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Can we get rid of this derail.
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Nov 13, 2015 02:02
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Weener Beater posted:Another True Shart Story It was probably the type of fish and not her cooking - some kinds of which Escolar or Butterfish is the most common have indigestible fats that'll go right through you. Lots of times fish is mislabeled too so it's hard to make sure you never buy it.
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Nov 13, 2015 02:12
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im gonna get those fish and serve it at a dinner party its gonna be graet
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The Bible posted:The sharting thread has become a battleground in the war between Olde GBS and NuGBS. I just... I just wanted to maybe make some goons laugh at my misfortune and get some sympathy What have I done
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Nov 13, 2015 02:15
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I just... I just wanted to maybe make some goons laugh at my misfortune and get some sympathy it's not your fault.... these are troubled, turbulent times....
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Nov 13, 2015 02:26
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between the sharting stories and the continuation of Franco's perpetual meltdown, this has been an incredibly entertaining thread I thank you, op. I've only half sharted before: that is, sludge came out, but never exited the cheek zone. Basically the ol' fart and waddle combo. get to the bathroom and let out an audible sigh of relief as you see that nothing reached the underwear. ----------------
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brizna posted:between the sharting stories and the continuation of Franco's perpetual meltdown, this has been an incredibly entertaining thread I thank you, op. is this u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7SZweWYy-4 ----------------
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Nov 13, 2015 03:54
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:Currently huddled in a bathroom stall in Greensburg Kansas. Had to throw away my underwear but it did NOT get on my pants. This is you. You're filthy. 
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Nov 13, 2015 04:30
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Dave_Indeed posted:This is you. You're filthy. did you do that yourself?
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Nov 13, 2015 04:31
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Dave_Indeed posted:This is you. You're filthy. fucken lol dude but op's a chick. speaking of which, apparently it'll get a lot worse when you're in your 3rd trimester and the first few months after giving birth. who knew? ----------------
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Nov 13, 2015 04:33
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Hashtag GBS posted:did you do that yourself? Yes I'm actually quite talented.
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Dave_Indeed posted:This is you. You're filthy. lol
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Nov 13, 2015 04:42
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I just... I just wanted to maybe make some goons laugh at my misfortune and get some sympathy I didn't say it wasn't entertaining. Sorry you poo poo yourself OP
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Nov 13, 2015 04:48
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Spanish Manlove posted:you're a poo poo mod and everyone hates you why do you let this kinda garbage stay in GBS? because I can you're here, after all
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Nov 13, 2015 06:48
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i actually prefer Franco to gnarlyhotep.the latter i can imagine having a ponytail, whereas the former is just some insecure gay dude at the end of the day
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Nov 13, 2015 08:17
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i just wish everybody would be less mad and sad e: and more glad and rad
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Nov 13, 2015 08:50
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Franco can do whatever he likes, I'm not a totalitarian jackass like him If he's capable of being glad and rad, then rock on
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Nov 13, 2015 08:56
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:i actually prefer Franco to gnarlyhotep.the latter i can imagine having a ponytail, whereas the former is just some insecure gay dude at the end of the day gnarly looks pretty normal if you watch the video he put up in GWS
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Nov 13, 2015 09:08
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We should all come together in brotherly love. Look deep into your sharts, and you'll see the truth there.
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Nov 13, 2015 09:09
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Shart often and shart proud. The only shame is in dedicating yourself to criticising the sharts of others.
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Nov 13, 2015 09:37
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i have a broken shart 
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Hashtag GBS posted:i have a broken shart Doctors can fix this with a quadrupoo shart byp-rear end. Make sure you get this corrected before you have an infart.
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Nov 13, 2015 09:58
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Make sure you get this corrected before you have an infart. Is that where the fart (or worse, shart) goes the wrong way and comes out your mouth?
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and yet she put it on the Internet.
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Nov 13, 2015 16:52
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when you twerk too hard
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Doctors can fix this with a quadrupoo shart byp-rear end. Fecal transplant Myron Baloney posted:It was probably the type of fish and not her cooking - some kinds of which Escolar or Butterfish is the most common have indigestible fats that'll go right through you. Lots of times fish is mislabeled too so it's hard to make sure you never buy it. Thanks! Did not know that. Explains everything.
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When you're sliding into first And your pants begin to burst That's diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sliding into two And your pants are filled with goo That's diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sliding into third And you feel a greasy turd That's diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sliding into home And your pants are filled with foam That's diarrhea, diarrhea You're getting in a state cos' you've left it very late diarrhea diarrhea When you wake up early in the mournin' Your spinchter starts explodin' That's diarrhea! diarrhea! It comes out of your bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhea diarrhea runs down your leg like a scrambled egg diarrhea diarrhea When you're runnin' down the hall, and you feel something fall, Diarrhea, diarrhea. When you eat your favorite dish, and you feel something squish. Diarrhea, diarrhea. Just when you turn the page, your bowels start to rage, Diarrhea, diarrhea. When you jump and do a flip, but you feel something drip. Diarrhea, diarrhea. It's not very funny but it's very hot and runny diarrhea diarrhea
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Nov 13, 2015 17:12
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Sounds like somebody needs to invest in some D-Pants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwjogp4wIo Squirt on the go and poo in your pants with D-Pants!
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Shart update: no sharts lately, but then again I think I evacuated all the poop out of my system 2 nights ago. Every fart that bubbled up sent me to the bathroom as a preventative measure. Also now have a huge hemorrhoid. My body is falling apart.
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Android Bicyclist posted:Shart update: no sharts lately, but then again I think I evacuated all the poop out of my system 2 nights ago. Every fart that bubbled up sent me to the bathroom as a preventative measure. Remember when you were a kid and adults told you not to be in such a hurry to grow up? You thought it maybe had something to do with having to have a job and pay bills? Now you know.
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Booblord Zagats posted:When you're sliding into first Hello childhood my old friend
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