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although our lives are singularities right now (we are all utterly alone in an uncaring universe) these aussies are bringing us closer to an even more alien future maybe even a cyberpunk future http://www.sciencealert.com/australian-researchers-have-created-the-most-accurate-quantum-computing-technology-to-date  who is ready to be a cyberjocky? 
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please don't post my avatar in threads about australia. edit: or florida.
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Nov 10, 2015 18:23
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Hell Yeah posted:please don't post my avatar in threads about australia. harsh but fair
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Nov 10, 2015 18:24
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tbh I have no faith in Australia's ability to revolutionize computer technologies
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Moridin920 posted:tbh I have no faith in Australia's ability to revolutionize computer technologies Shinjobi posted:harsh but fair
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Nov 10, 2015 18:27
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lol if you think the NSA doesn't have a quantum computer deciphering every bit of encrypted data in existence already
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Nov 10, 2015 18:29
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Moridin920 posted:tbh I have no faith in Australia's ability to revolutionize computer technologies I'm an Australian scientist irl. I don't have faith in our ability to feed ourselves let alone revolutionise anything that matters to anyone.
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Nov 10, 2015 18:29
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I'm Wintermute
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Rutibex posted:lol if you think the NSA doesn't have a quantum computer deciphering every bit of encrypted data in existence already that means They Know that i like to watch fat bitches get pounded by huge cocks but that's ok because we live in a fat positive society now.
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Nov 10, 2015 18:32
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Hell Yeah posted:that means They Know that i like to watch fat bitches get pounded by huge cocks but that's ok because we live in a fat positive society now. an important data point for the ai when it becomes sentient
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Nov 10, 2015 20:40
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That article was a year old, Australia hasn't done poo poo in the meantime, lazy fuckers.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:That article was a year old, Australia hasn't done poo poo in the meantime, lazy fuckers. why did I quote that garbage article https://www.engineering.unsw.edu.au/news/quantum-computing-first-two-qubit-logic-gate-in-silicon This is a month old Australia is leading the way
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Nov 10, 2015 20:51
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Mad Monk posted:I'm Wintermute hello
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Nov 10, 2015 21:03
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thats not a knife, throw anotha shrimp on the barbie eh
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Nov 10, 2015 21:25
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A dingo ate my baby
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Nov 10, 2015 21:32
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Crickey! I miss Steve Erwin!
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Nov 10, 2015 21:34
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No gaping aussie in thread. 1/5
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Nov 10, 2015 21:37
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quantum computing is not exciting, sorry the amount of energy that you have to put in to use quantum computing to solve problems is basically the same or more than what you'd use with a traditional supercomputer. So they're pointless until they get better, and I doubt this is it.
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Nov 10, 2015 21:41
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everyone has been talking about singularities a lot lately and i dont think thats a real thing. is that just a made up sci-fi word? there is no way thats real.
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Nov 10, 2015 21:43
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dad gay. so what posted:everyone has been talking about singularities a lot lately and i dont think thats a real thing. is that just a made up sci-fi word? there is no way thats real. oh its real! have you heard the good news of our savior Ray Kurzweil?
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Rutibex posted:oh its real! have you heard the good news of our savior Ray Kurzweil? no, like i said, i dont know what it is 
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dad gay. so what posted:everyone has been talking about singularities a lot lately and i dont think thats a real thing. is that just a made up sci-fi word? there is no way thats real. it's super real Imagine a world where porn that you cannot imagine has been computed, where every possible sexy line can be searched and instantaneously spoken by the Japanese sex bot u now live with
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Nov 10, 2015 22:30
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dad gay. so what posted:no, like i said, i dont know what it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfbOyw3CT6A
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Nov 10, 2015 22:32
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krut godel u fags *looks to the starsbowen*
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Nov 11, 2015 02:35
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imagine the memes oh lol is that a digital frog?
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Nov 11, 2015 02:40
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Top City Homo posted:it's super real w-whoa, yikes
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Nov 11, 2015 03:07
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Wow, a stable kernel for a whole 35 seconds. We are even closer to the 1.0 future we were promised 30 years ago. 
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Nov 11, 2015 03:17
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Top City Homo posted:porn that you cannot imagine don't tell me what i can and cannot do
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Hey guysh you know what's good on toast? Jelly.
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Rutibex posted:here you go, basically the plan is for all the Google executives to turn themselves into gods or something and convert the usable matter of the Earth into nanites im a huge supporter of nanite technologies. imagine what they could do for tooth hygeine. no more toothbrushes! lots of other stuff too, like deodarants and hair control.
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Nov 11, 2015 03:27
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where's the quantum goatse superpositioned anus
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Nov 11, 2015 03:36
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That computer can't predict me. I'm a wild card.
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Nov 11, 2015 03:46
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nah they just needed faster computers to come up with quicker computations to the "'Roo problem"
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Nov 11, 2015 03:48
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isn't Australia just a bunch of prisoners from the uk
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99% accuracy with a gigabillion quintaflops per second may as well be dead wrong
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i won't care about quantum computers when they are as big as eniac, i will only care when they can hold my entire music collection in my pocket
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Nov 11, 2015 03:54
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australia doesn't invent much, all i can think of really is some cool material used to store nuclear waste in solid form we have smart people but we just don't have enough, although i'm pretty sure we have some good medical research happening
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SniperWoreConverse posted:where's the quantum goatse
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Nov 11, 2015 03:55
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How the hell do you measure accuracy if you don't have a perfect computer already? 
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bionicize my penis, science thrusting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPJ2ZjYlY38
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