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gnarlyhotep posted:Just want to interject here and say LOL
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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Just want to interject here and say You're the best gnarly. You almost make me want to put effort into my posts. almost.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 07:26 |
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Rape Stink posted:You're the best gnarly. You almost make me want to put effort into my posts. almost. anything I can do to help
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 07:30 |
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I sharted about a month ago just as I was about to take a 10-hour drive back home. Luckily I was only 10 minutes away from my mom's place so I turned around & cleaned myself up. I also came down with some nasty cold/flu so I just attributed the sharting to being sick. Today I had a mini shart situation after leaving work & was going to go to the gym. Got to the gym, washed my poop-stained underwear & put them in my empty Tupperware lunch container. Tonight I've spent a good hour with diarrhea. I'm starting to think I need to call a doctor or an exorcist.
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Android Bicyclist posted:I sharted about a month ago just as I was about to take a 10-hour drive back home. Luckily I was only 10 minutes away from my mom's place so I turned around & cleaned myself up. a good thing to do if you've got diarrhea is to buy a box of frosted mini-wheats, yeah? and take them and shove them up your rear end in a top hat.
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Android Bicyclist posted:I sharted about a month ago just as I was about to take a 10-hour drive back home. Luckily I was only 10 minutes away from my mom's place so I turned around & cleaned myself up. Sorry, the correct answer is; you put them in the garbage.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 09:14 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Just want to interject here and say Lol
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 09:23 |
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I had campiloabachter jejuni for like 3 weeks shitmyself 2 times. Gnarly gassed my thread about it. I was making GBS threads alot
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Isaac posted:I had campiloabachter jejuni for like 3 weeks shitmyself 2 times. Gnarly gassed my thread about it. How's the blind chicken doing? Still making GBS threads up a storm on your porch?
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 09:56 |
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Lunixnerd posted:How's the blind chicken doing? Still making GBS threads up a storm on your porch? I put it in the goat yard
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 10:09 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Just want to interject here and say er mah lmao that guys got emotional issues
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 10:33 |
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shart free for over a year, which means im about due.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 10:34 |
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:How does this happen to a 28 yr old adult That's the secret. Sharting happens more as you get older. You have less control over you're butthole as you age, so by the time you hit about 70 you just try not to fart ever, as every fart will end up a shart.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 10:36 |
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Yep. This thread sure is GBS alright. If you want some real advice, practice this game, and get all the rewards on it: http://www.kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-poo poo-your-pants . Node fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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sharting is a powerful event in someone's life and is worthy of serious discussion. if you dont want to talk about sharting, kindly go find another place to post that is more your speed and style. thanks.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 11:02 |
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Happened to me once when I was sick... that's so gross
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 11:12 |
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the memory of the shart is just as sticky and distressing as the shart itself
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 11:17 |
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I didnt trust a fart for 6 weeks after i sharted
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 11:36 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Just want to interject here and say you're a poo poo mod and everyone hates you why do you let this kinda garbage stay in GBS?
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 11:39 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:you're a poo poo mod and everyone hates you why do you let this kinda garbage stay in GBS? My thread isn't garbage
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:My thread isn't garbage It's.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 12:05 |
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i remember my first shart. it was at a restaurant and i remember one of the workers came in and he definitely saw my poo poo covered boxers on the ground, dude didn't react at all so i'm assuming he saw that happen at least a dozen times
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Spanish Manlove posted:you're a poo poo mod and everyone hates you why do you let this kinda garbage stay in GBS? u shouldnt backseat mod or modsass u know
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Oberleutnant posted:u shouldnt backseat mod or modsass u know carl, i'm sorry your fragile state got mutated by irony awakening.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 12:23 |
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Had a tiny shart the other day, first in almost 2 decades. A little worrying tbh
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 12:36 |
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Welcome to the Pre-30s op, the incontinence only gets worse from here
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Spanish Manlove posted:carl, i'm sorry your fragile state got mutated by irony awakening. the only irony awakening here is in your pants (i'm assuming that poop contains a certain percentage of iron)
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 14:18 |
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I clamp down like a bear trap but it somehow wasn't enough this time Oh my... You're single you said?
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 14:53 |
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I've never sharted before but it seems I'm a little younger than the average age of shart onset. This thread has got me real worried so I've ordered one of these in, don't know if it works anally but better safe than sorry.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 15:03 |
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bradzilla posted:Welcome to the Pre-30s op, the incontinence only gets worse from here If you're not athletic yeah aka beta bitch.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 15:04 |
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Someone missed the toilet completely and did a perfect pile of poo poo on the floor tonight....how the gently caress do you do that goons will know
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 15:07 |
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My friend really loves to tell everyone about the time he was driving through Canada for work when he felt pain in his gut. Ended up making GBS threads hot sludge into the snow on the side of the road.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 15:21 |
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BoonyPC posted:Someone missed the toilet completely and did a perfect pile of poo poo on the floor tonight....how the gently caress do you do that intentionally
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 15:47 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Just want to interject here and say Say what you will about Franco's moderating style, but he at least attempted to moderate
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 15:59 |
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spanish manlove would be a habitual reporter
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 16:52 |
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Moon Atari posted:I've never sharted before but it seems I'm a little younger than the average age of shart onset. This thread has got me real worried so I've ordered one of these in, don't know if it works anally but better safe than sorry. Buttplug will help more.
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The Bible posted:Back in college I was on an 8 hour road trip with my roommate. We stopped at a truck stop where he picked up what looked like a can of chewing tobacco but was actually just beef jerky in a quirky container. Memories. You really find out who your true friends are in times like these
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 16:58 |
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Everytime I poo poo myself I just flip my pants inside out I did this for like a week when I was four. All while sitting on the john. I just forgot how to take a dump properly for a week.
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I shart daily and im 32. Good luck op.
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