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Currently huddled in a bathroom stall in Greensburg Kansas. Had to throw away my underwear but it did NOT get on my pants. Can I get some support here How does this happen to a 28 yr old adult
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Well it's not really normal for me. Also I have public restroom anxiety and now I'm scared to come out. Like somehow people will know.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:13
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Microwaves Mom posted:You learn from experience when it is okay to fart and not. As you get older you learn its better not to chance it as much and just do it on a toilet. I'm scared someone would see. This is a multi stall bathroom, not one that is just a single toilet in a room with a lock Thanks for the solidarity though guys
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Nov 10, 2015 16:14
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Oberleutnant posted:ye soweth anal sex with men op, and ye shall reap the whirlwind of sharts. I haven't had anal. Also I'm a woman.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:15
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Everytime I poo poo myself I just flip my pants inside out Lol Fortunately my pants are unscathed
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Nov 10, 2015 16:16
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Oberleutnant posted:goondolences to your bf Like I have one lol I'm a goon
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Nov 10, 2015 16:18
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Microwaves Mom posted:Just make sure you wiped properly and wash your hands. THen get on home. No one will know if you just act normal. I can't go home. I'm traveling to Oklahoma for work. I still have 2 hours ahead of me.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:19
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Gaunab posted:how much brisket was eaten beforehand? None. I haven't eaten anything weird actually. Ok, I escaped the bathroom and I am preparing to hit the road again, commando. Wish me luck goons
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Nov 10, 2015 16:28
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:We've all been there. You will get through this... I'm with you *extends hand* Thanks I admit I used to read GBS pants making GBS threads threads and feel a smug sense of superiority because I didn't have that problem How the mighty have fallen
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Nov 10, 2015 16:30
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I shat my pants today I knew it from the feel I didn't wash the stain The shame was just too real And you can have it all My drawers full of dirt I let myself down With a fart and squirt Erethizon_dorsatum fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Nov 10, 2015 |
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Nov 10, 2015 17:18
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I felt the urge to fart again but fortunately I was right outside Woodward so I just clenched until I got to a gas station so I could fart on the toilet. This turned out to be the right decision. The stretch between Coldwater KS and Woodward OK is completely devoid of towns so I was worried I wouldn't make it.
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Nov 10, 2015 20:34
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1gnoirents posted:lmao I did that too recently for the first time in my life. luckily I was at work, but I had to throw away my loving underwear too Will our lives ever be the same I wonder
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Nov 10, 2015 20:38
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Fishy Joe posted:bc children ruin they anus I don't even have any kids There is no explanation for this nightmare
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Nov 10, 2015 21:47
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Aesop Poprock posted:Wasn't this a deg tweet I don't know who deg is but frankly I'd be shocked if s/he or any other goons have ever been to Greensburg.
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Nov 10, 2015 23:38
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Nathilus posted:Sorry, I know this is from page 1, but loving laffo. I have still never shat my pants so I can halfway relate. I STILL feel smug as hell about having bowel control and constantly wonder what is wrong with you people. enjoy it while you can, you sweet, naive fool
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Nov 11, 2015 02:57
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i finally finished with work and I'm in my hotel room now. i have access to a private toilet mere feet away at any moment. is this what heaven feels like?
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Nov 11, 2015 02:59
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kinda sounds like he should have gone to the ER, jesus christ
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Nov 11, 2015 05:17
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The Bible posted:As a note, I did suggest the ER, but we are American and he was uninsured, and didn't want to ruin himself financially quite so early. Understandable. Poor guy.
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Nov 11, 2015 15:11
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Well the crisis seems to have passed. I want to thank you all for coming with me on this incredible journey
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Nov 11, 2015 16:29
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Moon Atari posted:I need more closure. Please share what you have learnt from this experience in order to complete the narrative arc that we have all become so invested in. I guess I've learned you can go from being a toddler through your 28th birthday shart free, but no one, NO ONE is truly safe. Also make sure to pay attention to the weight of your farts before letting it rip. And also, always carry extra underwear. I'm done here in Oklahoma and I'm about to begin my 4 hour drive back home. Hopefully this new knowledge will have me arriving with clean underwear.
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Nov 11, 2015 20:23
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Poor sphincter control. I clamp down like a bear trap but it somehow wasn't enough this time
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Nov 11, 2015 20:29
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Mock me if you must, but BEWARE! For I was once like you.
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Nov 11, 2015 20:32
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Spanish Manlove posted:you're a poo poo mod and everyone hates you why do you let this kinda garbage stay in GBS? My thread isn't garbage 
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Nov 12, 2015 12:04
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The Bible posted:The sharting thread has become a battleground in the war between Olde GBS and NuGBS. I just... I just wanted to maybe make some goons laugh at my misfortune and get some sympathy What have I done
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Dave_Indeed posted:This is you. You're filthy. lol
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