansas. Had to throw away my underwear but it did NOT get on my pants. Can I get some support here How does this happen to a 28 yr old adult
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Happens all the time dude. Its totally normal. 100% nothing to be worried about
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Nov 10, 2015 16:10
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Thx 4 sharing
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Nov 10, 2015 16:10
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I've had this happen before. Too many quest bars and a fart was just a liquid pineapple splatter in my britches
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Nov 10, 2015 16:10
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That's what you get for taking a chance and farting in public.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:11
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You learn from experience when it is okay to fart and not. As you get older you learn its better not to chance it as much and just do it on a toilet. Also was it that bad you couldnt take some soap to your undies and wash it in the sink?
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Nov 10, 2015 16:11
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Well it's not really normal for me. Also I have public restroom anxiety and now I'm scared to come out. Like somehow people will know.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:13
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Sorry you poo poo your pants.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:13
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ye soweth anal sex with men op, and ye shall reap the whirlwind of sharts.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:14
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Microwaves Mom posted:You learn from experience when it is okay to fart and not. As you get older you learn its better not to chance it as much and just do it on a toilet. I'm scared someone would see. This is a multi stall bathroom, not one that is just a single toilet in a room with a lock Thanks for the solidarity though guys
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Nov 10, 2015 16:14
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Oberleutnant posted:ye soweth anal sex with men op, and ye shall reap the whirlwind of sharts. I haven't had anal. Also I'm a woman.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:15
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Everytime I poo poo myself I just flip my pants inside out
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Nov 10, 2015 16:15
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Everytime I poo poo myself I just flip my pants inside out Lol Fortunately my pants are unscathed
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Nov 10, 2015 16:16
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I love a woman that can blow a load of hot creamy soft serve info her granny panties
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Nov 10, 2015 16:17
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^isnt that a shock gif^ I guess you could say you have a shart fuse OP
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Nov 10, 2015 16:17
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I haven't had anal. Also I'm a woman. goondolences to your bf
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Nov 10, 2015 16:17
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that's not normal op. you're probably dying
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Nov 10, 2015 16:17
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Just make sure you wiped properly and wash your hands. THen get on home. No one will know if you just act normal.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:17
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I guess you could say you have a shart fuse OP
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Nov 10, 2015 16:17
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Oberleutnant posted:goondolences to your bf Like I have one lol I'm a goon
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Nov 10, 2015 16:18
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Microwaves Mom posted:Just make sure you wiped properly and wash your hands. THen get on home. No one will know if you just act normal. I can't go home. I'm traveling to Oklahoma for work. I still have 2 hours ahead of me.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:19
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:Like I have one lol sent u a pm
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Nov 10, 2015 16:19
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youll never be the poo poo of a major corporation OP
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Nov 10, 2015 16:20
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glad to see GBS classic is now restored
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Nov 10, 2015 16:20
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how much brisket was eaten beforehand?
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Nov 10, 2015 16:23
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We've all been there. You will get through this... I'm with you *extends hand* Now wipe away those tears. You have nothing to fear anymore.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:24
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Gaunab posted:how much brisket was eaten beforehand? None. I haven't eaten anything weird actually. Ok, I escaped the bathroom and I am preparing to hit the road again, commando. Wish me luck goons
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Nov 10, 2015 16:28
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I can't go home. I'm traveling to Oklahoma for work. I still have 2 hours ahead of me. Oh dear... Well hope you have a change on you. Have a safe trip. Also, plenty of elligble bachelors in this thread OP. And they already know you poo poo yourself.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:28
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:We've all been there. You will get through this... I'm with you *extends hand* Thanks I admit I used to read GBS pants making GBS threads threads and feel a smug sense of superiority because I didn't have that problem How the mighty have fallen
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Nov 10, 2015 16:30
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you should pick up a pack of depends of your way to oklahoma. baby wipes too
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Nov 10, 2015 16:30
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hey op here's a story this happened to me once - ate a bad sandwich i think. happened getting out of the car coming back to work from lunch, worked in a big building facing the parking lot went in, dashed to the bathroom. issue was apparent from the exterior (khakis). tried to clean to little effect, made some excuse about dashing home for a bit (30 mins away). tried to leave the building while facing everybody. walking to the car, the whole building could have seen my butt probably ran into my boss in the parking lot - kind of awkward really! obviously couldn't say what happened, and had to remain facing him or it would have been obvious. i think he probably figured it out though when i got home my dad asked what was up. i told him i sharted. that was another awkward moment. changed pants and headed back to work. it was weird. happily it has not happened since and i am now a multimillionaire with many babes etc.etc. so it gets better, op
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Nov 10, 2015 16:31
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I haven't had anal. Also I'm a woman. Hey how you doing?
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Nov 10, 2015 16:32
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Stop eating taco bell op that'll be $50 Next thread!
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Nov 10, 2015 16:36
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Maybe start keeping a pair of emergency pants/panties in your car trunk. Good for if you fall in mud, as well as for if you let mud fall out of you.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:36
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I used to just wear water proof pants because I constantly poo poo myself
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Nov 10, 2015 16:37
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shart through the drawers, i made stain, you give farts, a bad name
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Nov 10, 2015 16:41
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We've all gambled on a fart and lost. I poo poo my pants one time when I got a flat tire, thought I was letting one rip but instead I leaked diarrhea down my pant legs.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:41
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You eventually learn when its dangerous I found at about 28 was when sharts started to become a danger too honestly. I'm 2 years your senior. But if your soon to be gas feels weighty or like its more than air don't risk it.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:42
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Microwaves Mom posted:You eventually learn when its dangerous I found at about 28 was when sharts started to become a danger too honestly. I'm 2 years your senior. But if your soon to be gas feels weighty or like its more than air don't risk it. / 
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Nov 10, 2015 16:44
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i want to sniff microwave's hot mom's shart-stained panties
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Nov 10, 2015 16:45
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