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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I sharted about a month ago just as I was about to take a 10-hour drive back home. Luckily I was only 10 minutes away from my mom's place so I turned around & cleaned myself up.

I also came down with some nasty cold/flu so I just attributed the sharting to being sick.

Today I had a mini shart situation after leaving work & was going to go to the gym. Got to the gym, washed my poop-stained underwear & put them in my empty Tupperware lunch container.

Tonight I've spent a good hour with diarrhea. I'm starting to think I need to call a doctor or an exorcist.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Shart update: no sharts lately, but then again I think I evacuated all the poop out of my system 2 nights ago. Every fart that bubbled up sent me to the bathroom as a preventative measure.

Also now have a huge hemorrhoid. My body is falling apart.

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