Android Bicyclist posted:

I sharted about a month ago just as I was about to take a 10-hour drive back home. Luckily I was only 10 minutes away from my mom's place so I turned around & cleaned myself up.

I also came down with some nasty cold/flu so I just attributed the sharting to being sick.

Today I had a mini shart situation after leaving work & was going to go to the gym. Got to the gym, washed my poop-stained underwear & put them in my empty Tupperware lunch container.

Tonight I've spent a good hour with diarrhea. I'm starting to think I need to call a doctor or an exorcist.