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Daedra posted:spanish manlove would be a habitual reporter I like to test the reporting turn around time, I forgot I even reported this thread that's how long ago it was
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Youre gay
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Another True Shart Story My wife and I went over to her sisters house for dinner. The sister had prepared a delightful dinner of grilled fish and asparagus. No problems, no gastric distress. Next morning I'm at work sitting at my desk. Go to fart, and I immediately realize something is terribly wrong. I am sitting in a puddle of greenish oil. Race to the bathroom and see that its blasted straight through my underwear and dockers. No poo poo, just oil.. So I sneak out of the office and drive home to change. Get home and there's my wife. Same thing happened to her. To this day we still tease my sister-in-law about her cooking
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Nov 12, 2015 18:20
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One time I somehow consumed a bunch of that indigestible fat replacement (Olestra?) and I was having random and unpredictable oily discharge out of my rear end for like a week really kept me on my toes
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Nov 12, 2015 18:32
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My bowels are so hosed up that whenever I fart, it's about a 50/50 chance that some poop is gonna come out.
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Nov 12, 2015 18:38
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Spanish Manlove posted:I like to test the reporting turn around time, I forgot I even reported this thread that's how long ago it was I think I see what you're doing here
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Nov 12, 2015 18:39
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i feel like franco is making america, and thereby the forums, great again.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:06
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Fishy Joe posted:bc children ruin they anus BABYS COME FROM THE BUTT!?  edit
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Nov 12, 2015 19:10
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mod sass is against the rules afaik, just like forums invasions.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:10
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i was kidding franco is aatrek-level bad
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Nov 12, 2015 19:10
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gnarlyhotep posted:Just want to interject here and say
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Nov 12, 2015 19:11
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This thread about sharting has gone to poo poo.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:13
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Spanish Manlove posted:I like to test the reporting turn around time, I forgot I even reported this thread that's how long ago it was no it's cool I just like to abuse the report button lmao
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Nov 12, 2015 19:15
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Spanish Manlove posted:you're a poo poo mod and everyone hates you why do you let this kinda garbage stay in GBS?
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Nov 12, 2015 19:16
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Spanish Manlove posted:you're a poo poo mod and everyone hates you why do you let this kinda garbage stay in GBS? no you are! *stomps feet, shits pants*
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Nov 12, 2015 19:18
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even at his worst gnarly has been referred to as a better franco. it's really amazing the lack of self awareness you have dude
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Nov 12, 2015 19:18
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His babyfit in GWS was really funny and bad.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:20
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I am wondering why franco thinks his opinion of gnarly represents some sort of mass consensus?
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proof of concept posted:I am wondering why franco thinks his opinion of gnarly represents some sort of mass consensus? bc he's that delusional lmao
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Nov 12, 2015 19:23
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Spanish Manlove posted:His babyfit in GWS was really funny and bad. your months long babyfit in gbs lately has been funnier and worse
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Nov 12, 2015 19:24
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Spanish Manlove posted:His babyfit in GWS was really funny and bad. You are in a constant state of being a weird bitter retard who is melting down all the time. I'm sorry you're so miserable, stop trying to spread your misery to the happy denizens of gbs. Tell me about your last shart, with good humour and a twinkle in your eye please.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:24
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Did someone change all the retard posters to Bonzi buddy?
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Nov 12, 2015 19:25
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Franco u dont need to be ashamed of your sharts. We're all friends here 
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Nov 12, 2015 19:26
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let he who has not fantasized about loving his sister cast the first stone here guys
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Nov 12, 2015 19:26
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wiffle ball bat posted:You are in a constant state of being a weird bitter retard who is melting down all the time. I'm sorry you're so miserable, stop trying to spread your misery to the happy denizens of gbs. Tell me about your last shart, with good humour and a twinkle in your eye please. I actually don't think you guys are happy at all, or at least never positive about anything.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:27
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Spanish Manlove posted:I actually don't think you guys are happy at all, or at least never positive about anything. i think i speak for everyone when I say we're happy that you're no longer a mod here.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:28
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I just wanted to post about sharting amongst friendly people who shared my interest, but now I feel my extremely good posts have been lost to manlove's tantrum.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:28
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wow rude posted:i think i speak for everyone when I say we're happy that you're no longer a mod here. Thank you.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:29
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Spanish Manlove posted:I actually don't think you guys are happy at all, or at least never positive about anything. *sharts in you are general direction*
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Nov 12, 2015 19:29
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Spanish Manlove posted:Thank you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cD4oLk_D0
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Nov 12, 2015 19:29
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I'm morrissey IRL: vegan, loud, probably gay (?)
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Nov 12, 2015 19:30
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All we are is sharts in the wind
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Nov 12, 2015 19:33
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cool cover band idea for GIbbus where I'm the lead vocals: The Sharts
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Nov 12, 2015 19:34
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Moon Atari posted:I just wanted to post about sharting amongst friendly people who shared my interest, but now I feel my extremely good posts have been lost to manlove's tantrum. Yes, thank you. Less Manlove poo poo posting, more Shart stories please
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Nov 12, 2015 19:34
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Can you imagine a bride at the altar sharting her wedding dress This is my extremely specific fetish
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Nov 12, 2015 19:34
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Spanish Manlove posted:I actually don't think you guys are happy at all, or at least never positive about anything. You can't imagine happiness bc you're trapped in the throes of morbid depression and self loathing and wouldn't know a happy man from your own sharty rear end cheeks Your brain is insanely sad dude u should improve your diet and get some exercise and maybe try some meditation. Have your committed sex partner/lover rub your shoulders while saying nice things about you. I hope you feel better soon buddy
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Nov 12, 2015 19:35
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Spanish Manlove posted:I'm morrissey IRL: vegan, loud, probably gay (?) Nah, you're more like Chad Kroger. Ultimately ineffectual yet mildly nauseating white-noise while the only people who claim to like you only do it to piss off others. But your accidental suicide will still make me say "That sucks, poor guy. Wish he could have gotten his life together and prevented this"
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Nov 12, 2015 19:36
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this one time i got all dressed up and was pulling out of my driveway and farted in the car and pooed just a little but enough that i had to go inside and grab some clean drawers luckily this happened in my driveway and not somewhere else this is a real true story as me details i can back it up
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Nov 12, 2015 19:37
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I'm positive that sharts are funny and powerful and that I'm having an epic good day just like most days
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guys i will literally do anything for your attention please dont stop
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